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Funny Stars Quotes
Funny Quotes about Stars

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You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde

When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

Reach for the stars.
- Anonymous


 

Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss,
you'll land among the stars.
- Les Brown

Keep your feet firmly planted on the ground
as you reach for the stars.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Trust your heart if the seas catch fire,
live by love though the stars walk backward.
- e. e. cummings


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Every great dream begins with a dreamer.
Always remember, you have within you the strength,
the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
- Harriet Tubman

It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of
nationalism can long survive when men have seen the
Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Mammograms are really sort of a gift.
You can either catch something early or count your
lucky stars because nothing was discovered.
Either way, you're ahead of the game.
- Charlotte Ross

No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars,
or sailed to an uncharted land,
or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
- Helen Keller

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon,
and the stars, and the sun.
- John Lennon

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life,
your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I'm a dreamer.
I have to dream and reach for the stars,
and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
- Mike Tyson

I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.
- Walt Whitman

If the stars should appear
but one night every thousand years
how man would marvel and stare.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms,
the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
- Akhenaton

When I have a terrible need of - shall I say the word -
religion.
Then I go out and paint the stars.
- Vincent Van Gogh

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us.
So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.
- Maurice Gibb

You can find your way across this country using burger
joints the way a navigator uses stars.
- Charles Kuralt

You have teenagers thinking they're going to make millions
as NBA stars when that's not realistic for even 1 percent of them.
Becoming a scientist or engineer is.
- Dean Kamen

Good friends are like stars ...
you don't always see them,
but you know they are always there.
- Anonymous

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one to make your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Let us seek to invoke the wonders of science ...
explore the stars, conquer the deserts,
eradicate disease, tap the ocean depths,
and encourage the arts and commerce.
- John F. Kennedy

The brightest stars are those who
shine for the benefit of others.
- Anonymous

We try to realize the essential unity of the world
with the conscious soul of man;
we learn to perceive the unity held together
by the one Eternal Spirit,
whose power creates the earth, the sky, and the stars,
and at the same time irradiates our mind.
- Rabindranath Tagore

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.
- William Butler Yeats

We need to find God, and he cannot
be found in noise and restlessness.
God is the friend of silence.
See how nature - trees, flowers, grass-
grows in silence; see the stars,
the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...
We need silence to be able to touch souls.
- Mother Teresa

People travel to wonder at the height of mountains,
at the huge waves of the sea,
at the long courses of rivers,
at the vast compass of the ocean,
at the circular motion of the stars;
and they pass by themselves without wondering.
- St. Augustine

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds,
stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes -
every form of animate or inanimate existence,
leaves its impress upon the soul of man.
- Orison Swett Marden

When we contemplate the whole globe as one great dewdrop,
striped and dotted with continents and islands,
flying through space with other stars
all singing and shining together as one,
the whole universe appears as an infinite storm of beauty.
- John Muir

You never enjoy the world aright, till the sea itself floweth in your veins,
till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with the stars.
- Thomas Traherne

I'm 5 9, and there were two stars in my life who didn't
mind that I was taller than they -
George Raft and John Garfield.
- Marie Windsor

I work with a lot of movie stars.
- Norman Jewison

Business people have been made into these rock stars
because they've made a lot of money.
- James Daly

The human heart is as a frail craft on which we wish to reach the stars.
- Giotto di Bondone

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today.
The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
- Bud Abbott

Well, all these stars have their houses swept quite
regularly by people who work in the surveillance security business.
They come in and they look for bugs and things.
- Peter Weir

Those fields of daisies we landed on,
and dusty fields and desert stretches.
Memories of many skies and earths beneath us -
many days,
many nights of stars.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The problem is that they are all stars at Madrid.
You need someone to carry the water to the well.
- Diego Maradona

The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I would say that one of the things that we are proud
of is that we are attracting very interesting guest stars.
One is Tyne Daly, who has done a wonderful job.
- Michael Biehn

Love knows not distance; it hath no continent;
its eyes are for the stars.
- Gilbert Parker

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars.
- Paul Newman

I demonstrate by means of philosophy that the earth is round,
and is inhabited on all sides; that it is insignificantly small,
and is borne through the stars.
- Johannes Kepler

There's no night without stars.
- Andre Norton

The stars handle it very graciously.
They let you know.
They know how to play the game.
- Mary Hart

The only difference from one $100 million budget film
to another is which of the 12 box stars are getting $20 million to be in it.
- Dirk Benedict

Now, I guess, people want stars.
People are trying to invent stars.
- Oscar Robertson

When you look at the stars and the galaxy,
you feel that you are not just from any particular piece of land,
but from the solar system.
- Kalpana Chawla

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on.
Not just by casting people, but by stars.
- Jenny McCarthy

You know, technology CEOs like to think of themselves as rock 'n roll stars.
- James Daly

I've been with certain stars; some are caring and pay
attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and some are too busy.
Elvis never seemed too busy.
- Minnie Pearl

We return thanks to our mother,
the earth, which sustains us.
We return thanks to the rivers and streams
which supply us with water.
We return thanks to all herbs, which furnish medicines
for the cure of our diseases.
We return thanks to the corn, and to her sisters,
the beans and squashes, which give us life.
We return thanks to the bushes and trees,
which provide us with fruit.
We return thanks to the wind,
which, moving the air, has banished diseases.
We return thanks to the moon and the stars,
which have given us their light when the sun was gone.
We return thanks to our grandfather He-no,
that he has protected his grandchildren from witches and reptiles,
and has given us his rain.
We return thanks to the sun,
that he has looked upon the earth with a beneficent eye.
Lastly, we return thanks to the Great Spirit,
in whom is embodied all goodness,
and who directs all things for the good of his children.
- Iroquois traditional

How is it they live in such harmony the billions of stars -
when most men can barely go a minute without declaring
war in their minds about someone they know.
- Thomas Aquinas

Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars,
but it won't keep the wise from trying.
- Harry Anderson

This dark brightness that falls from the stars.
- Pierre Corneille

We are merely the stars tennis-balls,
struck and bandied which way please them.
- John Webster

I can't say I can foresee the future and tell the stars,
you know.
But I do have an understanding for my own reality,
just elements and things that I've learned from.
- Jenna Elfman

Humanity has the stars in its future,
and that future is too important to be lost under the
burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
- Isaac Asimov

That is the exploration that awaits you!
Not mapping stars and studying nebula,
but charting the unknown possibilities of existence.
- Leonard Nimoy

And he that strives to touch the stars,
Oft stumbles at a straw.
- Edmund Spenser

But that's why there are so few women stars today.
Pornography has taken away the mystery.
- Irene Dunne

Of all things visible, the highest is the heaven of the fixed stars.
- Nicolaus Copernicus

There are certain stars who are not actors.
I don't want to be that type.
- Natalie Wood

Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty,
fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.
- Ben Stein

Movie stars are supposed to be healthy.
They're kept happy and nutritionally together.
- Courtney Love

I will greet this day with love in my heart.
And how will I do this?
Henceforth will I look on all things with love and be born again.
I will love the sun for it warms my bones;
yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit.
I will love the light for it shows me the way;
yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I will welcome happiness as it enlarges my heart;
yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul.
I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due;
yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.
- Og Mandino

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum.
I make stars out of everyone.
- Donald Trump

I'm big and a lot of the stars are smaller so if you're big and mean looking,
you play bad guys.
After Blade Runner, I was the meanest guy in Hollywood.
- Brion James

O, thou art fairer than the evening air clad in the
beauty of a thousand stars.
- Christopher Marlowe


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