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Funny Start Quotes
Funny Quotes about Start

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It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons
out of the hands of fools.
Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)


 

Whatever you want in life, start today.
Not tomorrow - today.
Let it be a small beginning - a tiny beginning.
Your happiness depends on starting today - every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,
anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
- Carl Bard

Don't Wait!
Start on your dreams, your impulses,
your longings, your special occasions today.
Because this is your moment.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.
If you live through it, you start looking
very carefully to the right and to the left.
- Jean Kerr

Two little words that can make the difference: START NOW.
- Mary C. Crowley

If you have only one smile in you,
give it to the people you love.
Don't be surly at home,
then go out in the street
and start grinning good morning
at total strangers.
- Maya Angelou

Start by doing what's necessary;
then do what's possible;
and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Success is a state of mind.
If you want success,
start thinking of yourself as a success.
- Joyce Brothers

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry,
you are talking about every person on earth.
- Alex Haley

The moment you start seeing life
as non-serious, a playfulness,
all the burden on your heart disappears.
All the fear of death, of life,
of love - everything disappears.
- Osho

A man has made at least a start on discovering the
meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under
which he knows full well he will never sit.
- D. Elton Trueblood

Go to the people
Live among them
Learn from them
Love them
Serve them
Plan with them
Start with what they know
Build on what they have.
- Jimmy Yen (Y. C. James Yen)

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
- Lee Iacocca

Old age is like everything else.
To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
- Theodore Roosevelt

It is important to do what you don't know how to do.
It is important to see your skills as keeping you
from learning what is deepest and most mysterious.
If you know how to focus, unfocus.
If your tendency is to make sense out of chaos, start chaos.
- Carlos Castaneda

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go;
they merely determine where you start.
- Nido Qubein

We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids.
But obviously we want a family so we'll have to start thinking about that.
- Prince William

No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that
great success and huge money buy you immunity from
the common ills of mankind,
such as cars that won't start.
- Larry McMurtry

This moment! - this here-now - is forgotten
when you start thinking in terms of achieving something.
When the achieving mind arises,
you lose contact with the paradise you are in.
- Osho

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start
if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Elbert Hubbard

The military don't start wars.
Politicians start wars.
- William Westmoreland

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people
couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- W. C. Fields

I don't start with a design objective,
I start with a communication objective.
I feel my project is successful if it communicates
what it is supposed to communicate.
- Mike Davidson

If your tendency is to make sense out of chaos, start chaos.
- Carlos Castaneda

For all of those willing to help me start a family,
I am flattered.
I will let you know when I need your help.
- Paula Abdul

Just start dancing and the band will find you.
- Tama Kieves

We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking
about what is best for society.
- Hillary Clinton

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
- Sammy Hagar

I would rather start a family than finish one.
- Don Marquis

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his
40s shouldn't play tennis.
I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait
until I reached 50 to start again.
- Hugo Black

So long as you have courage and a sense of humor,
it is never too late to start life afresh.
- Freeman Dyson

A poet's work is to name the unnameable,
to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments,
shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
- Salman Rushdie

When you start to develop your powers of empathy and imagination,
the whole world opens up to you.
- Susan Sarandon

Repeat anything often enough and it will start to become you.
- Tom Hopkins

If you want to change the culture, you will have to
start by changing the organization.
- Mary Douglas

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

If you take the responsibility for your life,
you can start changing it.
- Osho

I've chosen my life - now I want to start living it.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer

I have this sense that I didn't really start growing up until my twenties.
- Winona Ryder

The man who goes alone can start today;
but he who travels with another
must wait till that other is ready.
- Henry David Thoreau

My Loved One
You are my ground and you are my rainbow.
You are my butterfly and you are my ecstasy.
You are the start of my journeys and always my destination.
You are my home - the place to which I always return.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such
a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent."
I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow,
but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
- Stephen Jay Gould

We think sometimes that poverty is only
being hungry, naked and homeless.
The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and
uncared for is the greatest poverty.
We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
- Mother Teresa

I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is
one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle,
but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising
you're gonna deteriorate.
- Warren Cuccurullo

Christian voters should start looking
at global warming and extreme poverty
as religious issues that speak to the culture of life.
- Al Franken

The moment you become miserly you are closed
to the basic phenomenon of life: expansion, sharing.
The moment you start clinging to things,
you have missed the target.
Because things are not the target,
you, your innermost being, is the target -
not a beautiful house, but a beautiful you;
not much money, but a rich you;
not many things, but an open being,
available to millions of things.
- Osho

I know how hard it is in these times to have faith.
But maybe if you could have the faith to start with,
maybe the times would change.
You could change them. Think about it. Try.
And try not to hurt each other.
- the movie Oh, God!

Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho

Start living now.
Stop saving the good china
for that special occasion.
Stop withholding your love
until that special person materializes.
Every day you are alive is a special occasion.
Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
- Mary Manin Morrissey

You are my ground and you are my rainbow.
You are my butterfly and you are my ecstasy.
You are the start of my journeys and always my destination.
You are my home - the place to which I always return.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I was raised by a single mother who made a way for me.
She used to scrub floors as a domestic worker,
put a cleaning rag in her pocketbook and ride the subways
in Brooklyn so I would have food on the table.
But she taught me as I walked her to the subway that
life is about not where you start,
but where you're going.
That's family values.
- Al Sharpton

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups,
you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle.
You've got to get rid of that fat!
How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
- Jack LaLanne

I start drawing, and eventually the characters involve
themselves in a situation.
Then in the end, I go back and try to cut out most of the preachments.
- Dr. Seuss

War is chaotic and when you start having a larger scale
film and you have a lot of safety protocols and choreography,
I would imagine it becomes more difficult.
- Adrien Brody

Characters who are on screen from start to finish are
not necessarily the ones who have the greatest impact.
- Jeanne Moreau

We've got to stop focusing solely on the symptoms of crime,
and start caring about the causes as well.
- Carrie P. Meek

Raft told me how to walk with him in a scene:
We'd start off in a long shot normal,
and about the time we got together in a close-up,
I'd be bending my knees so I'd be shorter.
- Marie Windsor

When school children start paying union dues,
that 's when I'll start representing the interests of school children.
- Albert Shanker

That's right, fall in one pit and start over from the beginning!
Well, thankfully my buddies practically tied me to
my chair until I put in extra lives and I'm glad they did.
- David Crane

When I start a movie, the first day,
I feel like a duck.
- Penelope Cruz

Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone
should get down to the gym and start moving again.
- Warren Cuccurullo

I've had it all my life and when it can time for me to start a family,
I was quite anxious to do so.
- Sidney Poitier

Before our kids start coming home from Iraq in body
bags and women and children start dying in Baghdad,
I need to know, what did Iraq do to us?
- Susan Sarandon

I would, however, start writing fiction about 10 years before I actually did,
because it's such great fun to do, many times more
creative than nonfiction.
- Judith Krantz

If I don't think about anything, and start with a clean slate,
in terms of what I have to do, a lot of different ideas come up,
and I can think about things more openly.
- Namie Amuro

We must stop talking about the American dream and start
listening to the dreams of Americans.
- Max Beerbohm


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