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Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer
Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck
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Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- the movie Thelma & Louise
God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous
Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
Just because I don't care,
doesn't mean I don't understand.
- Matt Groening's TV series The Simpsons.
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown
Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow
I don't know, I don't care,
and it doesn't make any difference!
- Albert Einstein
How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz
Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb
If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker
Life doesn't step on your toes when you Dance Lightly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous
A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz
Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It doesn't matter who my father was.
It matters who I remember he was.
- Anne Sexton
It doesn't matter how long my hair is
or what color my skin is
or whether I'm a woman or a man.
- John Lennon
Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
- Dale Carnegie
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein
My health may be better preserved if I exert myself less,
but in the end doesn't each person give his life for his calling?
- Clara Schumann
What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt -
it is sure to get where it is going,
and it doesn't want to go anywhere else.
- Hal Boyle
He who doesn't fear death dies only once.
- Giovanni Falcone
Failure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means
you haven't succeeded yet.
- Robert H. Schuller
There is no limit to what a man can do
or where he can go,
if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.
- Robert Woodruff
You can conquer almost any fear
if you will only make up your mind to do so.
For remember, fear doesn't exist
anywhere except in the mind.
- Dale Carnegie
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work.
Of course it doesn't work.
We are supposed to work it.
- Alexander Woollcott
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
- Maria Schell
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly,
but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.
- Mary Kay Ash
It's easy for Americans to forget that the food they
eat doesn't magically appear on a supermarket shelf.
- Christopher Dodd
Men kick friendship around like a football,
but it doesn't seem to crack.
Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
It doesn't matter about money; having it,
not having it.
Or having clothes, or not having them.
You're still left alone with yourself in the end.
- Billy Idol
Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous
Gags die, humor doesn't.
- Jack Benny
The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.
The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
- Benjamin E. Mays
Courage doesn't always roar.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
A budget tells us what we can't afford,
but it doesn't keep us from buying it.
- William Feather
Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
- Irene Peter
I'd like to grow up and be beautiful.
I know it doesn't matter, but it doesn't hurt.
- Kirsten Dunst
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal
government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
- Ronald Reagan
Don't let your ego get too close to your position,
so that if your position gets shot down,
your ego doesn't go with it.
- Colin Powell
Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar
It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end.
There's other ways to make money, better jobs.
- Ron Livingston
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -
he promised Dad he'd go straight.
- John F. Kennedy
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either.
- Albert Einstein
Beauty doesn't need ornaments.
Softness can't bear the weight of ornaments.
- Munshi Premchand
Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Mark Twain
Art doesn't transform.
It just plain forms.
- Roy Lichtenstein
Good design doesn't date.
- Harry Seidler
Just because something doesn't do what you planned
it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
- Thomas A. Edison
One doesn't have a sense of humor.
It has you.
- Larry Gelbart
Success doesn't come to you, you go to it.
- Marva Collins
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.
Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
- Tom Wilson
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