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Funny Magic Quotes
Funny Quotes about Magic

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Magic is natural to Wizards,
and only a little harder for the rest of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Watch out, I have a Magic Wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo

One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, Begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and magic in it, Begin it now.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke

A good designer must rely on experience,
on precise, logic thinking; and on pedantic exactness.
No magic will do.
- Niklaus Wirth

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak,
men mistook magic for medicine; now,
when science is strong and religion weak,
men mistake medicine for magic.
- Thomas Szasz

I think cinema, movies, and magic have always been closely associated.
The very earliest people who made film were magicians.
- Francis Ford Coppola

Clarke's Third Law:
Any sufficiently advanced technology
is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke

There is a magic in the memory of schoolboy friendships;
it softens the heart,
and even affects the nervous system
of those who have no heart.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The great leaders are like the best conductors -
they reach beyond the notes to reach the magic in the players.
- Blaine Lee

Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
- Theodor Adorno

I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say.
A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep
to dream my dreams of you.
- Roy Orbison

Love can sometimes be magic.
But magic can sometimes...
just be an illusion.
- Javan

The magic words for a great family are,
"I love you just the way you are."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The power of the Wizard lives within me.
I call upon its magic at will - transforming Fear into Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is magic in sincere forgiveness - magic to heal.
- Terry Goodkind

There is not enough magic in a bloodline to forge an instant,
irrevocable bond.
- James Earl Jones

War vies with magic in its efforts to get something for nothing.
- Louis Mumford

Alcohol is like love.
The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate,
the third is routine.
After that you take the girl's clothes off.
- Raymond Chandler

Painting is an illusion, a piece of magic,
so what you see is not what you see.
- Philip Guston

Drawing is still basically the same as it has been since prehistoric times.
It brings together man and the world.
It lives through magic.
- Keith Haring

Believe in love.
Believe in magic.
Hell, believe in Santa Clause.
Believe in others.
Believe in yourself.
Believe in your dreams.
If you don't, who will?
- Jon Bon Jovi

The second principle of magic: things which have once
been in contact with each other continue to act on
each other at a distance after the physical contact has been severed.
- James G. Frazer

I know the difference between black magic and white magic.
- Tina Turner

The way to kill a man or a nation is to cut off his dreams,
the way the whites are taking care of the Indians:
killing their dreams,
their magic, their familiar spirits.
- William S. Burroughs

Once a film is made and it exists, someone somewhere
is going to watch it and that is kind of the magic of it all.
- Donal Logue

Magic becomes art when it has nothing to hide.
- Ben Okri

I feel like I'm stepping into a place of spiritual
contemplation every time I enter a studio;
it's always had a certain magic to me that has never
worn off with familiarity.
- David Knopfler

There's a bit of magic in everything,
and some loss to even things out.
- Lou Reed

A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic.
- Max von Sydow

Genius is another word for magic, and the whole point
of magic is that it is inexplicable.
- Margot Fonteyn

The magic doesn't come from within the director's mind,
it comes from within the hearts of the actors.
- James Cameron

Michael Jordan and Magic and myself all learned how
to play the game in college programs that emphasized the team.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

There is no one magic move or secret that creates victory,
but lots of little items that when added together can make you victorious.
- Bill Toomey

Doing the right thing for someone else was like a tonic for me;
it was like some magic ointment that made a wound disappear.
- Susie Bright

The magic is in the man, not the 100 miles.
- Bill Bowerman

Love and magic have a great deal in common.
They enrich the soul, delight the heart.
And they both take practice.
- Nora Roberts

Have the courage to say no.
Have the courage to face the truth.
Do the right thing because it is right.
These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity.
- W. Clement Stone

Art is a sense of magic.
- Stan Brakhage

Cinema Paradiso, because it reminds me of why I make movies,
the magic of movies, the romance of movies.
- Antoine Fuqua

I left General Magic in 1996 to become an Internet hobbyist -
got a T-1 line to my house.
At one point I had all four food banks of the Bay Area
hosted from this house here.
- Andy Hertzfeld

A well-composed book is a magic carpet on which we
are wafted to a world that we cannot enter in any other way.
- Caroline Gordon

There is no magic person out there, no perfect human
being out there waiting for you.
- Helen Reddy

The show is being changed right now,
by the way.
Jeff Burke is doing it for the Magic Kingdom.
And I think it will be better, with new birds,
master of ceremonies, etc.
- John Hench

If you see the magic in a fairy tale,
you can face the future.
- Danielle Steel

It seems inevitable that the magic of the written word will fade.
- Hugh Mackay

Magic Realism is not new.
The label's new, the specific Latin American form of it is new,
its modern popularity is new, but it's been around
as long as literature has been around.
- Terri Windling

It's just like magic.
When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone.
- Merrill Markoe

Movies are like magic tricks.
- Jeff Bridges

I was so young, and making movies, going to the studio
every morning at dawn was magic.
- Natalie Wood

I wrote for nearly six hours.
When I stopped, the dark mood, as if by magic,
had folded its cloak and gone away.
- Zane Grey

There is no short and easy road, no magic cure for
those ills which have afflicted mankind from the dawn of history.
- Frank B. Kellogg

Oh, I think, watching Magic, him being one of my...
I'm one of his biggest fans, and just trying to emulate what he did,
going out on the playground, and also playing with older guys.
- Jason Kidd

Music is the strongest form of magic.
- Marilyn Manson

For me a poem has to sing out of itself and the lilt of it carries the magic.
- James Broughton

So it's really hard for a horn player to comp.
But I'm totally into trying to switch those paradigms
around and find a little magic space where that works,
and try to mine that.
- Charlie Hunter

Music is about listening, the more you play,
the more the magic spreads.
- Maynard James Keenan

Roosevelt's magic lay in one facet of his personality:
He knew how to take the risk.
No other man in public life I knew could so readily
take the challenge of the new.
- Emanuel Celler

The magic of creation has always fascinated me.
- Ralph Allen

That creates the magic, and that's the wonderment of
the musical process and how precious that is.
- Mick Fleetwood

Dream no small dream; it lacks magic.
Dream large.
Then make the dream real.
- Donald Wills Douglas

Digital media has destroyed much of the magic and mystery of the medium.
- John Dyer


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