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When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2
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The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler
Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup
Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin
Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar
I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers
My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke
What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow
We will either find a way or make one.
- Hannibal
It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous
I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson
We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson
Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda
No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
- The Buddha
Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.
- A Course In Miracles (commonly misattributed to Rumi)
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged
to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
I find motivation and inspiration and hope in information.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
You must live in the present,
launch yourself on every wave,
find your eternity in each moment.
- Henry David Thoreau
You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei
When men destroy their old gods,
they will find new ones to take their place.
- Pearl S. Buck
No one can find inner peace except by working,
not in a self-centered way, but for the whole human family.
- Peace Pilgrim
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach
Know that to find comfort, relax into the arms of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When I find that I can't accept what is happening,
I turn my attention to accepting my non-acceptance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson
Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous
Great men or men of great gifts
you shall easily find,
but symmetrical men never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you look into your own heart,
and you find nothing wrong there,
what is there to worry about?
What is there to fear?
- Confucius
When we got into office, the thing
that surprised me most
was to find that things were just as bad
as we'd been saying they were.
- John F. Kennedy
Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)
Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living is joy enough.
- Emily Dickinson
The secret of success is to find a need and fill it,
to find a hurt and heal it,
to find somebody with a problem
and offer to help solve it.
- Robert H. Schuller
When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere
People with great gifts are easy to find,
but symmetrical and balanced ones never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual
bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell
Believe those who are seeking the truth.
Doubt those who find it.
- Andre Gide
Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell
The more we know about how we lost
our spontaneous wonder and creativity,
the more we can find ways to get them back.
- John Bradshaw
Let everyone try and find that
as a result of daily prayer
he adds something new to his life,
something with which nothing can be compared.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln
Just start dancing and the band will find you.
- Tama Kieves
If you are possessed by an idea,
you will find it expressed everywhere,
you even smell it.
- Thomas Mann
If you seek truth, you will not seek
victory by dishonorable means,
and if you find truth, you will become invincible.
- Epictetus
It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job,
tell 'em, Certainly I Can. -
and get busy and find out how to do it.
- Theodore Roosevelt
In my friend, I find a second self.
- Isabel Norton
One way or another, we all have to find
what best fosters the flowering of our humanity
in this contemporary life,
and dedicate ourselves to that.
- Joseph Campbell
I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you have found your truth within yourself
there is nothing more in this whole existence to find.
- Osho
Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous
Go within every day and find the inner strength
so that the world will not blow your candle out.
- Katherine Dunham
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