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Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)

Every spirit makes its house,
and we can give a shrewd guess
from the house to the inhabitant.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
- Will Rogers


 

Anthropology demands the open-mindedness
with which one must look and listen,
record in astonishment
and wonder that which one would not have been able to guess.
- Margaret Mead

If you don't design your own life plan,
chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan.
And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.
- Jim Rohn

I am not quite sure where home is right now.
I do have places in London and Milan,
and a house in Spain.
I guess I would say home is where my mother is,
and she lives in Spain.
- Sarah Brightman


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I'm becoming more and more myself with time.
I guess that's what grace is.
The refinement of your soul through time.
- Jewel

I guess I was a mom so late in life,
my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
- Candice Bergen

I don't like formal gardens.
I like wild nature.
It's just the wilderness instinct in me,
I guess.
- Walt Disney

Poetry is the opening and closing of a door,
leaving those who look through to guess about what
is seen during the moment.
- Carl Sandburg

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Walk on road, hmmm?
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
Here, karate, same thing.
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so," squish just like grape. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf.
I have never been depressed enough to take up the game,
but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
- Will Rogers

I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection.
People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal
job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people,
but I wanted to act.
- Jennifer Aniston

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist
there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.
- Bill Griffith

The wonderful thing about Clint is you can never second
guess how he is going to react to anything.
- Paul Haggis

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.
I guess I am a fantasy.
- Marilyn Monroe

I guess when I first started speaking with an American accent,
there's a tendency to create a caricature of the accent
because you just exaggerate the pieces that stand out to you.
- Radha Mitchell

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.
The glass is always half empty.
And cracked.
And I just cut my lip on it.
And chipped a tooth.
- Janeane Garofalo

Design schools are good, I guess, sometimes I visit schools,
but they are very very limiting.
- Marc Newson

We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which
I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery.
I did my best acting in that film, I guess.
- Cleo Moore

But I'm not like sad, depressed miserable person.
I guess sometimes I give off that impression.
- Edward Furlong

I just think Australia tends to make very good movies,
so if someone hands me an Australian or an American
film script I would guess the Australian film would be more intriguing.
- Barbara Hershey

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess,
but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try
and somehow make par from them.
I thought that was fun.
- Tiger Woods

I didn't have evil intentions, but I guess I did have power.
- Harmon Killebrew

I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer,
except that you have actual responsibilities.
- Sarah Palin

Well that's actually happened to me a couple of times...
but I really think that men, when it comes to falling in love,
are less...
I guess you could say less aggressive.
- Alicia Machado

I guess none of us like to look back in our lives to
a time when we made poor judgments and foolish mistakes.
- John Clayton

Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid.
Because when I get really angry and fired up and I
feel like my back is up against the wall,
I will say vicious things.
- Howard Stern

I love things made out of animals.
It's just so funny to think of someone saying,
'I need a letter opener.
I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
- David Sedaris

I just went into this business for laughs.
I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
- Chevy Chase

I guess you could write a good song if your heart hadn't been broken,
but I don't know of anyone whose heart hasn't been broken.
- Lucinda Williams

With a modem, anyone can follow the world and report
on the world-no middle man,
no big brother.
I guess this changes everything.
- Matt Drudge

I never set out to be a role model, but I guess parents
like it because I am dedicated to school.
- Tatyana Ali

It basically comes down to that word:
Love.
I guess that's what it's all about.
- Corey Haim

I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks,
but for the ledger of our daily work.
- Neil Armstrong

I guess there is also an element of deliberate change involved.
Each of my books has been, at least from my point of view,
radically different from the last.
- George Murray

I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I guess I've played a lot of victims,
but that's what a lot of the history of women is about.
- Jodie Foster

I guess, we were people who just dedicated to trying to get better.
- Geddy Lee

That's a tough question; I've been acting since I was 10.
My dad was an entrepreneur, so I guess something along those lines.
I wouldn't want a 9-5 job.
- Will Estes

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican -
just because I think reporters are smart.
- Jerry Springer

I guess I just want everything to be available immediately.
- John Lurie

I can't bear looking in the mirror -
I guess that's why my hair looks like this.
- Lance Bass

I guess my style is a cross between David Bowie and Clint Eastwood.
- Dylan McDermott

Indeed, I would venture to guess that Anon,
who wrote so many poems without signing them,
was often a woman.
- Virginia Woolf

I guess I watch more MTV than you do.
I'm a junkie for it.
- Sebastian Bach

I guess, you know, if I didn't make it with the piano,
I guess I would've been the biggest bum.
- Thelonious Monk

I'm not a religious person, so I'm not a hardcore fate
fan but I guess it's got me thinking about that.
I was very careful, though, not to link Jaye's stories always to that.
- Caroline Dhavernas

With The Guess Who, it took us fifty-something singles before we had hits.
- Randy Bachman

People fear death even more than pain.
It's strange that they fear death.
Life hurts a lot more than death.
At the point of death, the pain is over.
Yeah, I guess it is a friend.
- Jim Morrison

I had dreams of catching the ball for the final out
in the World Series and being mobbed by my teammates.
Well, I guess all my dreams didn't come true.
- Robin Yount

I guess the President says the majority of the people didn't elect him,
he doesn't have to listen to 'em anyway.
- Star Jones

It's easier to learn things for life by the age of
12 and not the age of 18.
This is just my guess.
- Luc Montagnier

I wasn't always such a great fan of Shakespeare,
mind you.
I can guess we all at one time had it rammed down our necks at school,
which tends to take the edge off it.
- Christopher Eccleston

I'm open to sci-fi, but I was never a diehard fan.
I have no idea why it keeps following me.
I'm extremely lucky, I guess; it's a lucrative venue.
- Yancy Butler

We were all Romans once, I guess.
- Omar Epps

I guess it beats throwing trash for a living.
- Joel Coen

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because
my life has been a bit abnormal.
The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.
- Johnny Depp

Well you're talking about a long career,
a lot of movies, a lot of stars.
I guess working with Henry Fonda and Katherine Hepburn was a great privilege.
- Mark Rydell

I like to go for a walk or swimming or in the garden when I can.
It's a busy kind of life, but I guess I'm lucky.
- Brian May

If I'm daring at all, I guess it would be emotionally.
I try to keep things interesting for myself and to
do things that challenge me.
- Ed Harris

I guess you could say I've been writing all my life.
- Anthony Doerr

These critics who crucify me do not guess the littlest part of my sincerity.
They must be burned in a blaze.
I cannot learn from them.
- Zane Grey

I guess professionally it began when Hal Hartley used
some music of mine in his film The Unbelievable Truth.
- Jim Coleman

Today, I guess I give a lot more thought to the roles before I sign them.
- Natasha Henstridge

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many
poems without signing them,
was often a woman.
- Virginia Woolf

With Alien, because we always use a different director,
each one kind of stands on its own.
So I guess it's possible for them to make another one,
but we have no plans.
- Sigourney Weaver

I guess you could say I'm what this country is all about.
- Mickey Mantle

I guess when somebody offers you a movie,
you don't say no.
That's what I've learned.
- Colleen Haskell


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