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Funny Argues Quotes
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The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous

Jesus Christ tells us that a man cannot be wrong if
he argues towards God from what he finds best in himself.
- George A. Smith

The Dell Theory of Conflict Prevention argues that
no two countries that are both part of the same global
supply chain will ever fight a war as long as they
are each part of that supply chain.
- Thomas Friedman


 

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink.
I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right.
We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy


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I argue thee that love is life.
And life hath immortality.
- Emily Dickinson

When you argue with reality,
you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach

It's absolutely not acceptable for people to argue that,
if we are going to do anything about climate change at all,
well, the responsibility lies solely with the individual.
- Peter Garrett

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
- Pierre Beaumarchais

And I would argue the second greatest force in the universe is ownership.
- Chris Chocola

When you have the facts on your side,
argue the facts.
When you have the law on your side, argue the law.
When you have neither, holler.
- Al Gore

I shall argue that strong men, conversely,
know when to compromise and that all principles can
be compromised to serve a greater principle.
- Andrew Carnegie

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer
just because I like to argue.
- Lexa Doig

I argue that the Talmud is about the constant struggle to understand.
- Arthur Hertzberg

People here argue about religion interminably,
but it appears that they are competing at the same
time to see who can be the least devout.
- Charles de Secondat

I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me:
the umpires and the rules.
- Leo Durocher

It is better to discuss things, to argue and engage
in polemics than make perfidious plans of mutual destruction.
- Mikhail Gorbachev

I still find it hard to understand that anyone could
argue that you can't have machines that exhibit consciousness.
- Iain Banks

If we change the definition of marriage to be more inclusive,
then it is logical to argue that we should broaden
the definition so that won't exclude anyone.
- Jack Kingston

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense
of humor is pretty much alike.
- Trey Parker

It's why you create characters: so you can argue with yourself.
- Michael Ondaatje

Never argue with your characters; they know themselves better than you do.
- Laurell K. Hamilton

The law will argue any thing, with any body who will
pay the law for the use of its brains and its time.
- Wilkie Collins

If there's ever a place where you can't argue that
you can put the facts over here and the text over there and see if they fit,
it is surely in anthropology.
- Clifford Geertz

What I argue is that if I'm going to be held accountable
for my actions that I should be allowed to record...
my actions.
Especially if somebody else is keeping a record of my actions.
- Steve Mann

Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
- Dale Carnegie

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one.
I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
- Casey Stengel

Historians don't really like to carry on speculative debates,
but you could certainly argue that the likelihood of
a Soviet invasion of Western Europe was extremely,
extremely low.
- Aldrich Ames

Give me the liberty to know, to utter,
and to argue freely according to conscience,
above all liberties.
- John Milton

The Greens have every right to run, that's what democracy is,
and they should argue their point by saying how they
think people should vote,
not by telling us to be silent.
- Peter Camejo

I don't think it's useful for somebody to argue with reviews.
- Bob Woodward

No one would argue against the fact that L.A.
leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.
- Merrill Markoe

Never argue; repeat your assertion.
- Robert Owen

It's sad - it's sad for us old enough to remember when directors ruled,
and films were substantially better than they are today.
But it's hard to argue with those kinds of grosses.
- Mark Rydell

I had hoped you would protest, but please don't argue.
- Lotte Lehmann

Those objecting to the concept of race argue that the
taxonomic definitions are arbitrary and subjective.
- J. Philippe Rushton

People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.
- William Goldman

I don't like guys who will lie down and take it.
I want someone who'll fight back.
I like people who can argue well.
- Sandra Bullock

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens,
to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
- Marcus Porcius Cato

You argue with the umpire because there is nothing
else you can do about it.
- Leo Durocher

I never had many problems to do my music and to give it to a record company.
Rarely do they try to argue with me about my music,
probably because it's still too far-out.
- Klaus Schulze

Composers dialogue - and obsessively,
bitterly argue - with other composers,
often over the span of several centuries.
- Brian Ferneyhough

There isn't a theologian in the world who can argue with me on this.
God has no gender.
If that's the case, then everything needs to be rewritten now,
right now.
- Susan Powter

An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.
- Bill Klem

Some people argue that we should limit choice in favour of good local services.
My response is simple: why should we assume those two
concepts are mutually exclusive?
- John Hutton

Students need to learn how to think critically,
how to argue opposing ideas.
It is important for them to learn how to think.
You can always cook.
- Charlie Trotter

It doesn't do any good to argue.
Be kind.
- Richard G. Scott

Each of us holds a different image of God.
There are as many perspectives on
the nature of God as there are people.
However much any of us may choose to argue,
or to fight and kill, for our point of view,
the nature of God is an unanswerable question.
Perhaps there is a specific answer,
that we will never learn - in this lifetime.
Perhaps the nature of God is so complex and multifaceted
that each view of God describes an aspect of the complex whole.
Or perhaps the nature of God is actually defined by our beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Wise men argue causes; fools decide them.
- Anacharsis

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing:
they are as clever as you.
- Irving Layton

People often argue about this.
Obviously one of the skills in performance is acting,
and you can't expect every Romeo to really be in love with their Juliet!
- Deborah Bull

One cannot really argue with a mathematical theorem.
- Stephen Hawking

But I would argue that a longer war it's more difficult
to keep records than a shorter war.
- Christopher Shays

How you first meet the public is how the industry sees you.
You can't argue with them.
That's their perception.
- Meryl Streep

I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed
computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand,
namely, exactly nothing.
- John Searle

The most important thing for a good marriage is to
learn how to argue peaceably.
- Anita Ekberg

Argue with anything else, but don't argue with your own nature.
- Philip Pullman

I'm not altogether certain that a fundamentalism of
necessity has to argue that it is the only reading
of the human experience in order to stay alive.
- Chaim Potok

The situation of the Old Left was the theory of Socialist Realism,
etc.
It seemed pointless to argue.
We stayed carefully away from people who wrote for the New Masses.
- George Oppen

It is difficult, if not impossible, to argue that laws
written in the 1970s are adequate for today's intelligence challenges.
- Bob Barr

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die,
which is not so.
- Stephen Leacock

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't
argue with anyone who did.
- Julian Clary

The girls are a complete joy and I love their passion.
They argue with me like mad and I love that too.
- Bob Geldof

Whenever two good people argue over principles,
they are both right.
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

With whom do you argue? With a woman,
of course.
Not with a friend, because he accepted all your defects the moment he found you.
Besides, woman is mother-have we forgotten?
- Marcello Mastroianni

I think we could have done a lot more great music,
so I was disappointed that we didn't continue making records and touring,
but it's hard to argue with 10 good years.
- Jerry Harrison

Pianists don't argue too much generally because we
have such a hard time just getting things right;
arguing is for string players.
- Emanuel Ax


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