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The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Is it bigger than breadbox?
- the early television show Twenty Questions

I wasn't always black...
there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
- Bill Cosby

Life is a series of experiences,
each one of which makes us bigger,
even though sometimes it is hard to realize this.
- Henry Ford


 

The Web as I envisaged it, we have not seen it yet.
The future is still so much bigger than the past.
- Tim Berners-Lee

An idea not coupled with action will never get any
bigger than the brain cell it occupied.
- Arnold H. Glasow

A hero is someone who has given his life to
something bigger than himself
or something other than himself.
- Joseph Campbell


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Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- German Proverb

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex...
It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage
to move in the opposite direction.
- Albert Einstein

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
- Allen Klein

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups,
you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle.
You've got to get rid of that fat!
How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
- Jack LaLanne

Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks
for everything that happens to you,
knowing that every step forward is a step toward
achieving something bigger and better than your current situation.
- Brian Tracy

The advice I am giving always to all my students is
above all to study the music profoundly...
music is like the ocean, and the instruments are little or bigger islands,
very beautiful for the flowers and trees.
- Andres Segovia

Our ordinary mind always tries to persuade us
that we are nothing but acorns
and that our greatest happiness will be
to become bigger, fatter, shinier acorns;
but that is of interest only to pigs.
Our faith gives us knowledge of something better:
that we can become oak trees.
- E. F. Schumacher

Acting should be bigger than life.
Scripts should be bigger than life.
It should all be bigger than life.
- Bette Davis

You have to be able to risk your identity for a bigger
future than the present you are living.
- Fernando Flores

The eye of a human being is a microscope,
which makes the world seem bigger than it really is.
- Khalil Gibran

I do wish my breasts were bigger.
Not big...
but less small.
- Calista Flockhart

I want my world to get bigger and not end up in a small corner.
- Sarah Polley

W2K will be a bigger disaster than Y2K.
- Scott McNealy

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well,
you can do a bigger thing well too.
- David Storey

Since the beginning, it was just the same.
The only difference, the crowds are bigger now.
- Elvis Presley

Some people are naturally thin and some people are naturally heavier.
It doesn't mean that bigger is healthier,
or much thinner is healthier, it's on an individual basis.
- Geri Halliwell

I have kept a steady focus on restoring public faith
in our state government since taking office July 1.
Now it is time to make even bigger and bolder gains
through legislative action.
- Jodi Rell

Big Brother is on the march.
A plan to subject all children to mental health screening is underway,
and the pharmaceuticals are gearing up for bigger sales of psychotropic drugs.
- Phyllis Schlafly

You know, the bigger you get and the more success you have,
the more people you can fill your house with to tell you how great you are.
You can do that.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

It isn't a band.
It's bigger than a band.
It's a lifestyle.
- Zakk Wylde

Stories can conquer fear, you know.
They can make the heart bigger.
- Ben Okri

I knew it was going to be enormous because of the number
of people who bought the books,
but, to be honest, I never thought it would be bigger than Bond.
Never in a million years.
- Robbie Coltrane

Thatcherism has become bigger than she ever was.
- Jonathan Coe

We vote - if the public votes 50 percent,
we vote 70 percent.
So we have a bigger impact with our numbers,
and the organization and the manpower we can bring to a race.
- James P. Hoffa

Green technologies - going green - is bigger than the Internet.
It could be the biggest economic opportunity of the 21st century.
- John Doerr

Sometimes people say to you that you should try to be in a bigger film,
but it's the way it pans out.
- Dougray Scott

Americans are making coffee a bigger part of their lives,
expanding attitudes and behaviors that are driving
new levels of consumption.
- Robert Nelson

It'd be nice to make lots of money but it's quite difficult,
because every time I make lots of money I make a bigger
piece that costs lots of money.
- Damien Hirst

The rim is looking bigger and bigger every game.
- Paul Pierce

Bigger is always better.
- Adam Savage

We're bigger now than we were in the late 70s when we were peaking.
- Ace Frehley

We wanted to be certain they didn't have a bigger deficit,
and Kennedy agreed with me.
- Wilbur Mills

The difference between my generation of actors and
their generation is that they were bigger than life.
We are not bigger than life.
- Bruce Dern

In our first season we had a 22 rating.
Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15.
Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience than Star Trek got at that time.
- Mark Goddard

I am not reggae, I am me.
I am bigger than the limits that are put on me.
It all has to do with the individual journey.
- Ziggy Marley

King's Quest IV was a much bigger hit than I,
II, or III.
I do feel that King's Quest IV was a pivotal game in
bringing in more female players.
- Roberta Williams

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get
your information on who to vote for,
you're a bigger moron than they are.
- Alice Cooper

The story grew, got way bigger than the contest rules called for,
and next thing I knew I had a book.
- Leslie Banks

There is nothing likely to get you a bigger headline
than attacking your own party.
- Michael Laws

It's gotten out of control.
It's taking bigger and bigger names to make smaller and smaller films.
I worry that important films without a big name attached won't get made at all.
- Glenn Close

The possibilities in sci-fi are wonderful.
The subject is bigger than everything we know.
- Joel Gretsch

Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to
things like ethics or human rights.
- Ron Silver

There were no bigger stars in the new evangelism than the Bakkers.
- Kathie Lee Gifford

The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public,
there is no bigger thrill than that.
- Vince McMahon

At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends'
and I was afraid to show them.
Now, I feel they make my outfits look better.
They're like an accessory.
- Jessica Simpson

It's a lot of random situations that combine in a certain
volatile form and create a bigger-than-
the-whole situation that nobody could have predicted.
- Paul Kantner

When you're out there with thousands of people it's
probably better to have a bigger show to look at,
and it turned out really well and they videoed it for me.
- Cliff Richard

Because Ritchie Valens WAS the real deal.
He was only starting, but in the time he spent in the business,
he made big impact.
I don't know if anybody could have made a bigger one.
- Waylon Jennings

The time to save is now.
When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make
a down payment on a bigger bone.
He buries the one he's got.
- Will Rogers

Music has become a bigger business, and with that there
is more pressure to succeed;
I think that it creates a negative pressure for being creative.
- Jerry Harrison

Nonviolence is a flop.
The only bigger flop is violence.
- Joan Baez

You were there all day long, 12 hours a day.
So there was none of this, 'I'm going back to my trailer,
my trailer's bigger than your trailer,'
that kind of Hollywood nonsense.
- John C. Reilly

The group started getting bigger and bigger,
so Al started replacing Brian on the road,
and then finally there was a big flare-up with Dave
Marks and he left the group.
- Bruce Johnston

Playing hockey, there were a lot of guys bigger than me,
so I knew I was going to get hit and have to deal with it.
Gotta hit back.
- Mike Weir

And of course we are familiar with the English common
law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use
a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.
- Patricia Ireland

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
- Alan Lewis

I wanna cover more ground, get a bigger fan base.
- Big Pun

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they
are an even bigger pain the second time around.
- Herb Caen

The box got bigger, the outside, the buildings.
And all that we were doing.
I had to raise about $1 million every two days just to stay alive.
- Jim Bakker

Makers of empire, they have fought for bigger things
than crowns and higher seats than thrones.
- Herbert Kaufman

The names are bigger, the show is worldwide,
but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.
- Larry King

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself,
the more energy you will have.
- Norman Vincent Peale

By year three, you get nicer, bigger trailers.
- Peter Gallagher

I love horns, and the bigger the band,
the better it sounds to my ear.
- Levon Helm


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