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The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- George Carlin

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who
knows the capital of Maine.
- David Brenner

Everybody knows how to raise children,
except the people who have them.
- P. J. O'Rourke


 

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

An intellectual is a man
who takes more words than necessary
to tell more than he knows.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


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Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

A man never knows how to say goodbye;
a woman never knows when to say it.
- Helen Rowland

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas,
purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.
- Marcelene Cox

He who knows others is clever;
He who knows himself has discernment.
- Lao Tzu

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

Let each man exercise the art he knows.
- Aristophanes

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend.
- Jewel

He who knows that enough is enough
will always have enough.
- Lao Tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
- Woodrow Wilson

A wise man will make haste to forgive,
because he knows the true value of time,
and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
- Samuel Johnson

Courage is the art of being the only one
who knows you're scared to death.
- Earl Wilson

The wise man looks into space,
and does not regard the small as too little,
nor the great as too much;
for he knows that there is no limit to dimensions.
- Lao Tzu

By the work one knows the workman.
- Jean de La Fontaine

There are two kinds of stones,
as everyone knows,
one of which rolls.
- Amelia Earhart

I would love a family.
I'm at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger.
But who knows.
- Cameron Diaz

We are now at a point where we must educate our children
in what no one knew yesterday,
and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet.
- Margaret Mead

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

A friend knows the song in my heart
and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Donna Roberts

No one knows what he can do until he tries.
- Publilius Syrus

If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery
as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man.
All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are,
the more they are frightened.
- George S. Patton

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Your friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard

A warrior acts as if he knows what he is doing,
when in effect he knows nothing.
- Carlos Castaneda

He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
- John Stuart Mill, On Liberty (1859)

The friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when
there is nothing left to add,
but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Whether in chains or in laurels, liberty knows nothing but victories.
- Douglas MacArthur

If God has allowed me to earn so much money,
it is because He knows I give it all away.
- Edith Piaf

The world turns aside to let any man pass
who knows where he is going.
- Epictetus

The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which
it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.
- Thomas Jefferson

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

He who knows, does not speak.
He who speaks, does not know.
- Lao Tzu

The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis

A man has made at least a start on discovering the
meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under
which he knows full well he will never sit.
- D. Elton Trueblood

It is impossible to begin to learn
that which one thinks one already knows.
- Epictetus

When a man goes through six years training to be a
doctor he will never be the same.
He knows too much.
- Enid Bagnold

Show me a man who knows his own heart
and to him I shall belong.
- Jewel

Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head,
and knows not that it brings abundance
to drive away the hunger.
- Saint Basil

He who loves practice without theory
is like the sailor who boards ship
without a rudder and compass
and never knows where he may cast.
- Leonardo da Vinci

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Jerome Cummings

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer
knows the propensity to dream,
the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
- Tim Berners-Lee

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.
The soul that knows it not, knows no release from little things;
knows not the livid loneliness of fear.
- Amelia Earhart

Dad taught me everything I know.
Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
- Al Unser

He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows nothing is closer to the truth
than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
- Thomas Jefferson

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour
is not the critical, decisive hour.
Write it on your heart that
every day is the best day in the year.
No man has learned anything rightly,
until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth,
and if a man does not know what a thing is,
it is at least an increase in knowledge
if he knows what it is not.
- Carl Jung

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.
- Gary McCord

The heart knows nothing of the past,
nothing of the future;
it knows only of the present.
- Osho

The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
- Honore de Balzac

The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.
- The Buddha

Without stirring abroad,
One can know the whole world;
Without looking out of the window,
One can see the way of heaven.
The further one goes, The less one knows.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows best knows how little he knows.
- Thomas Jefferson

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly
what their child is up to all the time.
- Barbara Bush

The River of Life knows no obstacles.
The River can cut through solid rock - in its own time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
- William Shakespeare

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows,
cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
- Cleveland Amory


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