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Funny Home Quotes
Funny Quotes about Home

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The ache for home lives in all of us,
the safe place where we can
go as we are and not be questioned.
- Maya Angelou

Television has brought back murder into the home -
where it belongs.
- Alfred Hitchcock

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

There is something permanent, and something extremely profound,
in owning a home.
- Kenny Guinn


 

People who have good relationships at home are more
effective in the marketplace.
- Zig Ziglar

Charity begins at home, but should not end there.
- Thomas Fuller

Home interprets heaven.
Home is heaven for beginners.
- Charles Henry Parkhurst


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Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.
- Billy Sunday

Home wasn't built in a day.
- Jane Sherwood Ace

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk.
- Meister Eckhart

Decorate your home.
It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
- Charles M. Schulz

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
- Kin Hubbard

A man's home is his wife's castle.
- Alexander Chase

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
- Kin Hubbard

Seek home for rest, for home is best.
- Thomas Tusser

A heart makes a good home for the friend.
- Yunus Emre

I am not quite sure where home is right now.
I do have places in London and Milan,
and a house in Spain.
I guess I would say home is where my mother is,
and she lives in Spain.
- Sarah Brightman

Home is the most popular, and will be the most enduring
of all earthly establishments.
- Channing Pollock

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave,
but not our hearts.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Here's kind of my motto - if you're not happy at home,
you're not happy anywhere else.
- Angie Harmon

There is nothing more important than a good,
safe, secure home.
- Rosalynn Carter

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family
waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
- Earl Wilson

In our home there was always prayer -
aloud,
proud and unapologetic.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there.
- Phillips Brooks

When you finally go back to your old home,
you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
- Sam Ewing

Any old place I can hang my hat is home sweet home to me.
- William Jerome

Any woman who understands the problems of running a
home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.
- Margaret Thatcher

Home is the place where, when you have to go there,
they have to take you in.
- Robert Frost

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the
time I get home they'll be ripe.
- Ryan Stiles

The feminist movement has helped open minds and kitchens
to the notion that men can be at home on the range.
- Rene Veaux

Run a home like you would a small business and treat
it with the same seriousness.
- Anthea Turner

When I go home, its an easy way to be grounded.
You learn to realize what truly matters.
- Tony Stewart

Where thou art, that is home.
- Emily Dickinson

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.
- Jane Austen

Since I travel so much, it's always great to be home.
There's nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning.
- Amy Grant

The home should be the treasure chest of living.
- Le Corbusier

Home is where the heart is.
- Pliny the Elder

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment,
all you have is all you need.
- Sarah Ban Breathnach

The home is the chief school of human virtues.
- William Ellery Channing

You never know what events are going to transpire to get you home.
- Og Mandino

I do not recall a Jewish home without a book on the table.
- Elie Wiesel

The prospect of going home is very appealing.
- David Ginola

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness
that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
- Edgar Watson Howe

The home to everyone is to him his castle and fortress,
as well for his defence against injury and violence,
as for his repose.
- Edward Coke

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
- Helen Rowland

Home is one's birthplace, ratified by memory.
- Henry Anatole Grunwald

If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house,
I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming,
the house protects the dreamer, the house allows one to dream in peace.
- Gaston Bachelard

We know that when people are safe in their homes,
they are free to pursue their dream for a brighter
economic future for themselves and their families.
- George E. Pataki

I'm lucky because I have a job I love.
I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed,
seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies.
I have a couple cats.
I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on
the road so I wont see him for a while.
I feel bad.
- Michelle Branch

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

I love grocery shopping when I'm home.
That's what makes me feel totally normal.
I love both the idea of home as in being with my family and friends,
and also the idea of exploration.
I think those two are probably my great interests.
- Yo-Yo Ma

There are only two things we should fight for.
One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights.
- Smedley Butler

Homesickness is nothing.
Fifty percent of the people in the world are homesick all the time.
- John Cheever

You can't go home again because home has ceased to exist
except in the mothballs of memory.
- John Steinbeck (Travels With Charley)

If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire?
- Imran Khan

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices
unless she hasn't done it.
- Evan Esar

I'm a real Suzy Homemaker.
- Suzy Bogguss

The house has to please everyone, contrary to the work of art which does not.
The work is a private matter for the artist.
The house is not.
- Adolf Loos

A man's house is his castle.
- James Otis

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
- Heloise Cruse

I feel like I've never had a home, you know? I feel related to the country,
to this country, and yet I don't know exactly where I fit in...
There's always this kind of nostalgia for a place,
a place where you can reckon with yourself.
- Sam Shepard

Never make your home in a place.
Make a home for yourself inside your own head.
You'll find what you need to furnish it -
memory,
friends you can trust, love of learning,
and other such things.
That way it will go with you wherever you journey.
- Tad Williams

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long
as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at
the places I wasn't going to.
I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every
party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
- Andy Warhol

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first,
friends and family second and you third,
we won't ever have an argument.
- Jeff Foxworthy

To be a queen of a household is a powerful thing.
- Jill Scott

I grew up in a household where everybody lived at the top of his lungs.
- Frank Langella

I think a major element of jetlag is psychological.
Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home.
- David Attenborough

What can you do to promote world peace?
Go home and love your family.
- Mother Teresa

There are a number of things wrong with Washington.
One of them is that everyone is too far from home.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Home is not a structure, but the place that we feel comfortable -
the place we belong - the place of our loved ones.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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