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Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)
Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin
Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans
The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie
Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha
It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie
If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)
Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott
You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie
Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather
The ache for home lives in all of us,
the safe place where we can
go as we are and not be questioned.
- Maya Angelou
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach
I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo
None of us got where we are solely by
pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps.
- Thurgood Marshall
The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank
Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Oprah Winfrey
Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin
Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series
Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Give a boy address and accomplishments
and you give him the mastery
of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
Trust in what you love, continue to do it,
and it will take you where you need to go.
- Natalie Goldberg
Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell
No government ought to be without censors;
and where the press is free no one ever will.
- Thomas Jefferson
Where the press is free and every man
is able to read, all is safe.
- Thomas Jefferson
Be a yardstick of quality.
Some people aren't used to an environment
where excellence is expected.
- Steve Jobs
The world turns aside to let any man pass
who knows where he is going.
- Epictetus
We are now at a point where we must educate our children
in what no one knew yesterday,
and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet.
- Margaret Mead
Where there is injury let me sow pardon.
- St. Francis of Assisi
Little do men perceive what solitude is,
and how far it extendeth.
For a crowd is not company,
and faces are but a gallery of pictures,
and talk but a tinkling cymbal,
where there is no love.
- Francis Bacon
The only place where your dream becomes impossible
is in your own thinking.
- Robert H. Schuller
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius
My dream is of a place and a time where America
will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln
Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell
Home is where our loved ones are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman
in the midst of this world,
where each person is clinging to his piece of debris?
What's the proper salutation between people
as they pass each other in this flood?
- The Buddha
The sacred altar of all existence
is where we meet our ancestors
and our descendants yet unborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where love reigns, there is no will to power;
and where the will to power is paramount, love is lacking.
The one is but the shadow of the other.
- Carl Jung
Follow your bliss and doors will open
where there were no doors before.
- Joseph Campbell
Footprints in the sand...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Pay attention.
Don't let resentments or pessimism answer for you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where there is charity and wisdom,
there is neither fear nor ignorance.
- St. Francis of Assisi
Home is where we feel comfortable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You may be always victorious if
you will never enter into any contest
where the issue does not wholly depend upon yourself.
- Epictetus
It is better to have your head in the clouds,
and know where you are...
than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them,
and think that you are in paradise.
- Henry David Thoreau
How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all of our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time
- T. S. Eliot
Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel
When you follow your bliss... doors will open
where you would not have thought there would be doors,
and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
- St. Francis of Assisi
Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict
between thinking and feeling.
- Carl Jung
Where fear is, happiness is not.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I want it said of me by those who knew me best,
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu
Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air.
They are where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau
Where there is love there is life.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Where words fail, music speaks.
- Hans Christian Andersen
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May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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