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People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet,
I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
- Al Gore

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous


 

I know that God made the whole world in 4004 BC.
I know because my preacher told me. He's a good man.
He's even saving up all the money we give him
to go to bible college someday.
- Anonymous Humor

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business
in which no cumulative wisdom is gained:
each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
- Bill Cosby

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein


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The rich are not born skeptical or cynical.
They are made that way by events, circumstances.
- Paul Getty

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -
a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland

Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice,
more drunkards than thirst,
and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
- The Buddha

God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- H. L. Mencken

The more laws and order are made prominent,
the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu

Regrets are the tears of choices not made
and of good deeds left undone.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
- Socrates

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong,
who made mistakes, but recovered from them.
- Bono

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
- John F. Kennedy

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
- Otto von Bismarck

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.
- Paris Hilton

I was a brownie for a day.
My mom made me stop.
She didn't want me to conform.
- Sandra Bullock

Love makes the world go 'round
- an old anonymous proverb,
made popular by the 1958 and 1961 songs

I can see, and that is why I can be happy,
in what you call the dark, but which to me is golden.
I can see a God-made world, not a manmade world.
- Helen Keller

We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace.
May it be more humane and fair than the world your
governments have made before.
- John Perry Barlow

Thanks to television, for the first time
the young are seeing history made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity-
but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
- Earl Warren

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff that life is made of.
- Benjamin Franklin

For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider,
every green tree is far more glorious than if it were made of gold and silver.
- Martin Luther

I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art,
which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby
since I hadn't made money with it.
- Laurie Anderson

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog,
but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
- John Leeson

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I ...
I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference.
- Robert Frost

Does thou love life? Then do not squander time;
for that's the stuff life is made of.
- Benjamin Franklin

Travelers, there is no path.
Paths are made by walking.
- Antonio Machado

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a
miracle by which what is broken is made whole again,
what is soiled is made clean again.
- Dag Hammarskjold

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if
the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
- Cullen Hightower

I made a decision when my father passed away that I
was going to be who God made me to be and not try to preach like my father.
- Joel Osteen

Libraries are not made, they grow.
- Augustine Birrell

Mankind is made great or little by its own will.
- Friedrich Schiller

Men are what their mothers made them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
- Alan Perlis

You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient
automobile made from overseas.
- Ed Markey

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -
who has no gills.
- Ambrose Bierce

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights.
Decisions ought to be made by doctors,
not accountants.
- Charles Schumer

To me, a building - if it's beautiful -
is the love of one man,
he's made it out of his love for space,
materials, things like that.
- Martha Graham

By the time we've made it, we've had it.
- Malcolm Forbes

Lighten up! Slow down the shopping.
Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
Consider gifting hand-made cards with messages
of true appreciation in place of store-bought presents.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler

Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one's definition of your life;
define yourself.
- Harvey Fierstein

Life is partly what we make it,
and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
- Tehyi Hsieh

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
- Paul Valery

Love is made by two people, in different kinds of solitude.
It can be in a crowd, but in an oblivious crowd.
- Louis Aragon

Gold medals aren't really made of gold.
They're made of sweat, determination,
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
- Dan Gable

Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Not having to own a car has made me realize what a
waste of time the automobile is.
- Diane Johnson

Great acts are made up of small deeds.
- Lao Tzu

I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
- Albert Einstein

Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin

Guilt says I've done something wrong;
... shame says there is something wrong with me.
Guilt says I've made a mistake;
... shame says I am a mistake.
Guilt says what did was not good;
... shame says I am no good.
- John Bradshaw

And you know, the baby boomers are getting older,
and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer,
and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion.
- Amy Irving

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled,
my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school,
my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
- Shirley Jones

When an inner situation is not made conscious,
it appears outside as fate.
- Carl Jung

Wealth is not without its advantages and the case to the contrary,
although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Everything is made of light
- don Miguel Ruiz

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers.
I think we made a couple of them rich.
- Gavin Rossdale


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