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My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
- Katharine Hepburn

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning
I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill

Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
- Anonymous


 

Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss,
you'll land among the stars.
- Les Brown

When I see your smile,
and I know it's not for me,
that's when I'll miss you.
- Anonymous

I won't miss you.
I will miss who I thought you were.
- Anonymous


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If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will.
- Anonymous

You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take.
- Wayne Gretzky

I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most...
I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it.
- William J. Clinton

Love is life.
And if you miss love, you miss life.
- Leo Buscaglia

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.
- Phil Donahue

Existence needs you.
Without you, something will be missing
in existence and nobody can replace it.
Thats what gives you dignity,
that the whole existence will miss you.
- Osho

Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or the present
are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy

I'm a dreamer.
I have to dream and reach for the stars,
and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
- Mike Tyson

For time and the world do not stand still.
Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or the present
are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy

Bad times have a scientific value.
These are occasions a good learner would not miss.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer
knows the propensity to dream,
the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
- Tim Berners-Lee

One may miss the mark by aiming too high as too low.
- Thomas Fuller

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
- Douglas Adams

To me education is a leading out of what is already
there in the pupil's soul.
To Miss Mackay it is a putting in of something that is not there,
and that is not what I call education.
I call it intrusion.
- Muriel Spark

In this outward and physical ceremony,
we attest once again to the inner
and spiritual strength of our Nation.
As my high school teacher, Miss Julia Coleman, used to say:
"We must adjust to changing times,
and still hold to unchanging principles."
- Jimmy Carter

In your days - things like this happen to you...
You get a tap, a nudge, a gentle shake,
and life whispers to you, "I know you're tired -
but I don't want you to miss this."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I'm lucky because I have a job I love.
I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed,
seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies.
I have a couple cats.
I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on
the road so I wont see him for a while.
I feel bad.
- Michelle Branch

I love my family and I miss them very much but I'm a new person now.
I know a lot of people will not agree with what I've done,
but it was right for me.
- LaToya Jackson

Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will still be among the stars.
- Les Brown

No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends,
as to give them no cause to miss him less.
- Jean de la Bruyere

This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line,
it's going to bite you.
- Mike Weir

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- Wayne Gretzky

I want to make movies that I want to see,
and what I miss and I'm not seeing.
- Thomas Jane

Playing the Mammy of Miss Leigh was just about the
biggest thrill I've ever had.
- Hattie McDaniel

For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like
refusing a date with Lana Turner.
- Robert Capa

I'll miss everyone on Dallas so much,
but I have a wonderful career ahead of me.
I can feel it.
- Mary Crosby

I miss the game - I miss it a lot.
- Joe Montana

The world is made up of people who never quite get
into the first team and who just miss the prizes at the flower show.
- Jacob Bronowski

I loved being a judge, and sometimes I miss the power of the gavel,
but this is a lot more fun.
- Catherine Crier

I don't miss the economic insecurity,
the living paycheck to paycheck.
- Drew Carey

At home in Paris I take a milk bath two times a week,
but here on the road it is more difficult.
I miss them.
- Anna Held

I miss my singing career very much.
- Elvis Presley

What I miss when I'm away is the pride in baseball.
Especially the pride of being on a team that wins.
- Billy Martin

The world is full of people who never quite get into
the first team and who just miss the prizes at the flower show.
- Jacob Bronowski

There is a time for risky love.
There is a time for extravagant gestures.
There is a time to pour out your affections on one you love.
And when the time comes - seize it, don't miss it.
- Max Lucado

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older.
What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
- Malcolm Cowley

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor,
Miss Cox.
She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
- Tracey Ullman

I've been in California for about 15 years now.
You're always in your car and insulated.
I miss New York so much.
- Jimmy Smits

It's been a great adventure, everything I hoped for.
But it's time to go home.
I miss my family.
I miss the Earth.
- John Phillips

I used to go missing a lot...
Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
- George Best

If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck
to miss my daily cocktail,
I'd have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned,
I plan ahead.
- Luis Bunuel

We can come to look upon the deaths of our enemies
with as much regret as we feel for those of our friends,
namely, when we miss their existence as witnesses to our success.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

I miss performing before a live audience -
the energy and excitement -
there's nothing to compare with it.
- Rita Mero

I know that people will remember me as Miss Universe
because it was my first great achievement,
but I still have my whole career ahead of me.
- Alicia Machado

Most people miss the great part mental outlook plays in this game.
- Billy Martin

I never was really into comics as a child,
and I think if you miss the boat when you're a kid,
you don't necessarily pick up on it when you're an adult.
- Victoria Pratt

I really miss the rehearsal process of theater.
- Kurtwood Smith

I can't miss a night's work and let my public down.
- Patsy Cline

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much
that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.
- Mike Epps

A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss;
but of all the pains,
the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain.
- Abraham Crowley

I miss the personalization that Vegas was -
there were showroom captains and all the dealers knew
the gamblers by their first names.
- Wayne Newton

I'll miss the comments from the people on the street
who love the show and who have felt its impact on the culture.
I won't miss the shooting schedule, though!
- Dennis Franz

I hit big or I miss big.
- George Herman

And I discovered after a couple years that I really
didn't miss making movies.
- Rick Moranis

I miss my family, and I like being a tourist when I go back.
- Tim Roth

The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

When you worked in a studio it was the studio system
that you kind of missed because it was a big,
big family.
I mean MGM had 5,000 people working a day there.
You miss it.
- George Sidney

The first step toward liberty is to miss liberty;
the second,
to seek it; the third, to find it.
- Leopold Zunz

Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book.
- Jim Rohn

Lynda Carter, I think the reason I liked her was because
she was so down to earth.
Even though she was a big star and she was Miss America,
she was very approachable.
- Thuy Trang

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never
miss any of the comic books.
I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
- R. L. Stine

Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing
of children that they miss the glory of parenthood,
just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves.
- Marcelene Cox

Even though shows like NYPD Blue are soaps in my opinion,
but they're individualized to an extent that you can
still follow what's going on if you miss a week.
- William Devane

While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.
- Publilius Syrus


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