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Funny Understand Quotes
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Seek first to understand,
then to be understood.
- Stephen Covey

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland


 

A child of five would understand this.
Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- Groucho Marx

When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland

It ain't those parts of the Bible
that I can't understand that bother me,
it is the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain


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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein

Just because I don't care,
doesn't mean I don't understand.
- Matt Groening's TV series The Simpsons.

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
- Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

I contend that we are both atheists.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Stephen Roberts

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
- Marie Curie

Not until we are lost
do we begin to understand ourselves.
- Henry David Thoreau

If one does not understand a person,
one tends to regard him as a fool.
- Carl Jung

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize
how little we understand about life,
ourselves, and the world around us.
- Socrates

You do ill if you praise, but worse
if you censure, what you do not understand.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
- Arnold Bennett

A poem can have an impact, but you can't expect an
audience to understand all the nuances.
- Douglas Dunn

To understand is to forgive, even oneself.
- Alexander Chase

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people
come from their intelligence.
They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
- Marcel Proust

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand.
- Jose Ortega Y Gasset

All truths are easy to understand
once they are discovered;
the point is to discover them.
- Galileo Galilei

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers,
who can cut through argument, debate, and doubt
to offer a solution everybody can understand.
- Colin Powell

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience.
Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
- Hal Borland

To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
- Lao Tzu

I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand.
- Chinese proverb

I used to tell my husband that,
if he could make me "understand" something,
it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If you begin to understand what you are
without trying to change it,
then what you are undergoes a transformation.
- J. Krishnamurti

Be avid.
Create apart from perfection.
Risk failure.
Cover your words with sweat.
Run a little
Touch excruciatingly.
Laugh until you cry.
Dance with your eyes closed.
Care.
Understand you die a little in every moment.
Be Enlivened
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You never really understand a person
until you consider things from his point of view.
- Harper Lee

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either
technology or balance sheets.
- Thomas Friedman

Some people will never learn anything,
for this reason, because they understand everything too soon.
- Alexander Pope

What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
- Isadora Duncan

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

I believe in the compelling power of love.
I do not understand it.
I believe it to be the most fragrant blossom of all this thorny existence.
- Theodore Dreiser

Patriotism is easy to understand in America.
It means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
- Calvin Coolidge

We are all different - and we are all one.
Take time to understand, and to appreciate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As long as any adult thinks that he,
like the parents and teachers of old,
can become introspective,
invoking his own youth to understand
the youth before him,
he is lost.
- Margaret Mead

It is necessary for us to understand that
the only Active Principle is Spirit.
- Ernest Holmes

You remember lesson about balance?
Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life.
Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Local innovation and initiative can help us better
understand how to protect our environment.
- Gale Norton

Let's have faith that right makes might;
and in that faith let us, to the end,
dare to do our duty as we understand it.
- Abraham Lincoln

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship
is to understand and to be understood.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Once you have mastered time,
you will understand how true it is that
most people overestimate what
they can accomplish in a year -
and underestimate what
they can achieve in a decade!
- Tony Robbins

God is not what you imagine
or what you think you understand.
If you understand you have failed.
- Saint Augustine

It is only when we truly know and understand
that we have a limited time on earth
and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up
that we will begin to live each day to the fullest,
as if it were the only one we had.
- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Mystery creates wonder, and wonder is the basis
of man's desire to understand.
- Neil Armstrong

If you understand, things are just as they are;
if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
- Zen Proverb

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking

I just wish I could understand my father.
- Michael Jackson

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom:
the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
- Walter Lippmann

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
- Irvin S. Cobb

We have to stop and be humble enough to understand
that there is something called mystery.
- Paulo Coelho

Even in the Christian religion,
much of its real meaning is hidden by words
that are misleading and symbols that but few understand.
- Ernest Holmes

We really have to understand the person we want to love.
If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

People in Slow Food understand that food is an environmental issue.
- Michael Pollan

Those who are dedicated to a life of wisdom
understand that the impulse to blame
something or someone is foolishness,
that there is nothing to be gained in blaming,
whether it be others or oneself.
- Epictetus

We shall see but a little way if
we require to understand what we see.
- Henry David Thoreau

Not all is doom and gloom.
We are beginning to understand the natural world and
are gaining a reverence for life -
all life.
- Roger Tory Peterson

O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
- St. Francis of Assisi

People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand
my complaint about them not understanding me.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The world is incomprehensible.
We won't ever understand it;
we won't ever unravel its secrets.
Thus we must treat the world as it is:
a sheer mystery.
- Carlos Castaneda

Only the dreamer shall understand realities,
though in truth his dreaming must be not out of proportion to his waking.
- Margaret Fuller

Understand that the right to
choose your own path
is a sacred privilege.
Use it.
Dwell in possibility.
- Oprah Winfrey

If you can't explain it simply,
you don't understand it well enough.
- Albert Einstein

I can't understand why people
are frightened by new ideas.
I'm frightened of old ones.
- John Cage

The effort to understand the universe is one
of the very few things that lifts human life
a little above the level of farce,
and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
- Steven Weinberg


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