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Funny Thank Quotes
Funny Quotes about Thank

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If the only prayer you said in your whole life was,
Thank you, that would suffice.
- Meister Eckhart

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste
the sky as well as the earth.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a nurturing mother,
when you just remember to say "thank you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality.
The last is to say thank you.
In between, the leader is a servant.
- Max de Pree


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"Good morning!" he said at last.
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you!
You might try over The Hill or across The Water."
- J. R. R. Tolkien

I thank Spirit for EVERYTHING
that has brought me to this moment,
and entrust my entire being
to the gentle nurture of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thank you, God, for this good life
and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
- Garrison Keillor

Thank you for joining me on this journey we call Life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know the power of saying, "Thank you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF -
'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends,
when they can go do what they really want to do.
- Richard Nelson Bolles

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

I thank you God for this most amazing day,
for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and for the blue dream of sky
and for everything which is natural,
which is infinite, which is yes.
- e. e. cummings

It is my choice to care deeply about others.
No kindness is too small to be important -
the smile to the bank teller,
the sincere "thank you" for all kindnesses received,
the reassuring hand on the shoulder of a loved one or friend.
There is compassion in selfless generosity,
but there is also compassion in heartfelt empathy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

'Handsome' means many things to many people.
If people consider me handsome, I feel flattered -
and have my parents to thank for it.
Realistically, it doesn't hurt to be good-looking,
especially in this business.
- Richard Chamberlain

Thank the good Lord for a job.
- Wynton Marsalis

I just thank God I can make a living doing something
I enjoy as much as I do playing music.
- Charlie Daniels

Thank God for the theater.
- Raul Julia

Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves
to thank if the advertisement writer uses his mastery
of the vocabulary and syntax to mislead their weak minds.
- Dorothy L. Sayers

I want to thank the Academy for its courage and generosity.
- Elia Kazan

If you suffer, thank God!
It is a sure sign that you are alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you,
it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get.
- Bo Diddley

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book -
I'll waste no time reading it.
- Moses Hadas

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.
- Nick Faldo

I want to thank you for taking time out of your day
to come and witness my hanging.
- George W. Bush

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -
and then make it brief.
- Gene Fowler

He wanted me to learn to stand on my own feet,
and to make it impossible for me to thank him.
- Bob Crosby

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a
fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years,
thank you very much.
Well, how things have changed.
- Christine O'Donnell

The owner of the New York Yankees, Mr. George Steinbrenner
who I had the greatest respect for,
I want to thank him for giving me the opportunity to
win that special ring in 1996.
- Wade Boggs

First, I have to thank God for giving me the gift that
he did as well as a second chance for a better life.
- Oksana Baiul

Thank God I never got in a fight.
All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends
thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me.
It was infuriating to them.
- Mark Hoppus

I praise the Lord here today.
I know that all my talent and all my ability comes from him,
and without him I'm nothing and I thank him for his great blessing.
- Ernie Harwell

Thank god, and now all I have are, twenty one years together,
in January and, you know, I, you know I forgot this all about things.
And anyway the first place is good thing.
- Olga Korbut

I thank God for my handicaps, for through them,
I have found myself, my work and my God.
- Helen Keller

I was offered a free villa in Hollywood,
but I said no thank you, I prefer to live in Italy.
- Ennio Morricone

Work is and always has been my salvation and I thank the Lord for it.
- Louisa May Alcott

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...
and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
- Victor Borge

I have enough love to last me a lifetime!
Thank God I'll never lose my imagination and my passion.
That's really what it is.
I'm still passionate about what I do.
- Teena Marie

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.
And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
- Yogi Berra

Thank god my wife is neither a Serb nor a Jew.
- Franjo Tudjman

Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value,
to engage you to substantial gratitude.
We thank them for nothing.
- Charles Lamb

I'm really thankful and complimented when people come to me and say,
thank you for the great times for all these years.
But I don't think about it as being a leader.
- Bill Kreutzmann

I thank fate for having made me born poor.
Poverty taught me the true value of the gifts useful to life.
- Anatole France

I thank my God for graciously granting me the opportunity
of learning that death is the key which unlocks the
door to our true happiness.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

And perhaps, posterity will thank me for having shown
it that the ancients did not know everything.
- Pierre de Fermat

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit,
the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- Joan Rivers

I want to thank my mum, my daddy, my coach,
my teacher, everybody in my life.
- Jet Li

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God,
I am as good as the best.
- Walt Whitman

I mean you got to thank your parents for giving you the right genes.
- Eric Heiden

I just want to thank all my fans for their loyalty
and support-for coming out to the shows and buying the CDs.
- Edgar Winter

I'm getting paid to do what I got in trouble for in the 7th grade.
I absolutely love what I do and thank my lucky stars
for twenty-five years of full-time employment in this business.
- Rob Paulsen

Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.
I think if you're there the whole time it just gets
out of proportion and you lose touch completely with reality.
- Sam Mendes

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said,
'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course,
those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
- Barbara Boxer

We all want to thank Emmitt for allowing us to enjoy every yard.
- Michael Irvin

Thank God we're going to try to continue and effectively
defend our frontiers with the Border Patrol,
with the Customs Department, with the Coast Guard,
with the Armed Forces.
- Barry McCaffrey

There are very few misanthropes, thank goodness!
- Ivor Novello

We invoke the sacrifices of our fallen heroes in the abstract,
but we seldom take time to thank them individually.
- Rahm Emanuel

Thank God, it is over, that I have seen it and am able to tell it to the world.
- George Catlin

You know what, I'm probably one of the most blessed
people there's ever been,
and I thank God for it.
- Smokey Robinson

It was a woman who drove me to drink,
and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
- W. C. Fields

Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience.
- Lexa Doig

I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
- Jean Ingelow

I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that.
- Harry Vardon

The sheik is, thank God, still alive and this hurts
Bush who promised to his people to kill Osama.
- Mohammed Omar

Secretary of State Colin Powell, thank you so much,
as always, for joining us this morning.
- Hannah Storm

I never learned to verbalize an abstract musical concept.
No thank you.
The whole point of being a serious musician is to avoid
verbalization whenever you can.
- Virgil Thomson

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you,
my father thanks you, my sister thanks you,
and I thank you!
- George M. Cohan


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