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Funny Remain Quotes
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold
is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
- Thomas Jefferson


 

Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin

For every minute you remain angry,
you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
- Erich Fromm


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Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another
as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
- Thomas Jefferson

All wrong-doing arises because of mind.
If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
- The Buddha

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid;
if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid.
- Tony Rothman

The mystery of the beginning
of all things is insoluble by us;
and I for one, must be content to remain an agnostic.
- Charles Darwin

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels.
Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain
the true duty of patriots.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so,
a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
- Thomas Jefferson

Falling in love you remain a child; rising in love you mature.
By and by love becomes not a relationship,
it becomes a state of your being.
Not that you are in love - now you are love.
- Osho

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those
who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is.
Treat a man as he can and should be,
and he will become as he can and should be.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly
terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud
was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
- Anais Nin

A coincidence is a small miracle in which
God chooses to remain anonymous.
- Anonymous

Peace and abstinence from European interferences are our objects,
and so will continue while the present
order of things in America remain uninterrupted.
- Thomas Jefferson

The regrets and resentments etched in a heart
remain until they are cleansed away with love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't really say what is beautiful about a place,
but the image of the place will remain vividly with you.
- Tadao Ando

The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity
in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.
- Albert Einstein

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
- Lady Bird Johnson

The Marine Corps is the Navy's police force and as
long as I am President that is what it will remain.
They have a propaganda machine that is almost equal to Stalin's.
- Harry S. Truman

Remain in wonder if you want the mysteries to open up for you.
Mysteries never open up for those who go on questioning.
Questioners sooner or later end up in a library.
Questioners sooner or later end up with scriptures,
because scriptures are full of answers.
And answers are dangerous, they kill your wonder.
- Osho

Living in the present moment requires discretion toward memory.
Without memory we'd have amnesia. What good would there be in that?
Offer discretion and discernment for our past
with a broad spectrum of forgiveness.
As for our present moment, delight.
And dedication to remain fully present to all the possibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When you are eating, eat totally -
chew totally, taste totally, smell totally.
Touch your bread, feel the texture.
Smell the bread, smell the flavor.
Chew it, let it dissolve into your being,
and remain conscious - and you are meditating.
And then meditation is not separate from life.
- Osho

In order to remain true to oneself one ought to renounce
one's party three times a day.
- Jean Rostand

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time;
what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.
- Sydney J. Harris

Painting directly from nature is difficult as things do not remain the same;
the camera helps to retain the picture in your mind.
- Theodore Robinson

It would have been more comfortable to remain silent.
- Anita Hill

No nation is so great as to be able to afford,
in the long run, to remain outside an increasingly
universal League of Nations.
- Hjalmar Branting

Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet,
give themselves the benefit of the doubt,
and remain silent.
- Napoleon Hill

Do feuds ever end?
Only when both sides shake hands,
and agree that there is no winner, no loser,
only people who have wearied of fighting
and desire to live in peace.
For many years, Northern Ireland was locked
in a murderous and seemingly unending feud.
The key to ending the feud was a shared commitment
that peace was more important than vengeance.
That is always the choice to be made.
The organizers of an April 10, 2009
joint Protestant-Catholic commemoration
of the Northern Ireland dead,
comprised of members of the once-outlawed Sinn Fein
as well as their once-avowed enemies,
referred to, "the terrible, random nature
of death in war and civil conflict."
Some lessons have been learned, many more remain.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

When I die, my only wish is that Cambodia remain Cambodia and belong to the West.
It is over for communism, and I want to stress that.
- Pol Pot

This possibility bothered me as I thought it was not
advisable to remain in one academic environment,
and the long dark winters in Edinburgh could be rather dismal.
- Paul Nurse

We will rebuild, renew and remain the capital of the free world.
- Michael Bloomberg

I'm relieved that the state of the Marines' readiness will remain high.
- Susan Davis

I would like to remain an actress, but am very anxious to direct and produce.
- Megan Gallagher

A stable Iraq at peace with its neighbors will remain
elusive until we improve both the security and the
economic environment in Iraq.
- Tom Lantos

Despotism can only exist in darkness,
and there are too many lights now in the political
firmament to permit it to remain anywhere,
as it has heretofore done, almost everywhere.
- James Madison

There are people who never experience that,
who remain closed until death, from fear of change.
- Isabelle Adjani

The Olympics remain the most compelling search for
excellence that exists in sport,
and maybe in life itself.
- Dawn Fraser

I will never be able to create a budget from scratch
with the amount of time that I have,
but my instructions remain the same:
Give me a budget that has no new revenue.
- Christine Gregoire

I remain just one thing, and one thing only,
and that is a clown.
It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
- Charlie Chaplin

If only for the sake of elegance, I try to remain morally pure.
- Marcel Proust

Everybody is so talented nowadays that the only people
I care to honor as deserving real distinction are those who remain in obscurity.
- Thomas Hardy

Our Jihad will remain on Palestinian soil that is wide and large.
- Ahmed Yassin

We are all born mad.
Some remain so.
- Samuel Beckett

I believe politicians should always remain realistic.
- Eduard Shevardnadze

All children are artists.
The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
- Pablo Picasso

Co-operation between governments still plays an important
role and will remain indispensable.
- Lionel Jospin

The supernatural birth of Christ, his miracles,
his resurrection and ascension, remain eternal truths,
whatever doubts may be cast on their reality as historical facts.
- David Friedrich Strauss

Three years into the war, tens of thousands of American
troops remain targets of a growing Iraqi insurgency.
- Jan Schakowsky

Sermons remain one of the last forms of public discourse
where it is culturally forbidden to talk back.
- Harvey Cox

I am one of the 11.5% of New Yorkers who remain traumatized
by the events of September 11.
- Lanford Wilson

Even when laws have been written down,
they ought not always to remain unaltered.
- Aristotle

Anyone can be a barbarian; it requires a terrible effort
to remain a civilized man.
- Leonard Woolf

Nor should the U.S.
military be forced to remain in Iraq essentially as
an army for one side of a civil war.
- Peter DeFazio

I don't intend to simply go away and write my plays and be a good boy.
I intend to remain an independent and political intelligence in my own right.
- Harold Pinter

I have invested some money and I have a home,
but people don't realise that you might only be working
for a few weeks of the year and remain unemployed the rest of the time.
- Greta Scacchi

It takes a wise man to handle a lie,
a fool had better remain honest.
- Norman Douglas

Wars will remain while human nature remains.
I believe in my soul in cooperation,
in arbitration; but the soldier's occupation we cannot
say is gone until human nature is gone.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth
when everything else is up in the air.
- Earl Wilson

Age merely shows what children we remain.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Clinton's hands remain incredibly clean,
don't they, and Tony Blair's smile remains as wide as ever.
I view these guises with profound contempt.
- Harold Pinter

This nation will remain the land of the free only so
long as it is the home of the brave.
- Elmer Davis

A writer never reads his work.
For him, it is the unreadable, a secret,
and he cannot remain face to face with it.
A secret, because he is separated from it.
- Maurice Blanchot

As you may know my use of Celtic music is extremely simple and short.
However there is something about it that will remain in your mind for a long,
long time.
- Nobuo Uematsu


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