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Funny Still Quotes
Funny Quotes about Still

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Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

I'm not a real movie star.
I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers

Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)


 

If you can not answer a man's argument,
all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
- Elbert Hubbard

Men and women belong to different species and communications
between them is still in its infancy.
- Bill Cosby

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -
a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland


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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning
I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau

To the mind that is still,
the whole universe surrenders.
- Lao Tzu

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

Faith is the bird that feels the light
and sings when the dawn is still dark.
- Rabindranath Tagore

In spite of unseasonable wind, snow
and unexpected weather of all sorts -
a gardener still plants.
And tends what they have planted ...
believing that Spring will come.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie

I don't think of all the misery
but of the beauty that still remains.
- Anne Frank

There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson

There is more value in a very good painting
that is completed and on display,
than in an excellent painting
that is still in the artist's studio,
or perhaps still in his mind.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Relax. Take a day off.
Go for a long silent walk in the woods.
The world will still be there tomorrow -
as good and as bad as ever.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When one has nothing to lose, one becomes courageous.
We are timid only when
there is something we can still cling to.
- Carlos Castaneda

Don't part with your illusions.
When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live.
- Mark Twain

Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung

Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
- Anonymous

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It will free man from the remaining chains,
the chains of gravity which still tie him to this planet.
- Wernher von Braun

I'm still healthy as can be.
- Darrell Royal

Be still and know who you are.
- Kirtana

We still do not know one thousandth of one percent
of what nature has revealed to us.
- Albert Einstein

We're still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
- Scott Cook

Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb

The human voice can never reach the distance
that is covered by the still small voice of conscience.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Do what you love.
Know your own bone;
gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it,
and gnaw it still.
- Henry David Thoreau

Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage,
or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb,
with great labor, and incessant anxiety,
but never reach the top.
- Robert Browning

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives,
but still hidden from the public, is that most things
get better by themselves;
most things,
in fact, are better in the morning.
- Lewis Thomas

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability
to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time
and still retain the ability to function.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Web as I envisaged it, we have not seen it yet.
The future is still so much bigger than the past.
- Tim Berners-Lee

Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it,
old age is still old age.
- Sinclair Lewis

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid
pregnancy by a resort to mathematics,
though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
- H. L. Mencken

Fortunately analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts.
Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
- Karen Horney

I don't mind that I'm fat.
You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando

Living in dreams of yesterday, we find ourselves still
dreaming of impossible future conquests.
- Charles Lindbergh

Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train.
Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going
sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
- J. Paul Getty

A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think,
all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read,
and all the friends I want to see.
- John Burroughs

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet
off the ground and won't stand still.
- Calvin Trillin

Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations.
For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
- Henry David Thoreau

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
- Anne Frank

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.
- Helena Rubinstein

He who controls others may be powerful,
but he who has mastered himself is mightier still.
- Lao Tzu

Repressed anger still is anger, it just isn't expressed.
If you truly have no anger, you are blessed and joyful.
If you have repressed anger, know that you have anger,
you just haven't expressed that anger.
Go ahead, express your anger briefly,
pound pillows, scream, curse.
Then take a deep breath, and get over it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything,
I still believe that people are really good at heart.
- Anne Frank

The work of the individual still remains the spark
that moves mankind ahead even more than teamwork.
- Igor Sikorsky

I'm amazed.
When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50.
And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60.
At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
- Gloria Stuart

Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene,
or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or,
better still, feel a healthy indifference to it.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Married or unmarried, young or old, poet or worker,
you are still a dreamer, and will one time know,
and feel, that your life is but a dream.
- Donald G. Mitchell

Learn to become still. And to take your attention
away from what you don't want, and all the emotional charge around it,
and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
- Michael Beckwith

Marriage, like money, is still with us;
and,
like money, progressively devalued.
- Robert Graves

What are you committed to?
Have you started, or are you still thinking about it -
and making excuses?
Do you work toward your goal each day?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it,
can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing
else in the universe to do.
- Galileo Galilei

I am only one, but still I am one.
I cannot do everything, but still I can do something;
And because I cannot do everything
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
- Helen Keller

The friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard

Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger.
- Edgar Rice Burroghs

Today Is More Joyful Than Yesterday,
And Tomorrow Will Be More Joyful Still.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If the tongue had not been framed for articulation,
man would still be a beast in the forest.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm still very professional about my fitness.
I stay in trim as I always did.
- Peter Shilton

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit
that still carries any reward.
- John Maynard Keynes

Don't die with your music still inside you.
- Wayne Dyer

When I'm ready, I plan to adopt.
I still believe in family.
- LaToya Jackson

I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
- James Broughton

For time and the world do not stand still.
Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or the present
are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy


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