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Funny Land Quotes
Funny Quotes about Land

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Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality
by contact with this great novel land of yours
which sticks up out of the Atlantic.
- Winston Churchill

Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss,
you'll land among the stars.
- Les Brown

A journey by Sea and Land, Five Hundred Miles,
is not undertaken without money.
- Lewis Hallam


 

Harmony with land is like harmony with a friend;
you cannot cherish his right hand and chop off his left.
- Aldo Leopold

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land,
when they can see nothing but sea.
- Francis Bacon

The garden, by design, is concerned with both the interior
and the land beyond the garden.
- Stephen Gardiner


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Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who
make a living from the land and for those of us who
use them for recreational purposes.
- Cathy McMorris

Nothing is more destructive of respect
for the government and the law of the land
than passing laws which cannot be enforced.
- Albert Einstein

Never, never and never again shall it be
that this beautiful land will again experience
the oppression of one by another.
- Nelson Mandela

Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor
in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people.
- Khalil Gibran

A man's country is not a certain area of land,
of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle
and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
- George William Curtis

If we gave up eating beef we would have roughly 20
to 30 times more land for food than we have now.
- James Lovelock

Each blade of grass has its spot on earth whence it draws its life,
its strength; and so is man rooted to the land from
which he draws his faith together with his life.
- Joseph Conrad

Conservation is a state of harmony between men and land.
- Aldo Leopold

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.
- Clarence Darrow

We gather today in gratitude for the bounty of the land,
the joyful company around this table,
and all the other blessings of this life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I pressed my father's hand and told him I would protect his grave with my life.
My father smiled and passed away to the spirit land.
- Chief Joseph

No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars,
or sailed to an uncharted land,
or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
- Helen Keller

What each must seek in his life never was on land or sea.
It is something out of his own unique potentiality for experience,
something that never has been and never could
have been experienced by anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

I just want to do God's will.
And he's allowed me to go to the mountain.
And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land!
I may not get there with you,
but I want you to know tonight that
we as a people will get to the promised land.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Our forces saved the remnants of the Jewish people of Europe
for a new life and a new hope in the reborn land of Israel.
Along with all men of good will,
I salute the young state and wish it well.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said "Let us pray." We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.
- John Mason Brown

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at the sun.'
We might not land on the sun,
but at least we would get off the ground.
- Zora Neale Hurston

We feel the value is in the land, not the improvements.
- Mike Simpson

I feel the other element of a western is the land,
which is very important in this movie.
I mean the land is another character in the piece,
actually.
- Tom Selleck

The making of an American begins at the point where
he himself rejects all other ties,
any other history, and himself adopts the vesture of his adopted land.
- James Baldwin

I stepped on a land mine named Jayson Blair.
- Howell Raines

I believe that Palestine is an occupied land from the
Mediterranean Sea to the Jordan River,
and this is the right of the entire Palestinian people,
this land.
- Hassan Nasrallah

The joy of viewing land, the hope of in a few days
ranging through the long wished-for spot and the pleasure
of again resuming my wonted employment may be readily calculated.
- David Douglas

In the end of five years I made supplication to the
king to go out of this land,
desiring to see my poor wife and children according
to conscience and nature.
- Will Adams

The manner of the country makes the usage of life there,
and the land will not be lived in except in its own fashion.
- Mary Austin

Western concepts of ownership and privatization came
in and clashed with that.
So land began to be exchanged.
- Neil Abercrombie

They made us many promises, more than I can remember,
but they never kept but one; they promised to take our land,
and they took it.
- Red Cloud

Very good coaches for ski jumpers stand at the top
of the slope and watch the jumpers prepare,
rather than standing at the bottom and watching them land.
- Roland Joffe

They're criminals, they brutalized Afghanistan,
they killed our people, they destroyed our land.
- Hamid Karzai

When one jumps over the edge, one is bound to land somewhere.
- David Herbert Lawrence

If I told you about a land of love, friend,
would you follow me and come?
- Yunus Emre

The ranch was raw land when I bought it and,
for better or worse, I have designed every aspect of it from the corrals,
the arena, to the barn, to the house.
- Janine Turner

Wales is the land of my fathers.
And my fathers can have it.
- Dylan Thomas

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
- Laurence J. Peter

But they who give straight judgements to strangers
and to those of the land and do not transgress what is just,
for them the city flourishes and its people prosper.
- Hesiod

Here I found those who had set out before me,
both by sea and land, except those who have died.
- Junipero Serra

Land of opportunity, land for the huddled masses where
would the opportunity have been without the genocide of those Old Guard,
bristling Indian tribes?
- Edward Hoagland

You forget that the fruits belong to all and that the land belongs to no one.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

Afghanistan is a land-locked country.
- Lakhdar Brahimi

Our settlement of land is without regard to the best use of land.
- Arthur Erickson

Soldiers of Israel, we have no aims of conquest.
Our purpose is to bring to naught the attempts of the
Arab armies to conquer our land.
- Moshe Dayan

Without that sense of security which property gives,
the land would still be uncultivated.
- Francois Quesnay

In the land of my birth I cannot vote,
whereas a young person of eighteen can vote.
And why? Because he or she possesses that wonderful biological attribute -
a white skin.
- Desmond Tutu

The return of democracy in our land has indeed thrown
the problems of development into bolder relief.
- Ibrahim Babangida

All I had to do was go out and perform.
One of the hardest things was doing those back flips,
where you had to jump up and land on the top rope.
It's precision movement.
- Owen Hart

We oppose occupation of land by force and we believe
in dialogue as the method for regaining Arab rights.
This is the spirit of the Great Arab Revolt.
- King Hussein I

If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and
told the nearest land was a thousand miles away,
I'd still swim.
And I'd despise the one who gave up.
- Abraham Maslow

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way.
I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house,
we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
- Jon Stewart

In addition, the oil royalties the Federal Government
does not collect from big oil will starve the Land
and Water Conservation Fund of critical financial resources.
- Ron Kind

Our family has lived in Iran for 2,500 years,
and Iranian Jewry has the long history in that land.
- Moshe Katsav

The holy land was supposed to be spotless,
a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single
candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.
- Marvin Olasky

Working in an underdeveloped land for two or three years,
the volunteer will often find that his work is routine and full of frustration.
- Sargent Shriver

What I advise clients is, sell, pay the tax and be happy.
Don't ask me to find a replacement unless it's land.
- Mike Simpson

This will remain the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
- Elmer Davis

I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded,
rights are protected and the people of this land are
treated as equals under the law.
- Paul Martin

In the long winter evenings he talked to Ma about the Western country.
In the West the land was level, and there were no trees.
The grass grew thick and high.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder

It is often said that the earth belongs to the race,
as if raw land was a boon, or gift.
- William Graham Sumner

Atreyu comes from a land called Fantasia.
It's an imaginary land.
- Noah Hathaway

The sea heaves up, hangs loaded o'er the land,
Breaks there, and buries its tumultuous strength.
- Robert Browning Hamilton

I'm lucky, I can sleep from takeoff until we land;
so I'm fresh,
rested and ready to work on arrival.
- Eva Herzigova

And it was from Boston that one in every six American
families began their journey into the land of the free.
- Thomas Menino

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free,
nudity would be part of the norm over there,
but it isn't.
It's surprising.
- Mark Roberts

Moreover, in Russia there was an enormous amount of
landed property to be divided,
large estates, crown lands, government land,
and the estates held by the monasteries.
- Herman Gorter


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