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Funny Imaginary Quotes
Funny Quotes about Imaginary

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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
(and hence clamorous to be led to safety)
by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins,
all of them imaginary.
- H. L. Mencken

Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads.
- Marianne Moore

The bulk of the world's knowledge is an imaginary construction.
- Helen Keller


 

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.
- Lee Ryan

In life, single women are the most vulnerable adults.
In movies, they are given imaginary power.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel

Atreyu comes from a land called Fantasia.
It's an imaginary land.
- Noah Hathaway


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Happiness is an imaginary condition,
formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,
now usually attributed by adults to children,
and by children to adults.
- Thomas Szasz

The character of instrumental music...
lets the emotions radiate and shine in their own character
without presuming to display them as real or imaginary representations.
- Franz Liszt

Imaginary pains are by far the most real we suffer,
since we feel a constant need for them and invent them
because there is no way of doing without them.
- Emile M. Cioran

The Bristol Channel was always my guide,
and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from
my bed to our house over in Wales.
It was a great comfort.
- Roald Dahl

The imaginary world has always been the most fun place for me to be.
- Claire Forlani

I like to create imaginary characters and events around
a real historical situation.
I want readers to feel: OK, this probably didn't happen,
but it might have.
- Ken Follett

But primitive man had enemies real as well as imaginary,
and they were not subject to priestly sorceries.
- Paul Harris

Imaginary evils are incurable.
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

I sometimes suspect that half our difficulties are
imaginary and that if we kept quiet about them they would disappear.
- Robert Lynd

As photographs give people an imaginary possession
of a past that is unreal,
they also help people to take possession of space in which they are insecure.
- Susan Sontag

Imaginary evils soon become real one by indulging our reflections on them.
- John Ruskin

I'm not interested in an imaginary world.
- Edward Bond

We must prefer real hell to an imaginary paradise.
- Simone Weil

It is a queer thing, but imaginary troubles are harder
to bear than actual ones.
- Dorothy Dix

Realism is a bad word.
In a sense everything is realistic.
I see no line between the imaginary and the real.
- Federico Fellini

It is not right to associate the fight against international
terrorist networks with an imaginary crusade against Islam.
- Omar Bongo

Each of us is incomplete compared to someone else -
an animal's incomplete compared to a person...
and a person compared to God, who is complete only to be imaginary.
- Georges Bataille

It is living and ceasing to live that are imaginary solutions.
Existence is elsewhere.
- Andre Breton

Disney made a fortune out of inventing the businessman's
idea of the imaginary as the contradictory of the businessman's idea of the real.
- David Antin

I want you, as a reader, to experience what I experience,
to let that other world, that imaginary world that I have created,
tell you things about the real world.
- Terry Brooks

These are facts, these are not imaginary things.
- Iyad Allawi

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake.
- Mary McCarthy

We have to learn again that science without contact
with experiments is an enterprise which is likely to
go completely astray into imaginary conjecture.
- Hannes Alfven

Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends
probably never wanted to play with him.
- Paula Abdul

The crusade against Communism was even more imaginary
than the specter of Communism.
- A. J. P. Taylor

Seeks painted trifles and fantastic toys,
and eagerly pursues imaginary joys.
- Mark Akenside

Contrary to what Kafka does, I always like to refer
all of my fictions to the level of reality,
He, on the other hand, leaves them at an imaginary level.
- Manuel Puig

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have
more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
- Don Herold

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives,
and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
- Edward W. Howe

Imaginary obstacles are insurmountable.
Real ones aren't.
- Barbara Sher

It's true that it's a solitary occupation,
but you would be surprised at how much companionship
a group of imaginary characters can offer once you get to know them.
- Anne Tyler

This is a work of fiction.
All the characters in it, human and otherwise,
are imaginary, excepting only certain of the fairy folk,
whom it might be unwise to offend by casting doubts on their existence.
Or lack thereof.
- Neil Gaiman

I was just then going through a healthy reaction from
the orthodoxy of my youth;
religion had become for me not so much a possession as an obsession,
which I was trying to throw off, and this iconoclastic
tale of an imaginary tribe was the result.
- Laurence Housman

Everything has a sort of double meaning for me,
there's the ordinary everyday meaning of things,
and the imaginary meaning about it all,
and I wanted to bring these things together,
and in this first big Resurrection of mine you have
a good example of this sort of thing.
- Stanley Spencer

So much of our lives is given over to the consideration
of our imperfections that there is no time to improve our imaginary virtues.
The truth is we only perfect our vices,
and man is a worse creature when he dies than he was when he was born.
- Edward Dahlberg

James's expedition to Scotland is wholly imaginary,
though there appears to have been space for it during
Henry's progress to the North to pay his devotions at Beverley Minster.
- Charlotte Mary Yonge

It's queer how ready people always are with advice
in any real or imaginary emergency,
and no matter how many times experience has shown them to be wrong,
they continue to set forth their opinions,
as if they had received them from the Almighty!
- Anne Sullivan

Using the device of an imaginary world allows me in
some strange way to go to the central issues -
it's one of many ways to express feelings about real people,
about real human relationships.
- Lloyd Alexander

That's what's so great about my job.
I get paid to do what got me in trouble in grade school
space out and play with my imaginary friends.
In terms of Isaac, when the time's right.
- Jonathan Kellerman

The proposition of an established classification of
states as slave states and free states,
as insisted on by some, and into northern and southern,
as maintained by others, seems to me purely imaginary,
and of course the supposed equilibrium of those classes a mere conceit.
- William H. Seward

Initially I probably didn't even call it acting,
but dressing up or something.
As a kid I think you fully imagine the world in which you want to inhabit,
so you put some clothes on and just kind of freely imagine this world,
and it's a total imaginary world.
- Hugo Weaving

In the final analysis, a drawing simply is no longer a drawing,
no matter how self-sufficient its execution may be.
It is a symbol, and the more profoundly the imaginary
lines of projection meet higher dimensions,
the better.
- Paul Klee

Adam and Eve are like imaginary numbers,
like the square root of minus one...
If you include it in your equation, you can calculate all manners of things,
which cannot be imagined without it.
- Philip Pullman

They are imaginary characters.
But perhaps not solely the products of my imagination,
since there are some aspects of the characters that
relate to my own experience of a wide variety of people.
- Margaret Mahy

As is known, it is in the realm of experience inaugurated
by psychoanalysis that we may grasp along what imaginary
lines the human organism,
in the most intimate recesses of its being,
manifests its capture in a symbolic dimension.
- Jacques Lacan

Writing Part of the Scenery has been a very different experience.
I have been reminded of people and events,
real and imaginary which have been part of my life.
This book is a celebration of the land which means so much to me.
- Mary Wesley

Fiction has consisted either of placing imaginary characters in a true story,
which is the Iliad, or of presenting the story of an
individual as having a general historical value,
which is the Odyssey.
- Raymond Queneau

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
- Toni Braxton

I started playing ball when I was a kid.
My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge to me.
- Kurt Russell

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips

We went to church every Sunday.
When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
- Darius Rucker

I'm a father.
It isn't just my life any more.
I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or
seeing his father completely smashed.
- Billie Joe Armstrong

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun.
When that happens I tell myself just to go out and
play as I did when I was a kid.
- Thomas J. Watson

We approach people the same way we approach our cars.
We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask,
What's wrong with him, how much will it cost,
and when can I pick him up?
- James Hillman

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers.
I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me,
I've got the world's smallest phone.
Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys,
you know?
- Catherine Bell

There is no doubt that life can be a bumpy ride.
But so were those roller coasters you loved as a kid.
Savor the adventure.
Find excitement in the uncertainty and the constant change.
Even let a touch of fear add spice to your life -
as you did on that roller coaster.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ah, not everything is as seems...
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

I am happy to make money.
I want to make more money, make more music,
eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.
- Kid Rock


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