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Funny Words Quotes
Funny Quotes about Words

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The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch
too many of them together.
- Josh Billings


 

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

The four most important words in any marriage...
"I'll do the dishes."
- Anonymous

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death


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An intellectual is a man
who takes more words than necessary
to tell more than he knows.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

Short words are best
and the old words, when short, are best of all.
- Winston Churchill

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

In human intercourse the tragedy begins,
not when there is misunderstanding about words,
but when silence is not understood.
- Henry David Thoreau

We are masters of the unsaid words,
but slaves of those we let slip out.
- Winston Churchill

However many holy words you read, however many you speak,
what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
- The Buddha

In three words, I can sum up everything
I've learned about life - it goes on.
- Robert Frost

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

A picture is a poem without words.
- Horace

Can you let go of words and ideas,
attitudes and expectations?
If so, then the Tao will loom into view.
- Lao Tzu

The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau

When deeds speak, words are nothing.
- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words.
- Edgar Allan Poe

Your love is more powerful
than your words or your actions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

We will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy

Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care
for people will hear them and be influenced
by them for good or ill.
- The Buddha

Poetry is ordinary language raised to the Nth power.
Poetry is boned with ideas, nerved and blooded with emotions,
all held together by the delicate, tough skin of words.
- Paul Engle

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and
the thought has found words.
- Robert Frost

A sculptor is a person who is interested in the shape of things,
a poet in words, a musician by sounds.
- Henry Moore

The magic words for a great family are,
"I love you just the way you are."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Poets are soldiers that liberate words from the steadfast
possession of definition.
- Eli Khamarov

One merit of poetry few persons will deny:
it says more and in fewer words than prose.
- Voltaire

But when you get music and words together,
that can be a very powerful thing.
- Bryan Ferry

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
- Harold S. Geneen

Better than a thousand hollow words,
is one word that brings peace.
- The Buddha

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that
it is better for hard words to be on paper
than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
- Anne Frank

All philosophy lies in two words,
sustain and abstain.
- Epictetus

The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living.
- W. H. Auden

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain

Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a
good defense cannot beat a better offense.'
In other words a good offense wins.
- Dan Quayle

Praying without ceasing is not ritualized,
nor are there even words.
It is a constant state of awareness of oneness with God.
- Peace Pilgrim

Words make you think a thought.
Music makes you feel a feeling.
A song makes you feel a thought.
- E. Y. Harburg

All these primary impulses,
not easily described in words,
are the springs of man's actions.
- Albert Einstein

We are tired of aristocratic explanations in Harvard words.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It is in our lives and not our words
that our religion must be read.
- Thomas Jefferson

Words are also actions,
and actions are a kind of words.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't make a poem with ideas, but with words.
- Stephane Mallarme

If a composer could say what he had to say in words
he would not bother trying to say it in music.
- Gustav Mahler

Words are a lens to focus one's mind.
- Ayn Rand

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop
speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman

All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin.
And therefore, as a free man, I take pride
in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
- John F. Kennedy

When words leave off, music begins.
- Heinrich Heine

The water in a vessel is sparkling;
the water in the sea is dark.
The small truth has words which are clear;
the great truth has great silence.
- Rabindranath Tagore

"Pride" is one of those really crazy words,
and such a double-edged sword -
Self-Worth on one edge, and Ego on the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.
- Sarah Bernhardt

Poetry: the best words in the best order.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Good designers can create normalcy out of chaos;
they can clearly communicate ideas through the organizing
and manipulating of words and pictures.
- Jeffery Veen

Trust only movement.
Life happens at the level of events, not of words.
Trust movement.
- Alfred Adler

Two little words that can make the difference: START NOW.
- Mary C. Crowley

My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship.
Yes, baby.
- Star Jones

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words;
it is expressed in the choices one makes...
and the choices we make
are ultimately our responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The ultimate test of a man's conscience
may be his willingness to sacrifice something today
for future generations whose words of thanks will not be heard.
- Gaylord Nelson

I cannot know the pain you feel.
I cannot share your memories or your loss.
My words of sympathy are beneath measure, yet
know that my heart reaches out with love to your heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
- Simon and Garfunkel

False words are not only evil in themselves,
but they infect the soul with evil.
- Socrates

Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.
Kindness in giving creates love.
- Lao Tzu


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