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Funny Door Quotes
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Every wall is a door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton


 

Make a conscious choice to live
a serene and stress-free life.
Stress is always waiting just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stress is always waiting
just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Knowledge of what is, does not open
the door directly to what should be.
- Albert Einstein

If a man can... make a better mousetrap,
the world will make a beaten path to his door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you follow your bliss... doors will open
where you would not have thought there would be doors,
and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

Sometimes the things you really want
sneak in the back door.
Notice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
- Kyle Chandler

Build a better mousetrap
and the world will beat a path to your door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

When God closes a door, he opens a window.
- Anonymous

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
- Katharine Hepburn

When a man opens a car door for his wife,
it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip

If you shut the door to all errors,
truth will be shut out.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Reality is a sliding door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22,
1963.
It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign
trap door in American culture,
and the wild bats flapped out.
- Lance Morrow

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate:
he who loves finds the door open.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Poetry is the opening and closing of a door,
leaving those who look through to guess about what
is seen during the moment.
- Carl Sandburg

The will to win, the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential...
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
- Confucius

I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor.
Do you know your next door neighbor?
- Mother Teresa

Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free
and realizing you were the prisoner!
- Max Lucado

God enters by a private door into each individual.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.
- George Washington Carver

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

It is for us to pray not for tasks equal to our powers,
but for powers equal to our tasks,
to go forward with a great desire forever beating at the door
of our hearts as we travel toward our distant goal.
- Helen Keller

If the mind wants to comprehend reality,
it will have to come out of the past and the future.
But coming out of the past and the future,
it is no longer the mind at all.
Hence the insistence of all the great masters of the world
that the door to reality is no-mind.
- Osho

If you have been divorced, you know it hurts -
especially if your marriage had lasted many years.
Whatever the circumstances of your relationship,
and whatever the nature of its ending,
there is always grief and regret -
perhaps regret over the ending,
or perhaps regret over not ending the relationship sooner -
or perhaps both.
Nonetheless, move past the grief and regret.
No matter how painful, divorce, like all endings,
opens the door to new beginnings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have become my own version of an optimist.
If I can't make it through one door,
I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Ask and it will be given to you;
seek and you will find;
knock and the door will be opened to you.
- Matthew 7:7

I feel the same way about solitude as some people
feel about the blessing of the church.
It's the light of grace for me.
I never close my door behind me without the awareness
that I am carrying out an act of mercy toward myself.
- Peter Hoeg

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
- inscribed on the Statue of Liberty in New York harbor

Today, like every other day, we wake up empty
and frightened. Don't open the door to the study
and begin reading. Take down a musical instrument.
Let the beauty we love be what we do.
There are hundreds of ways to kneel and kiss the ground.
- Rumi (Persian poet 1207-1273)

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns -
outside the door.
- Martin McGuinness

It doesn't matter how successful you are in this business,
it's tough to get through the next door.
- Kevin Sorbo

When a contradiction is impossible to resolve except by a lie,
then we know that it is really a door.
- Simone Weil

I may be the girl next door, but you wouldn't want to live next to me.
- Elisabeth Shue

I think that if you keep banging at the door all you
need is a little foothold,
a little tiny foothold, and then the rest will take care of itself.
- Branford Marsalis

France is the only place where you can make love in
the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
- Barbara Cartland

A fulfilling life is different to each person.
You have to acknowledge your dreams,
and not just wait for life to happen,
and opportunities to come knocking at your door.
- Joan Lunden

I'm really proud of the writing on Door to Door,
and I think that's the Emmy that meant the most -
the writing.
- William H. Macy

Just be honest with yourself.
That opens the door.
- Vernon Howard

Japan is dealing us a dead hand.
For two years we have watched the Japanese drag their
feet and we can't let them continue to slam the door in our faces.
- Craig L. Thomas

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
- Jenny McCarthy

A lot of Playmates look like Playmates,
but I look so girl-next-door and wholesome.
- Karen McDougal

My wife and I just prefer Seattle.
It's a beautiful city.
Great setting.
You open your front door in the morning and the air
smells like pine and the sea,
as opposed to bus exhaust.
- Ron Reagan

It's human nature to start taking things for granted
again when danger isn't banging loudly on the door.
- David Hackworth

My door will always be open to those who genuinely
renounce violence and seek peaceful accommodation into our nascent democracy.
- Jalal Talabani

You may talk of the tyranny of Nero and Tiberius;
but the real tyranny is the tyranny of your next-door neighbor.
- Walter Bagehot

I was never the girl next door.
- Bettie Page

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star.
If you want to see the girl next door,
go next door.
- Joan Crawford

It is sometimes the man who opens the door who is the last to enter the room.
- Elizabeth Bibesco

The English like eccentrics.
They just don't like them living next door.
- Julian Clary

Radio is a really strange business now,
too.
There's a very narrow door and a very few people control what gets played.
- Taylor Hanson

I'm also very proud to be a part of a trilogy of films that,
if they do nothing else, allow people to check their problems at the door,
sit down and have a good time.
- Michael J. Fox

Back then the cars had a trap door that we could pull
open with a chain to check our tire wear.
- Tim Flock

I think he came to the front door and rang the bell,
and Maggie let him in, and he said he had forgotten his key;
so I think she must have been down stairs.
- Lizzie Andrew Borden

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm,
not just as they come through the door.
- Indra Devi

Many miles away there's a shadow on the door of a cottage
on the Shore of a dark Scottish lake.
- Walter Scott

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door,
but I'm not.
There's nothing seriously wrong with me,
and my heart is in 100 percent working order.
Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
- Bobby Darin

Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
- George Edward Moore

My studio is designed for atmosphere.
I have a really cozy, comfortable room that has a great,
huge glass door that views my backyard.
- Geddy Lee

To really ask is to open the door to the whirlwind.
The answer may annihilate the question and the questioner.
- Anne Rice

That made me feel good, not to go to a resort where
outside the door is extreme poverty.
- Jasmine Guy

The House Democrats don't want Gore humiliated,
so they slammed the door of the Capitol in my face.
They are cowards.
- Christopher Monckton

I think it is that parents just don't kick their kids
out the door as much as they used to.
I think the demise of sandlot sports has had a lot to do with it.
- Frank Shorter

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door.
- Michael Ondaatje

I believe success is preparation, because opportunity
is going to knock on your door sooner or later but
are you prepared to answer that?
- Omar Epps


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