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Funny Reaches Quotes
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A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

When an idea reaches critical mass
there is no stopping the shift
its presence will induce.
- Marianne Williamson

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser
than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow

I cannot know the pain you feel.
I cannot share your memories or your loss.
My words of sympathy are beneath measure, yet
know that my heart reaches out with love to your heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

The future is something which everyone reaches at the
rate of 60 minutes an hour,
whatever he does, whoever he is.
- C. S. Lewis

Death is like an arrow that is already in flight,
and your life lasts only until it reaches you.
- Georg Hermes

Democracy is constructed like an edifice,
freedom by freedom, right by right, until it reaches its snapping point.
- Abdoulaye Wade


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Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other,
is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

A band is sort of like a star.
It reaches a peak and burns out.
To have five guys working in perfect harmony longer
than a couple years is difficult.
- Adrian Smith

One never reaches home, but wherever friendly paths
intersect the whole world looks like home for a time.
- Hermann Hesse

Play reaches the habits most needed for intellectual growth.
- Bruno Bettelheim

No lie ever reaches old age.
- Sophocles

Never go out to meet trouble.
If you just sit still, nine cases out of ten,
someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
- Calvin Coolidge

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
- Quentin Crisp

A message prepared in the mind reaches a mind;
a message prepared in a life reaches a life.
- Bill Gothard

I'd like to think that the notion of inspiration will
transcend cultural things that are going on.
There's something classic about this movie that I'm hoping reaches kids.
- Rob Morrow

The Ego is partly free.
partly determined, and reaches fuller freedom by approaching
the Individual who is most free:
God.
- Muhammad Iqbal

But everyone I know reaches a point where they throw
out their arms and go beserk for a while;
otherwise you never know what your limits are.
I was just trying to find mine.
- Robert Smith

Although the war in which you fought took place more than half-a-century ago,
your courage, your sacrifice and your patriotism reaches
through the decades and inspires us today.
- Mike Ferguson

Success is the person who year after year reaches the
highest limits in his field.
- Sparky Anderson

Pain reaches the heart with electrical speed,
but truth moves to the heart as slowly as a glacier.
- Barbara Kingsolver

I have always paid income tax.
I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened
with having nothing left for my old age -
which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
- Noel Coward

There is much more to schools than buildings.
There are academic activities, how it reaches the community
and its proximity to other programs.
- John Warner

Alas!
Alas!
Life is full of disappointments; as one reaches one
ridge there is always another and a higher one beyond which blocks the view.
- Fridtjof Nansen

Part of what we love about poetry is the fact that it seems ancient,
that it has an authority of ancient language and ancient form,
and that it's timeless, that it reaches back.
- Robert Morgan

When a popular phenomenon reaches the cover of 'Time,'
it is already out of fashion.
- Richard Holloway

Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if
our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and
another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
- Che Guevara

The Law of God reaches into every area of life,
and it brings about incredible blessing and incredible freedom.
- Randall Terry

When the size of the group supporting your cause reaches a critical mass,
any legislator or elected official has to pay attention.
- Mark Shields

The difference is slight, to the influence of an author,
whether he is read by 500 readers, or by five hundred thousand;
if he can select the 500,
he reaches the five hundred thousand.
- Brooks Adams

Prayer means that the total you is praying.
Your whole being reaches out to God,
and God reaches down to you.
- E. Stanley Jones

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts
to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
- Leo Rosten

Every day each of us wakes up, reaches into drawers and closets,
pulls out a costume for the day and proceeds to dress
in a style that can only be called preposterous.
- Mary Schmich

Nothing said to us, nothing we can learn from others,
reaches us so deep as that which we find in ourselves.
- Theodor Reik

I thought The Shining was just absolutely wonderful.
Stephen King reaches all kinds of people.
In the beginning he was just dismissed out of hand,
which was terrible.
- Anne Rice

Everyone reaches their point in time where either they
die or they get sick of doing drugs.
It started getting debilitating.
I enjoy my music a lot better than my drugs.
- Al Jourgensen

Vision - It reaches beyond the thing that is,
into the conception of what can be.
Imagination gives you the picture.
Vision gives you the impulse to make the picture your own.
- Robert Collier

The soul...
may have many symbols with which it reaches toward God.
- Anya Seton

If our message reaches the kitchen tables,
we are in good shape.
- Tim Scott

The value of old age depends upon the person who reaches it.
To some men of early performance it is useless.
To others, who are late to develop, it just enables them to finish the job.
- Thomas Hardy

This growth in the number, speed of formation,
permanence, delicacy and complexity of associations
possible for an animal reaches its acme in the case of man.
- Edward Thorndike

In the split second from the time the ball leaves the
pitcher's hand until it reaches the plate you have
to think about your stride,
your hip action, your wrist action, determine how much,
if any the ball is going to break and then decide whether to swing at it.
- Duke Snider

If it's something that reaches out and grabs me,
I want to do it.
I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me.
So, I'm not a very good actor in that way.
I can't fake it.
- Clancy Brown

The biggest challenge was trying to convey the story
of the making of a film that isn't finished yet -
and which won't be finished until the third film,
The Return of the King, reaches our cinemas towards the end of 2003!
- Brian Sibley

A book reaches a different crowd of people.
There are 50 different stories of very different individuals
participating in their communities either locally or
nationally in meaningful ways.
- Joan Blades

We all agree that parents have the primary responsibility
of filtering the material that reaches children.
However, children are often lured onto websites containing
obscene material through the devious manipulation of search engines.
- Robert A. Brady

The utility model of computing - computing resources
delivered over the network in much the same way that
electricity or telephone service reaches our homes and offices today -
makes more sense than ever.
- Scott McNealy

The body is an instrument which
only gives off music when it is used as a body.
Always an orchestra, and just as music traverses walls,
so sensuality traverses the body and reaches up to ecstasy.
- Anais Nin

There would seem to be a limit, even for an art preoccupied
with boundaries and transgressions,
beyond which a work reaches its breaking point and
becomes an actual failure,
a mere experimentation.
- Brian Ferneyhough

Nature shows that with the growth of intelligence comes
increased capacity for pain,
and it is only with the highest degree of intelligence
that suffering reaches its supreme point.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Florida is a place of unparalleled diversity of backgrounds,
experiences and vision.
It makes our culture unique, but it can also make it
difficult to define a common identity and create a
sense of community that reaches beyond our neighborhoods
to all corners of our state.
- Jeb Bush

While day by day the overzealous student stores up facts for future use,
he who has learned to trust nature finds need for ever
fewer external directions.
He will discard formula after formula,
until he reaches the conclusion: Let nature take its course.
- Larry Bird

One might almost reckon mathematically that,
having undergone the double composition of public opinion and of the author,
their history reaches us at third hand and is thus
separated by two stages from the original fact.
- Alfred de Vigny

At the time, nobody knew what it was.
It had no name.
When everything else is out of your control,
you can control your eating.
You end up cutting a lot of things off.
Nothing reaches you.
I was very happy then - that was the oddity.
- Susan Dey

If he could sleep on it.
He would make his bed with white sheets And disappear into the white,
Like a man diving, If he could be certain That the
light Would not keep him awake,
The light that reaches To the bottom.
- Donald Justice

It wasn't until we got over the self pity that we were
able to accept suffering as apart of our life with Christ.
A man or woman reaches this plane only when he or she ceases to be the hero.
- Corazon Aquino

Any time a running back reaches the age of 31 or 32,
he has to lose a step.
No one is a freak of nature.
No one is going to be able to take the pounding a running
back has to take over a 10-
or 12-year career and not lose a step.
- Al Michaels

Your spoken voice is a part of it - not a big part of it,
but it's something.
It puts people at ease, and once again kind of reaches
out and makes a bridge for what's otherwise difficult music.
- Bruce Springsteen

I reach toward the shining mountains,
beyond the fog of daily worries.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Be curious; be adventurous; live life full-out.
Accept the challenge, and reach for the brass ring.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People do not like to think.
If one thinks, one must reach conclusions.
Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Helen Keller

There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere,
and many of us will have to pass
through the valley of the shadow of death
again and again before we reach
the mountaintop of our desires.
- Nelson Mandela

Reach for the stars.
- Anonymous

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches,
letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights.
- Pauline R. Kezer

Suspended between earth and sky,
my humanity draws from both,
my tendrils reach for the energies of each.
Spirit and Ground - equal yet opposite,
the lightness and the solidarity,
the ephemeral and the substantial.
The substantial is no more and no less
than the ephemeral - merely different.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To reach a port, we must sail -
sail, not tie at anchor - sail, not drift.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt quoting Oliver Wendell Holmes

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The will to win, the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential...
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
- Confucius

Extend your hand with the strongest reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The human voice can never reach the distance
that is covered by the still small voice of conscience.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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