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Funny Thought Quotes
Funny Quotes about Thought

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It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
- Henry A. Kissinger

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson


 

The man who can smile when things go wrong
has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
- Robert Bloch

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis


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Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light,
but by making the darkness conscious.
- Carl Jung

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so.
- William Shakespeare

Be a Columbus to whole new continents and worlds within you,
opening new channels, not of trade, but of thought.
- Henry David Thoreau

You will always have habits -
things you do regularly and without conscious thought -
but you do have the ability to CHOOSE your habits.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The revelation of thought takes men
out of servitude into freedom.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Curiosity keeps one young - in thought and in action.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I won't miss you.
I will miss who I thought you were.
- Anonymous

The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

Nay, be a Columbus to whole new
continents and worlds within you,
opening new channels, not of trade, but of thought.
- Henry David Thoreau

Most of us are prisoners of habit,
and don't even notice that we do the same things,
think the same things, want the same things each day -
mostly without conscious thought.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have thought a sufficient measure of civilization
is the influence of good women.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I thought then, and I think now, that the invasion of Iraq
was unnecessary and unjust.
And I think the premises on which it was launched were false.
- Jimmy Carter

When you follow your bliss... doors will open
where you would not have thought there would be doors,
and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and
the thought has found words.
- Robert Frost

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor:
to change the character of our thought.
- Lin Yutang

Words make you think a thought.
Music makes you feel a feeling.
A song makes you feel a thought.
- E. Y. Harburg

I am a being of free-will,
and I CHOOSE each and every action I make,
every thought I think, and every emotion I feel.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We thought that we had the answers,
it was the questions we had wrong.
- Bono

I have always thought of Walt Disney as my second father.
- Annette Funicello

Action is no less necessary than thought
to the instinctive tendencies of the human frame.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may
become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
- Mary Wilson Little

Always aim at complete harmony
of thought and word and deed.
Always aim at purifying your thoughts
and everything will be well.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Generally speaking, historically in this country,
the care of a child has been thought of as female business.
- Eddie Bernice Johnson

Warmth isn't what minimalists are thought to have.
- Maya Lin

The ancestor of every action is a thought.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
- Doug Larson

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that
it is better for hard words to be on paper
than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
- Anne Frank

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought
of giving government the power to control men's minds.
- Thurgood Marshall

You must not under any pretense allow
your mind to dwell on any thought
that is not positive, constructive, optimistic, kind.
- Emmet Fox

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

No, I never thought about my father's money as my money.
- Christie Hefner

Life is but thought.
- Sara Teasdale

Prayer is a thought, a belief, a feeling,
arising within the mind of the one praying.
- Ernest Holmes

The design of each element should be thought out in
order to be easy to make and easy to repair.
- Leo Fender

The glow of one warm thought
is to me worth more than money.
- Thomas Jefferson

The intellect is a cold thing
and a merely intellectual idea
will never stimulate thought
in the same manner that a spiritual idea does.
- Ernest Holmes

When a thought takes one's breath away,
a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
- Thomas W. Higginson

Thoughts are things, and all the things in one's life
have a thought that precedes them.
- Ernest Holmes

Let a hundred flowers bloom, let a hundred schools of thought contend.
- Mao Tse-Tung

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.
- Jean Cocteau

Terrorism takes us back to ages we thought were long
gone if we allow it a free hand to corrupt democratic
societies and destroy the basic rules of international life.
- Jacques Chirac

I have always held firmly to the thought
that each one of us can do a little
to bring some portion of misery to an end.
- Albert Schweitzer

So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The frightening thought that what you draw may become
a building makes for reasoned lines.
- Saul Steinberg

People hardly ever make use of the freedom which they have,
for example, freedom of thought;
instead they demand freedom of speech as a compensation.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife;
she has thought much worse things about you.
- Jean Rostand

A little thought and a little kindness are often worth
more than a great deal of money.
- John Ruskin

But if each man could have his own house,
a large garden to cultivate and healthy surroundings -
then,
I thought, there will be for them a better opportunity of a happy family life.
- George Cadbury

You are to have implicit confidence in your own ability,
knowing that it is the nature of thought
to externalize itself in your health and affairs,
knowing that you are the thinker.
- Ernest Holmes

As soon as man does not take his existence for granted,
but beholds it as something
unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
- Albert Schweitzer

There are two kinds of failures:
those who thought and never did,
and those who did and never thought.
- Laurence J. Peter

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.
- Benjamin Disraeli

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are,
you would never think a negative thought.
- Peace Pilgrim

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different.
- T. S. Eliot

Look closely... See with new eyes...
Don't just pass by what is familiar without a thought.
Pay attention and look closely.
There is beauty - there is discovery -
there in a whole new world hiding
beneath the face of the familiar.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some,
are chiefly to be found in democracy,
they will be best attained when all persons alike share
in government to the utmost.
- Aristotle

The best of a book is not the thought which it contains,
but the thought which it suggests;
just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones
but in the echoes of our hearts.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the uttermost meaning of the words,
thought is devout, and devotion is thought.
Deep calls unto deep.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me
was when one asked me what I thought,
and attended to my answer.
- Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes I think we're alone.
Sometimes I think we're not.
In either case, the thought is staggering.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

I'm amazed.
When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50.
And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60.
At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
- Gloria Stuart


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