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Funny Forget Quotes
Funny Quotes about Forget

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People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Don't forget Mother's Day.
Or as they call it in Beverly Hills,
Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Jay Leno

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous


 

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer


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Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

There are three rules for dating:
1) Don't;
2) If you must, just be careful;
3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't
come as a result of getting something we don't have,
but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
- Frederick Koenig

Find fitness with fun dancing.
It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.
- Paula Abdul

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

We're so engaged in doing things
to achieve purposes of outer value
that we forget the inner value,
the rapture that is associated
with being alive, is what it is all about.
- Joseph Campbell

Never forget the three powerful resources
you always have available to you:
love, prayer, and forgiveness.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

When you are offended at any man's fault,
turn to yourself and study your own failings.
Then you will forget your anger.
- Epictetus

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.
- Henry David Thoreau

I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand.
- Chinese proverb

People in cities may forget the soil for as long as a hundred years,
but Mother Nature's memory is long and she will not
let them forget indefinitely.
- Henry Cantwell Wallace

True friends are those who lift you up
when your heart's wings forget how to fly.
- Anonymous

We are asking the nations of Europe
between whom rivers of blood have flowed
to forget the feuds of a thousand years.
- Winston Churchill

Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
- Nelson Rockefeller

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

Don't hurry. Don't worry.
You're only here for a short visit.
So don't forget to stop and smell the roses.
- Walter Hagen

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays,
including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
- Ellen Glasgow

The poet may be used as a barometer,
but let us not forget that he is also part of the weather.
- Lionel Trilling

I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

In my afternoon walk I would fain forget
all my morning occupations and my obligations to society.
- Henry David Thoreau

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle
me so much that I forget that I'm a husband and a father.
- Herbie Hancock

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- John F. Kennedy

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

It's easy for Americans to forget that the food they
eat doesn't magically appear on a supermarket shelf.
- Christopher Dodd

We are apt to forget that children watch examples better
than they listen to preaching.
- Roy L. Smith

The remedy for wrongs is to forget them.
- Publilius Syrus

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness.
The only ones who can forgive are dead;
the living have no right to forget.
- Chaim Herzog

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is extraordinary that when you are acquainted with
a whole family you can forget about them.
- Gertrude Stein

Great designers seldom make great advertising men,
because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture -
and forget that merchandise must be sold.
- James Randolph Adams

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges
are just lawyers in robes.
- Tammy Bruce

We can stand affliction better than we can prosperity,
for in prosperity we forget God.
- Dwight L. Moody

The more a man can forget, the greater the number
of metamorphoses which his life can undergo,
the more he can remember, the more divine his life becomes.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
- Margaret Fuller

Concern for man and his fate must always form
the chief interest of all technical endeavors.
Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
- Albert Einstein

It does not do to dwell on dreams, ...
and forget to live.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

I know why families were created with all their imperfections.
They humanize you.
They are made to make you forget yourself occasionally,
so that the beautiful balance of life is not destroyed.
- Anais Nin

Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could;
some blunders and absurdities have crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day;
you shall begin it serenely
and with too high a spirit
to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Looking at a sunset, just for a second
you forget your separateness:
you are the sunset.
That is the moment when you feel the beauty of it.
But the moment you say that it is a beautiful sunset,
you are no longer feeling it;
you have come back to your separate,
enclosed entity of the ego.
Now the mind is speaking.
- Osho

Expectation (demand) is always a cause of suffering.
Rather than "expecting" to be repaid
when we "loan" something to someone,
consider the "loans" we make to be forward payments
for the "loans" we received from
our ancestors, nurturers and others.
Request that any "loan" that we make be repaid FORWARD,
when the recipient is able,
and then completely forget about the "loan."
It is no longer our business if, when, or how
the "loan" is repaid - or is not repaid.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"I can forgive, but I cannot forget,"
is only another way of saying, I will not forgive.
Forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note -
torn in two, and burned up,
so that it never can be shown against one.
- Henry Ward Beecher

First, wash all car. Then wax. Wax on...
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off.
Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off.
Don't forget to breathe, very important.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try to understand. To never look away. And never, never, to forget.
- Arundhati Roy

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf.
I have never been depressed enough to take up the game,
but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
- Will Rogers

Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me and I may be forced to love you.
- William Arthur Ward

It's a mental fake-out to myself.
I make believe I'm making a new show so I forget the
material I was working on and make up some fresh material.
- Eric Bogosian

We often plough so much energy into the big picture,
we forget the pixels.
- Silvia Cartwright

Forget the lottery.
Bet on yourself instead.
- Brian Koslow

What people forget is that every movie that gets made
keeps making money for somebody FOREVER.
- Dave Thomas

We forget that this music, music made by my brothers and sisters,
is still a baby.
It's just beginning.
When I think of the possibilities, it makes me smile.
- Barry White

Makeup is scary.
When I do it myself, it's just mascara,
and sometimes I forget even to do that.
- Sandra Bullock

Forget about style; worry about results.
- Bobby Orr

I can get whatever I want to eat and when you,
you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food.
- Star Jones

We cannot forget that our flag received its first foreign
salute from a Dutch officer,
nor that the Province of Friesland gave to our independence
its first formal recognition.
- Seth Low

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
- Andy Rooney

There are blessed intervals when I forget by one means
or another that I am President of the United States.
- Woodrow Wilson

The camera makes you forget you're there.
It's not like you are hiding but you forget,
you are just looking so much.
- Annie Leibovitz

Don't forget your great guns, which are the most respectable
arguments of the rights of kings.
- Frederick The Great

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.
- Claude Debussy

If you ever forget you're a Jew, a Gentile will remind you.
- Bernard Malamud

Can you really forgive if you can't forget?
- Sarah Jessica Parker


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