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Funny Course Quotes
Funny Quotes about Course

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No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill


 

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

I set my own course through the ocean of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The common denominator of our heroes
is that each set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Persevere in moving toward highly worthwhile but difficult goals.
In smaller issues, take an easier course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles

Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?
- Luciano Pavarotti

Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and
I told him of course he could,
so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
- Eric Morecambe

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is,
of course, living in a state of sin.
- John von Neumann

I wanted to escape so badly.
But of course I knew I couldn't just give up and leave school.
It was only when I heard my mom's voice that I came out of my hiding place.
- Zhang Ziyi

Honor your past, and all the consequences of that past.
Receive insight into relieving the pain
caused by past experiences and current attitudes toward life.
Observe life as it currently appears,
and then train yourself to observe life
from other perspectives that support a higher quality of living.
Re-consider your priorities.
Chart your Course.
Set Sail with Courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way people in democracies think of the government
as something different from themselves is a real handicap.
And, of course, sometimes the government confirms their opinion.
- Lewis Mumford

I do like to shock and surprise people.
When it's all in good fun, of course.
- Ruth Warrick

And think not, you can direct the course of love;
for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
- Khalil Gibran

I hold my course with focused attention
and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work.
Of course it doesn't work.
We are supposed to work it.
- Alexander Woollcott

If you want to be heroic,
Don't emulate your heroes,
learn from them.
Heroes don't follow anyone,
they set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How we spend our days is of course
how we spend our lives.
- Annie Dillard

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein

Some things cannot be spoken or discovered until
we have been stuck, incapacitated,
or blown off course for awhile.
- David Whyte

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates

Faith in oneself is the best and safest course.
- Michelangelo

Ideas shape the course of history.
- John Maynard Keynes

A small body of determined spirits
fired by an unquenchable faith
in their mission
can alter the course of history.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Stay at the center
and let all things take their course.
- Lao Tzu

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
- Peter Drucker

Take a course in good water and air;
and in the eternal youth of Nature you may renew your own.
Go quietly, alone; no harm will befall you.
- John Muir

I Act with Bold Courage -
Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
I hold my course with focused attention and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The great secret that all old people share is that
you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years.
Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
And that, of course, causes great confusion.
- Doris Lessing

In your brother is The Light.
See him as sinless,
and there can be no fear in you.
- A Course In Miracles

My happiness depends on me.
- A Course in Miracles

I am now in that happy comfortable state that I do
not hesitate to indulge in any fancy in regard to diet,
but watch the consequences, and do not continue any
course which adds to weight or bulk and consequent discomfort.
- William Banting

You cannot be totally committed sometimes.
- A Course In Miracles

Every loving thought is true.
Everything else is an appeal for healing and help,
regardless of the form it takes.
- A Course In Miracles

There are many answers you have received
but have not yet heard.
- A Course In Miracles

The success of love is in the loving -
it is not in the result of loving.
Of course it is natural in love
to want the best for the other person,
but whether it turns out that way or not
does not determine the value of what we have done.
- Mother Teresa

Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
- A Course In Miracles

The ego lives by comparisons...
The ego cannot survive without judgment.
- A Course in Miracles

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion,
but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality,
but an escape from personality.
But, of course, only those who have personality and
emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.
- T. S. Eliot

Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show
by what road it will pass to destruction,
to wit: by consolidation of power first,
and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
- Thomas Jefferson

Would you rather be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles

Seek not outside yourself.
- A Course in Miracles

The world you see has nothing to do with reality.
It is of your own making and does not exist.
- A Course In Miracles

Do you prefer that you be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles

I knew, of course, that trees and plants had roots,
stems, bark, branches and foliage that reached up toward the light.
But I was coming to realize that the real magician was light itself.
- Edward Steichen

When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles

People forget that a huge proportion of our jobs still
depend on agricultural production in Australia so of
course there are exports.
That's easily overlooked.
- John Anderson

So, what I say to people is that politics has got to
be about principle and values above all.
Of course, there are times when you have to make accommodations.
- Chris Patten

The records fell easily at first.
Dozens of seconds peeled away with every running of a course,
and I could hardly wait for the next chance to improve.
- Joe Henderson

Straight girls like me.
They flirt with me to get whatever they want.
Of course it works.
- Lea DeLaria

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.
- Lee Trevino

Let's take flight simulation as an example.
If you're trying to train a pilot, you can simulate almost the whole course.
You don't have to get in an airplane until late in the process.
- Roy Romer

Lighting is vital.
Without that they've got nothing.
And, of course, color and texture.
When they showed me a little piece of Finding Nemo,
I said this has got to be the biggest hit.
- Joe Grant

Both my brothers became physicians and I,
of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.
- Carroll O'Connor

I think one of the important things that's happened
in the course of the century is that life expectancy has doubled.
- Ron Chernow

People think top singers are overpaid,
but opera houses have a top fee, which is a good thing.
Of course concerts are different- everyone wants to
make as much money as possible.
- Bryn Terfel

Of course, individuals vary greatly within each racial
group and should be treated as such.
- J. Philippe Rushton

The American President resembles the commander of a ship at sea.
He must have a helm to grasp, a course to steer,
a port to seek.
- Henry B. Adams

Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed.
I speak figuratively, of course.
- John Gielgud

I'm not a great believer in awards-of course the fact
that I've never won one has nothing to do with it at all!
- Iain Banks

Of course, we have known for a long time that a word,
like any verbal sign, is a unity of two components.
- Roman Jakobson

You never find an Englishman among the under-dogs except in England,
of course.
- Evelyn Waugh

A government must not waiver once it has chosen it's course.
It must not look to the left or right but go forward.
- Otto von Bismarck


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