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Funny Doubt Quotes
Funny Quotes about Doubt

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This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God.
It's religion I'm doubting.
- Bono

Authority has every reason to fear the skeptic,
for authority can rarely survive in the face of doubt.
- Robert Lindner

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson

Once we doubt ourselves, success slips beyond our grasp.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When in doubt, do it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


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Doubt and mistrust are the mere panic of timid imagination,
which the steadfast heart will conquer,
and the large mind will transcend.
- Helen Keller

To walk through the ruined cities of Germany is to
feel an actual doubt about the continuity of civilization.
- George Orwell

When in doubt, take more time.
- John Zimmerman

I do not believe in the God of the theologians;
but that there is a Supreme Intelligence I do not doubt.
- Thomas Edison

What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt -
it is sure to get where it is going,
and it doesn't want to go anywhere else.
- Hal Boyle

There is too much fathering going on just now and there
is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.
- Gertrude Stein

Believe those who are seeking the truth.
Doubt those who find it.
- Andre Gide

Faith and doubt both are needed - not as antagonists,
but working side by side to take us around the unknown curve.
- Lillian Smith

Never doubt that you can change history.
You already have.
- Marge Piercy

I don't think there's any artist of any value who doesn't
doubt what they're doing.
- Francis Ford Coppola

Doubt is the vestibule which we all must pass through
before we can enter the temple of truth.
- Osho

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
- Khalil Gibran

Inaction breeds doubt and fear.
Action breeds confidence and courage.
If you want to conquer fear,
do not sit home and think about it.
Go out and get busy.
- Dale Carnegie

Doubt is part of all religion.
All the religious thinkers were doubters.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful,
committed people can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead

Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt
is theoretically possible.
- William James

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers,
who can cut through argument, debate, and doubt
to offer a solution everybody can understand.
- Colin Powell

Beyond a doubt, truth bears the same relation
to falsehood as light to darkness.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
- Aristotle

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
- Voltaire

My life is for living, not for worry or doubt,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I no doubt deserved my enemies,
but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
- Walt Whitman

Faith keeps many doubts in her pay.
If I could not doubt, I should not believe.
- Henry David Thoreau

When all is said and done,
the one sole condition that makes
spiritual happiness and preserves it
is the absence of doubt.
- Mark Twain

I doubt that the imagination can be suppressed.
If you truly eradicated it in a child,
he would grow up to be an eggplant.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

When prayer removes distrust and doubt
and enters the field of mental certainty,
it becomes faith; and the universe is built on faith.
- Ernest Holmes

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble,
delegate; when in charge, ponder.
- James H. Boren

It is not my place to doubt the sincere beliefs of others.
My job is to question my own beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt.
Doubt separates people.
It is a poison that disintegrates
friendships and breaks up pleasant relations.
It is a thorn that irritates and hurts;
it is a sword that kills.
- The Buddha

There is no doubt that life can be a bumpy ride.
But so were those roller coasters you loved as a kid.
Savor the adventure.
Find excitement in the uncertainty and the constant change.
Even let a touch of fear add spice to your life -
as you did on that roller coaster.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I, with a deeper instinct,
choose a man who compels my strength,
who makes enormous demands on me,
who does not doubt my courage or my toughness,
who does not believe me naive or innocent,
who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
- Anais Nin

I wouldn't put it past God to arrange a virgin birth if He wanted,
but I very much doubt if He would.
- David Edward Jenkins

There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms
as rum and true religion.
- Lord Byron

I have never been in doubt since I was old enough to
think intelligently that I would someday be made president.
- William McKinley

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure
and the intelligent are full of doubt.
- Bertrand Russell

Many a trace, and many a germ of this infantile disease,
to which without a doubt, I also am a victim,
has been chased away by your brochure,
or will yet be eradicated by it.
- Herman Gorter

The danger is not lest the soul should doubt whether there is any bread,
but lest, by a lie, it should persuade itself that it is not hungry.
- Simone Weil

Buddhism is not a creed, it is a doubt.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Well, the Communists at that moment were very strong
in Italy and the Italian Communist Party was the biggest
Communist Party outside Soviet Union,
there's no doubt about that.
- Gianni Agnelli

It is easier to believe than to doubt.
- Gene Fowler

We all love musical architecture; there's no doubt about that.
- Levon Helm

I'm not going to doubt my life.
- Yoko Ono

Doubt is the incentive to truth and inquiry leads the way.
- Hosea Ballou

If Placebo was a drug, they would no doubt be pure heroin -
dangerous,
mysterious and totally addictive.
- Brian Molko

I feel safe in saying this, and that is that Peter
Weir is without a doubt one of the greatest filmmakers of all time.
I'd open a door in a movie for him if he asked me to.
- Paul Bettany

If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again.
I don't think men particularly want to be with me.
- Anna Nicole Smith

I'm not too fond of the hard work and the constant
battle with self-doubt that goes on when I write,
but I figure that's part of the territory.
- Robert Sheckley

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that Saddam
Hussein had and used significant weapons of mass destruction on his own people,
both the Kurds and the Iranians.
- Curt Weldon

A belief which leaves no place for doubt is not a belief;
it is a superstition.
- Jose Bergamin

Melancholy and sadness are the start of doubt...
doubt is the beginning of despair; despair is the cruel
beginning of the differing degrees of wickedness.
- Isidore Ducasse Lautreamont

If I do something caring for a friend,
I have no doubt in my mind they would do it for me.
- Larry King

No doubt exists that all women are crazy;
it's only a question of degree.
- W. C. Fields

People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.
- Lewis Cass

Most people, no doubt, when they espouse human rights,
make their own mental reservations about the proper
application of the word human.
- Suzanne Lafollette

Today the theory of evolution is about as much open
to doubt as the theory that the earth goes round the sun.
- Richard Dawkins

If you think you've hit a false note,
sing loud.
When in doubt, sing loud.
- Robert Merrill

If in doubt, don't.
If still in doubt, do what's right.
- Donald Rumsfeld

I've experienced a private doubt, something that I've kept deeply inside,
and then eventually delivered a piece of work that
people responded to with huge enthusiasm.
- Trevor Nunn

I have a huge respect for writers and realise that
this is not an area that I find easy.
I doubt that I would have the patience in front of
a blank sheet of paper to become a writer.
- Jenny Agutter

Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
- Ambrose Bierce

I'm definitely more influenced by European writers
than I am by American writers,
there's no doubt about that.
- Anne Rice

Whatever the details of union may be,
there's no doubt we need more policy coordination in Europe.
- Gerhard Schroder

I think Picasso was, without doubt, the greatest portraitist of the 20th century,
if not any other century.
- David Hockney

Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge.
- Abraham Joshua Heschel


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