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Funny Back Quotes
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

I have faith. I just need proof to back it up.
- the movie Simon Birch

Television has brought back murder into the home -
where it belongs.
- Alfred Hitchcock

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)


 

I can't go back to yesterday -
because I was a different person then.
- Lewis Carroll

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon


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The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams

Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past,
but by the love we're not extending in the present.
- Marianne Williamson

If you aren't in the moment,
you are either looking forward to uncertainty,
or back to pain and regret.
- Jim Carrey

Life is a mirror, and will reflect back
to the thinker what he thinks into it.
- Ernest Holmes

I have found that if you love life,
life will love you back.
- Arthur Rubinstein

Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil,
no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads.
This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world.
The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings.
- Soren Kierkegaard

There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child.
Things never get back to the way they were.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Unexpected events can set you back or set you up.
It's all a matter of - perspective.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

Trust in the Light.
Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
Open yourself to the Light!
Hold back nothing,
Trust in the Light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Laughter gives us distance.
It allows us to step back from an event,
deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart

If you have zest and enthusiasm y
ou attract zest and enthusiasm.
Life does give back in kind.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,
anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
- Carl Bard

Life was meant to be lived,
and curiosity must be kept alive.
One must never, for whatever reason,
turn his back on life.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I have accepted fear as a part of life -
specifically the fear of change...
I have gone ahead despite the pounding
in the heart that says: turn back.
- Erica Jong

It's very strange that most people don't care if their
knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.
- Doug Coupland

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated,
it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.
- Washington Irving

We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way.
We pay it back.
- Lee Iacocca

It's been a long road back to health and fitness for me.
I am just glad to have been given the opportunity to do what I love most.
- Jonah Lomu

The trouble with travelling back later on is that you
can never repeat the same experience.
- Michael Palin

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- Robert Orben

Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
- Anais Nin

What I know for sure is that
what you give comes back to you.
- Oprah Winfrey

Everyone is a mirror image of yourself -
your own thinking coming back at you.
- Byron Katie

Sometimes the things you really want
sneak in the back door.
Notice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

What politicians want to create is irreversible change
because when you leave office someone changes it back again.
- Estelle Morris

Front yards are not made to walk in, but, at most, through,
and you could go in the back way.
- Henry David Thoreau

A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu

Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious
goals to improve efficiency of our cars.
What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency.
- Jay Inslee

Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau

The more we know about how we lost
our spontaneous wonder and creativity,
the more we can find ways to get them back.
- John Bradshaw

Know that anger is always fear and frustration.
What if we could lean back into the arms of Spirit
and trust the future?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I wanted to be with the kind of people I'd grown up with,
but you can't go back to them and be one of them again,
no matter how hard you try.
- Ethel Waters

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family
waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
- Earl Wilson

You will find as you look back upon your life that
the moments when you have truly lived are the moments
when you have done things in the spirit of love.
- Henry Drummond

Whenever the World Frowns, I Smile Back.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you finally go back to your old home,
you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
- Sam Ewing

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens
we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.
- Andre Gide

Rest when you're weary.
Refresh and renew yourself, your body,
your mind, your spirit.
Then get back to work.
- Ralph Marston

An armed society is a polite society.
Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
- Robert A. Heinlein

If your home is not a place where you can truly
kick-back and be yourself - both physically and emotionally -
consider making some changes in your way-of-life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am sure that if you plant the trees back again,
it will do nothing but good.
- Michael Fish

Technology...
is a queer thing.
It brings you great gifts with one hand,
and it stabs you in the back with the other.
- Carrie P. Snow

A year ago I had a back injury and followed a good
nutrition program to help speed up my recovery.
I focused on exercise and staying healthy in order
to get back out on the ice.
- Sasha Cohen

I started dieting.
I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and
I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating
and would put it on and then some.
- Suzanne Somers

Tell the FBI that the kidnappers should pick out a
judge that Nixon wants back.
- William O. Douglas

When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"Think simple" as my old master used to say -
meaning reduce the whole of its parts
into the simplest terms,
getting back to first principles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I had forgotten how much light there is in the world,
'til you gave it back to me.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

A father is always making his baby into a little woman.
And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
- Enid Bagnold

One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
- Malayan Proverb

And you know, the baby boomers are getting older,
and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer,
and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion.
- Amy Irving

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Looking back, I have this to regret,
that too often when I loved,
I did not say so.
- David Grayson

All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying
to get back to where it was.
- Toni Morrison

We believe that if men have the talent
to invent new machines that put men out of work,
they have the talent to put those men back to work.
- John F. Kennedy

Make it a rule of life never to regret
and never to look back.
- Katherine Mansfield

I have never been a material girl.
My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back.
- Imelda Marcos

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back.
Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
- Charles Barkley

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back,
with a hinge in it.
- Charles Dudley Warner


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