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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
- Toni Braxton

I started playing ball when I was a kid.
My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge to me.
- Kurt Russell


 

I'm a father.
It isn't just my life any more.
I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or
seeing his father completely smashed.
- Billie Joe Armstrong

We approach people the same way we approach our cars.
We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask,
What's wrong with him, how much will it cost,
and when can I pick him up?
- James Hillman

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid


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So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

We went to church every Sunday.
When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
- Darius Rucker

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun.
When that happens I tell myself just to go out and
play as I did when I was a kid.
- Thomas J. Watson

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Never put passion before principle.
Even if win, you lose.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2

We make sacred pact. I promise teach
karate to you, you promise learn.
I say, you do, no questions.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

You always get a special kick on opening day,
no matter how many you go through.
You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid.
You think something wonderful is going to happen.
- Joe DiMaggio

Problem: attitude.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Ah, not everything is as seems...
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

I am happy to make money.
I want to make more money, make more music,
eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.
- Kid Rock

We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers.
I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me,
I've got the world's smallest phone.
Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys,
you know?
- Catherine Bell

For man with no forgiveness in heart,
life worse punishment than death.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup.
He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined.
Somebody is going to dust my records.
It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
- Jack Nicklaus

You remember lesson about balance?
Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life.
Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

There is no doubt that life can be a bumpy ride.
But so were those roller coasters you loved as a kid.
Savor the adventure.
Find excitement in the uncertainty and the constant change.
Even let a touch of fear add spice to your life -
as you did on that roller coaster.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Being a father helps me be more responsible...
you see more things than you've ever seen.
- Kid Rock

Fighting not good. But if must fight... win.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man.
But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him,
and I won't even go there with Eminem.
- Robbie Williams

I'm a working-class kid from a blue-collar New England family.
- R. A. Salvatore

I try not to kid myself.
You know, I don't mind romancing someone else,
but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.
- Bill Veeck

I read Superman comics when I was a kid.
- Robert Vaughn

Everybody wants to be somebody.
The thing you have to do is give them confidence they can.
You have to give a kid a dream.
- George Foreman

Richard Lloyd of Television is one of my favorite guitarists.
His mentor was Jimi Hendrix when he was just 14.
Jimi was always pounding everything he knew into that kid.
- Tina Weymouth

I was a kid from Oklahoma who never wanted to be a singer,
but was told I could sing.
And things snowballed.
- Patti Page

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.
- Robert Kiyosaki

We're allowing every Eric Harris, every troubled kid out there,
to become the next Tim McVeigh.
- Theodore Kaczynski

I was a TV junkie as a kid.
I am the Sesame Street generation.
- Darren Aronofsky

There's a lot to do when you're a kid -
spiders to catch,
girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.
- Alan Davies

Sometimes you have to take a break from being a crazy kid.
You can't be doing that all the time.
Sometimes you just have to pay respect to your own simple-ness.
- Sean Paul

I couldn't deal with playing a character who rides
motorcycles and has a leather jacket and is a tough kid,
y'know?
- Leonardo DiCaprio

I'm not really a political satirist.
I don't kid myself.
I'm more interested in doing the mannerisms and the personality.
- Rich Little

I'm 25, but I was a kid on the set.
But everybody was really great.
- Shane West

I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult,
but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.
- Kevin Mitnick

I'm just a simple kid from Brooklyn who landed into
the most enchanted lifestyle imaginable.
- Michael Musto

Even now I can't trust life.
It did too many awful things to me as a kid.
- Clara Bow

I loved to read when I was a kid, and as soon as I
realized that an actual person got to make up the books I loved so much,
I decided that that was the job for me.
- Margaret Haddix

I don't think about that.
I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.
That wasn't on my mind.
So what I do is the best work I can do.
- Adam Sandler

I wish I had had my books when I was a kid,
I do.
- Paula Danziger

This generation should entertain this generation.
It's only fair.
When I was a kid, I mowed the lawn.
Now, somebody else's kid can mow the lawn.
- Tom T. Hall

Parents have to understand: if your kid isn't you,
don't blame the kid.
- Chastity Bono

You must understand as a kid of color in those days,
the Harlem Globetrotters were like being movie stars.
- Wilt Chamberlain

I was sort of a sissy as a little kid.
- Sanford I. Weill

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off'
at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
- George Clooney

If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd
see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.
- Johnny Rotten

I'm an exhibitionist, I was an exhibitionist as a kid.
- Dave Van Ronk

All I know is, he's a good kid, and he's done right all his life.
And he always treats other people right.
- Joseph Jackson

In my room as a kid...
I'd play a fighter and get knocked to the floor and come back to win.
- Dustin Hoffman

I'm enjoying the money, the big house,
the cars; what ghetto kid wouldn't?
- O. J. Simpson

Listen kid, take my advice, never hate a song that
has sold half a million copies.
- Irving Berlin

Everything runs its course.
We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life.
My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.
- Howie Mandel

When I was a kid, we had to rely on our imaginations for entertainment.
- Terry Brooks

Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare.
I just never understood it.
- Alanis Morissette

I don't know that I spent any more time alone than any other kid,
but being by myself never bothered me.
- Joseph Barbera

As a kid, I sensed history going on all around me,
but the basic thrust of it didn't move me.
- James Ellroy

I loved old movies as a kid, so I always watched old movies.
- Keith David

But I was so wrapped up in sports growing up as a kid,
that I think I was going to grow to be a pro ball player.
But I found out real quick that was not going to happen.
- Tim McGraw

College on for sure...
I'm scared to say it cause it sounds like a family movie,
but if my kid was 7, 8, 9 I would take her to this quickly and gladly!
- Rob Morrow

When I was a kid I never learned to play.
I actually got in bands through watching people play and copying them.
- Charlie Watts

Any kid will run any errand for you,
if you ask at bedtime.
- Red Skelton

My background has been very helpful for this experience.
But everyone was so accommodating because they knew
it's not the most comfortable position to be the new kid.
- Jeri Ryan

Bernstein grew up in my building in New York.
He's a very, very fine player.
When he was a kid, he came by to find out what was
going on in the world of jazz.
- Lee Konitz


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