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Funny Gold Quotes
Funny Quotes about Gold

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You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Give somebody a gold star - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Fame is the scentless sunflower, with gaudy crown of gold;
But friendship is the breathing rose, with sweets in every fold.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Confidence is the most important thing,
more important than gold or currency.
- Wen Jiabao


 

For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider,
every green tree is far more glorious than if it were made of gold and silver.
- Martin Luther

All that glisters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told.
Many a man his life hath sold
but my outside to behold.
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
- William Shakespeare

Civilized countries generally adopt gold or silver or both as money.
- Alfred Marshall


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Happiness resides not in possessions,
and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.
- Democritus

In the absence of the gold standard,
there is no way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation.
There is no safe store of value.
- Alan Greenspan

Gold medals aren't really made of gold.
They're made of sweat, determination,
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
- Dan Gable

The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
- Khalil Gibran

It is health that is real wealth,
and not pieces of gold and silver.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
- Malayan Proverb

Gold and silver, like other commodities,
have an intrinsic value, which is not arbitrary,
but is dependent on their scarcity, the quantity of
labour bestowed in procuring them,
and the value of the capital employed in the mines which produce them.
- David Ricardo

Love is the only gold.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold,
be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy.
- Samuel Butler

You look like gold.
I've been fooled before, but now I know I've made the mistake in the past.
But now I, now I know the difference from gold and brass.
- Ben Harper

All those rappers, they're the only glamorous people working in music now.
They dress up in these chains of gold,
cars, girls and this and that, high-heeled shoes.
- Bryan Ferry

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end,
and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.
- Rita Mae Brown

The man who treasures his friends is usually solid gold himself.
- Marjorie Holmes

The first treasure California began to surrender after
the Gold Rush as the oldest:
her land.
- John Jakes

People have said to me, You can't write songs.
You can't play an instrument.
But I've got 10 gold records.
- Sonny Bono

At present, financial crises occur, chiefly because
the paper currency is redeemable in gold only.
- John Buchanan Robinson

Nature also forges man, now a gold man,
now a silver man, now a fig man, now a bean man.
- Paracelsus

Gold's was the first bodybuilding gym made for bodybuilders.
- Joe Gold

I try to do the right thing with money.
Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons.
Buy ten gold chains instead of 20.
Four summer homes instead of eight.
- LL Cool J

What is fame? an empty bubble; Gold? a transient,
shining trouble.
- James Grainger

Large sums were paid for the use of money,
because the available amount of gold and silver was
far less than was needed to carry on the commercial
transactions of the times.
- John Buchanan Robinson

He that is proud of riches is a fool.
For if he is exalted above his neighbors because he has more gold,
how much inferior is he to a gold mine.
- Jeremy Taylor

My goal is one Olympic gold medal.
Not many people in this world can say,
'I'm an Olympic gold medalist.'
- Michael Phelps

We Spaniards know a sickness of the heart that only gold can cure.
- Hernando Cortez

More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than
has been taken from the earth.
- Napoleon Hill

You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach.
- Jim Steinman

One secures the gold of the spirit when he finds himself.
- Claude M. Bristol

Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save
a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth.
- Alvin Adams

Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy,
not gold.
- Ludwig van Beethoven

Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars,
stock certificates, bank notes, and coins.
- Scott Cook

Do not hold everything as gold that shines like gold.
- Alain de Lille

Here were these college kids beating the Soviets and
going on to the Olympic Gold Medal.
To me, that's the greatest upset of all time in any
sport that I can think of.
- Jim McKay

Exhaust the little moment.
Soon it dies.
And be it gash or gold it will not come Again in this identical guise.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

The blue of my eyes is extinguished in this night,
the red gold of my heart.
- Georg Trakl

Realize what you really want.
It stops you from chasing butterflies and puts you to work digging gold.
- William Moulton Marston

And you prate of the wealth of nations,
as if it were bought and sold, The wealth of nations is men,
not silk and cotton and gold.
- Richard Hovey

I wouldn't say that there's ever been an Olympic champion
that didn't deserve to win an Olympic Gold Medal.
- Dorothy Hamill

I was all in gold sequins for Million Dollar Mermaid,
50 feet in the air.
- Esther Williams

Everything I touch turns to gold.
- Pete Waterman

I don't like to have to pan for gold when I read.
- Jonathan Carroll

Everybody seized upon a bit of the beast.
The Sultan claimed the liver, which,
when dried and powdered,
is worth twice its weight in gold as medicine.
- Isabella Bird

Friendships born on the field of athletic strife are
the real gold of competition.
Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust.
- Jesse Owens

I looked at my hands to see if I was the same person.
There was such a glory over everything.
The sun came up like gold through the trees,
and I felt like I was in heaven.
- Harriet Tubman

My salvation was a free gift.
I didn't have to work for it and it's better than any
gold medal that I've ever won.
- Betty Cuthbert

Olympic Gold changed me and my life dramatically.
I became a celebrity overnight and people see me as a famous skater,
not a real person.
- Oksana Baiul

I live to hail that season by gifted one foretold,
when men shall live by reason, and not alone by gold.
- George Linnaeus Banks

But probably this is helps to win, to win,
to gold, more gold medals, and to win most my important medal,
heart of people.
This is most important for me.
- Olga Korbut

Her godmother simply touched her with her wand,
and, at the same moment, her clothes were turned into
cloth of gold and silver,
all decked with jewels.
- Charles Perrault

There is no brilliant single stroke that is going to
transform the water into wine or straw into gold.
- Coleman Young

I'd rather get a nice warmup suit.
That's something I can use.
Gold medals just sit there.
When I get old, maybe I could sell them if I need the money.
- Eric Heiden

Hunger for gold is made greater as more gold is acquired.
- Aurelius Clemens Prudentius

And should think freedom more to prize,
than all the gold in world that is.
- John Barbour

Gold, on the contrary, though of little use compared with air or water,
will exchange for a great quantity of other goods.
- David Ricardo

They don't give you gold medals for beating somebody.
They give you gold medals for beating everybody.
- Michael Johnson

Brass shines as fair to the ignorant as gold to the goldsmiths.
- Elizabeth I

Fire is the test of gold; adversity,
of strong men.
- Martha Graham

Through everything I've gone through-
and I've been everywhere,
at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk -
I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.
- Dan O'Brien

Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver,
these are gold.
- Joseph Parry

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Art is like baby shoes.
When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
- John Updike

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist.
I'm the best in the world.
I came here for you.
You dont' boo me.
- Kurt Angle

So I wanted to show what I did with the money.
So I got red silk shirts, beautiful hats,
wonderful saddles, a great horse, and two gold teeth.
So that was the way I did it.
- Eli Wallach

Tragedy is like strong acid - it dissolves away all
but the very gold of truth.
- David Herbert Lawrence

As you know, Microsoft eventually kind of grabbed the
gold ring out of Apple's hands,
I guess.
- Andy Hertzfeld


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