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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

The hunger for love is
much more difficult to remove
than the hunger for bread.
- Mother Teresa

Truth is by nature self-evident.
As soon as you remove the cobwebs of ignorance
that surround it, it shines clear.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


 

With a penetrating vision
you can dissipate the obstruction,
remove the obstacle,
dissolve the wrong condition.
- Ernest Holmes

You create stress in your life by getting angry,
and you can instantly remove
that stress by granting forgiveness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice,
and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another.
But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip:
Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
- Mike Royko


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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.
The Republicans are the party that says government
doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
- P. J. O'Rourke

It was Jacques Chirac and Schroeder both,
who pushed us into a conflict to remove Milosevic.
- Curt Weldon

Fools ignore complexity.
Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it.
Geniuses remove it.
- Alan Perlis

Because of the need to remove all modernism,
we stayed in the middle of nowhere all day long,
living out of tents.
It was cold.
It definitely set the scene.
- Skeet Ulrich

Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable,
and remove yourself from the unacceptable.
- Denis Waitley

There are nine requisites for contented living:
HEALTH enough to make work a pleasure;
WEALTH enough to support your needs;
STRENGTH enough to battle with difficulties and forsake them;
GRACE enough to confess your sins and overcome them;
PATIENCE enough to toil until some good is accomplished;
CHARITY enough to see some good in your neighbor;
LOVE enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others;
FAITH enough to make real the things of God;
HOPE enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed,
will remove mountains.
- Hosea Ballou

I had therefore to remove knowledge,
in order to make room for belief.
- Immanuel Kant

Argument is conclusive, but it does not remove doubt,
so that the mind may rest in the sure knowledge of the truth,
unless it finds it by the method of experiment.
- Roger Bacon

Christianity does not remove you from the world and its problems;
it makes you fit to live in it,
triumphantly and usefully.
- Charles Templeton

It is often better to have a great deal of harm happen to one than a little;
a great deal may rouse you to remove what a little
will only accustom you to endure.
- Grenville Kleiser

There are thousands of Ten Commandments plaques or
monuments all over the country,
and lawsuits to remove them have popped up in more than a dozen states.
- Phyllis Schlafly

To remove ignorance is an important branch of benevolence.
- Ann Plato

This war in Iraq is part of a larger effort to remove
this terrorist threat from the planet.
- Paul Cellucci

Remove idleness from the world and soon the arts of Cupid would perish.
- Francois Rabelais

Congress should pass legislation to remove from the
federal courts their jurisdiction to hear these outrageous
challenges to the Ten Commandments and the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Phyllis Schlafly

The foundation of empire is art and science.
Remove them or degrade them, and the empire is no more.
Empire follows art and not vice versa as Englishmen suppose.
- William Blake

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply,
and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction
and you are you once again.
- Margaret Cho

The winner must promote social jusitce,
remove corruption and discrmination,
and stand against political,
cultural and economic plots.
- Ayatollah Khamenei

It should be done with the same degree of alacrity
and nonchalance that you would display in authorizing
a highly intelligent trained bear to remove your appendix.
- Daniel S. Greenberg

To conquer nature is, in effect, to remove all natural
barriers and human norms and to substitute artificial,
fabricated equivalents for natural processes.
- Alex Campbell

When you remove the risk, you remove the challenge.
When you remove the challenge, you wither on the vine.
- Alex Lowe

Nobody motivates today's workers.
If it doesn't come from within, it doesn't come.
Fun helps remove the barriers that allow people to motivate themselves.
- Herman Cain

I have nothing to ask but that you would remove to the other side,
that you may not, by intercepting the sunshine,
take from me what you cannot give.
- Diogenes

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody
or cause problems within the company.
The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
- Scott Adams

Justice should remove the bandage from her eyes long
enough to distinguish between the vicious and the unfortunate.
- Robert Green Ingersoll

Until we totally change the way we elect our leaders,
until we remove private money from public campaigns,
lying will be the de facto method of governance in this country.
- Peter Schuyler

Bereavement is the sharpest challenge to our trust in God;
if faith can overcome this,
there is no mountain which it cannot remove.
- Dean Inge

Writing can sometimes be exploitative.
I like to take a few steps of remove in order to respect
the privacy of the subject.
If readers make the link, they have engaged with the poem.
- John Barton

In the vanity of self-consciousness one feels at a
long remove above the ordinary love and trustfulness
of a simple and pure heart.
- Donald G. Mitchell

Patience and Diligence, like faith, remove mountains.
- William Penn

We shall have to remove everything that strangles artistic
and scientific creativeness.
- Alexander Dubcek

We shall never be able to remove suspicion and fear
as potential causes of war until communication is permitted to flow,
free and open, across international boundaries.
- Harry S. Truman

On December 17, 1984, I had surgery to remove two inches
of my left lung due to pneumonia.
After two hours of surgery the doctors told my mother I had AIDS.
- Ryan White

If we remove ourselves from the world,
we are pretending that we can follow our own individual
enlightenment and let the rest of the world go to hell,
so to speak.
- Satish Kumar

Gravity is one variable in a lot of scientific processes.
If you can remove gravity or minimize its effect,
then you can understand the other processes that are going on.
- Laurel Clark

There is no abstract art.
You must always start with something.
Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.
- Pablo Picasso

I'm convinced that unless you have some public financing of elections,
you are never going to remove the power of wealthy
interests over elected officials.
- Dick Murphy

We should seek by all means in our power to avoid war,
by analysing possible causes, by trying to remove them,
by discussion in a spirit of collaboration and good will.
- Neville Chamberlain

Before Huey was 5, I could take him to work with me.
Now, though, he has sports and lessons and friends,
and it's not fair to remove him from his whole life.
- Marg Helgenberger

Always do good to others.
Be selfless.
Mentally remove everything and be free.
This is divine life.
This is the direct way to Moksha or salvation.
- Swami Sivananda

If the Europeans want to intervene, that's their business.
But if I were president, I would remove every United
States soldier from the Balkan peninsula.
- Pat Buchanan

A great deal of pressure was then built up to remove
me from the club and my resignation was,
finally, a forced one.
- David R. Brower

I went in for an operation to remove a brain tumor.
- Lou Gramm

Why do you hasten to remove anything which hurts your eye,
while if something affects your soul you postpone the cure until next year?
- Horace

And one of our points of continuing conversation with
our trading partners is the urgency of their taking
steps to remove barriers to their improved growth performance.
- John W. Snow

At great, great remove sit the head of General Electric,
the head of News Corp, the head of Viacom,
or the head of this giant international corporation
that wants these ratings.
- Norman Lear

Waste no time with revolutions that do not remove the
causes of your complaints but simply change the faces of those in charge.
- Francesco Guicciardini

And for all my rampant technological optimism,
sometimes I think I'd be more comfortable if I were
regarding these transcendental events from one thousand years remove...
instead of twenty.
- Vernor Vinge

But I must think that an address to his majesty to
remove one of his servants,
without so much as alleging any particular crime against him,
is one of the greatest encroachments that was ever
made upon the prerogatives of the crown.
- Robert Walpole

We establish no religion in this country,
nor will we ever.
But we poison our society when we remove its theological underpinnings.
We court corruption when we leave society devoid of belief.
- Jeff Miller

There are only two ways to remove the president -
if he violates the constitution or commits high treason.
How could anyone accuse me of treason after I had terminated
Israel's occupation of South Lebanon in 2000.
- Emile Lahoud

The design of Rhetoric is to remove those Prejudices
that lie in the way of Truth,
to Reduce the Passions to the Government of Reasons;
to place our Subject in a Right Light,
and excite our Hearers to a due consideration of it.
- Mary Astell

There is nothing like a Bach fugue to remove me from a discordant moment...
only Bach hold up fresh and strong after repeated playing.
I can always return to Bach when the other records weary me.
- Edward Weston

The United States armed forces and coalition troops
deserve recognition and support for their work to remove
Saddam Hussein from power,
and ensure the safety and security of the American people,
civilians abroad, and the people of Iraq.
- Mark Kennedy

The other exception where we did not at all restore
the place to its original condition is the Surrounded Islands.
Before we installed our fabric, we had our workers
remove 42 tons of garbage off the beaches of those islands.
We never brought the garbage back.
- Christo

There had so lately been a large force of Spanish cavalry at the village,
which had made a great impression on the minds of the young men,
as to their power, consequence, which my appearance
with 20 infantry was by no means calculated to remove.
- Zebulon Pike

We ask them to remove the missiles deployed against Taiwan,
give up their military threat, and instead let us together
open the door to cross-Strait peaceful and stable dialogue and negotiations.
- Chen Shui-bian

Remove advertising, disable a person or firm from proclaiming
its wares and their merits,
and the whole of society and of the economy is transformed.
The enemies of advertising are the enemies of freedom.
- David Ogilvy

All we know is that, at times, fighting the Russians,
we had to remove the piles of enemy bodies from before our trenches,
so as to get a clear field of fire against new waves of assault.
- Paul von Hindenburg

The case of the Seminoles constitutes at present the
only exception to the successful efforts of the Government
to remove the Indians to the homes assigned them west of the Mississippi.
- Martin Van Buren

So I had to be the doctor to these wounded men until
we could remove them to the hospital.
There were fifty-four women and forty little boys with the Red Army prisoners,
and I went daily to take care of them also.
- Agnes Smedley

I believe the main solution is to gain the trust of
Europe and America and to remove their concerns over
the peaceful nature of our nuclear industry and to
assure them that there will never be a diversion to military use.
- Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani

To remove this obstacle I repeat or refer to such knowledge
as has come under my notice,
my own previously expressed views, and also describe
and exhibit my last experiments and explain their novelty and utility.
- Lawrence Hargrave


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