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Funny Often Quotes
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The price of freedom for a nation is lives and money.
Often, the price of freedom for an individual
is challenging the closed minds of family and friend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy


 

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken

Square meals often make round people.
- E. Joseph Cossman


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Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

Often the hands will solve a mystery
that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
- Carl Jung

In time we hate that which we often fear.
- William Shakespeare

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
- Socrates

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
he fearful are caught as often as the bold.
- Helen Keller

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

Beauty in art is often nothing but ugliness subdued.
- Jean Rostand

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters -
I'm from an all female family.
My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!
- Shirley Manson

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.
- Antisthenes

It has too often been too easy for rulers and governments to incite man to war.
- Lester B. Pearson

The march of science and technology does not imply
growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people.
It often means the opposite.
- Thomas Sowell

Marriage resembles a pair of shears,
so joined that they cannot be separated;
often moving in opposite directions,
yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
- Sydney Smith

The best cure for our own self-inflicted suffering
is often service to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest power is often simple patience.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it.
- English Proverb

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand,
the spines of others are often stiffened.
- Billy Graham

Repeat anything often enough and it will start to become you.
- Tom Hopkins

The wise person often shuns society for fear of being bored.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Religion often gets in the way of God.
- Bono

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
- George Jean Nathan

All that glisters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told.
Many a man his life hath sold
but my outside to behold.
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
- William Shakespeare

Our connection with Spirit is unbreakable, but often imperceptible.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I think wholeness is God's design for us;
and that often amounts to embracing contradictions.
- Bono

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
- Austin O'Malley

Today is my day to laugh at life.
Laugh loud - laugh often.
Laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad.
Laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Each of us is burdened by an unlimited number of
expectations (demands) that we hold for the actions of others.
We "know" that there is a right way to do things,
and are often outraged when our expectations are not met.
Usually, we are unaware that we merely
have a strong opinion and point-of-view,
and are sure that we know how everything is supposed to be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Wealth is not without its advantages and the case to the contrary,
although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

They must often change,
who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
- Confucius

I have the right to love many people at once
and to change my prince often.
- Anais Nin

Play as often as you can.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.
- Henry Ward Beecher

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar

The willow which bends to the tempest,
often escapes better than the oak which resists it;
and so in great calamities,
it sometimes happens that light and frivolous spirits
recover their elasticity and presence of mind sooner
than those of a loftier character.
- Albert Schweitzer

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune.
For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure
in events that dismay the rest of humanity.
- Russell Baker

If you have to forecast, forecast often.
- Edgar R. Fiedler

The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle
than the courage of a final moment;
but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.
- John F. Kennedy

An educated person is one who has learned that information
almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false,
misleading, fictitious, mendacious -
just dead wrong.
- Russell Baker

Success often grows best in the fertile soil of failure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Trust in yourself.
Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe.
- Claudia Black

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
- Alan Perlis

By not caring too much about what people think,
I'm able to think for myself
and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular.
And I succeed.
- Albert Ellis

How often it is that the angry man rages denial of
what his inner self is telling him.
- Frank Herbert

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Success is often the result of taking
a misstep in the right direction.
- Al Bernstein

The world needs anger.
The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
- Bede Jarrett

Small opportunities are often
the beginning of great enterprises.
- Demosthenes


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