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Funny Kind Quotes
Funny Quotes about Kind

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May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

I wish you a magical white rabbit kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

I wish you a rainbows and butterflies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
- Winston Churchill

Lighten up, have a rainbows and butterflies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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I wish you a tea and jammies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Beauty is the bait which with delight
allures man to enlarge his kind.
- Socrates

Apathy, indifference, not caring...
It may sound insensitive for me to say, "I don't care,"
but ask first to what I am indifferent.
I choose to be caring, compassionate
and kind toward all people,
and I also choose to be indifferent to gossip,
petty complaints, and idle chatter.
About those, I just don't care.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you have zest and enthusiasm y
ou attract zest and enthusiasm.
Life does give back in kind.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens
reflect the kind of care they get.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

In the long history of humankind (and animal-kind, too)
those who learned to collaborate and
improvise most effectively have prevailed.
- Charles Darwin

Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin

What is it about sameness that so draws me,
and how could I begin to have
that same kind of attraction to change?
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Hold on... Joyfully.
Holding-on does not have to be
a desperate teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men
is primarily based on mutual trust
and only secondarily on institutions
such as courts of justice and police.
- Albert Einstein

You must not under any pretense allow
your mind to dwell on any thought
that is not positive, constructive, optimistic, kind.
- Emmet Fox

One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
- Malayan Proverb

Friends... they cherish one another's hopes.
They are kind to one another's dreams.
- Henry David Thoreau

The whole worth of a kind deed is
in the love that inspires it.
- The Talmud

Anybody who has been seriously engaged is scientific
work of any kind realizes that over the entrance to
the gates of the temple of science are written the words:
'Ye must have faith.'
- Max Planck

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows,
cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
- Cleveland Amory

Overall the fundamentals seem to be there and he's
obviously got a very mature head on his shoulders.
He's got a kind of presence.
- Nick Price

A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is
glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.
- Anne Roiphe

Like a Manatee, I am Peaceful, Respectful,
Gentle, Kind, and Self-Healing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everyone enjoys doing the kind of work
for which he is best suited.
- Napoleon Hill

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm,
a sense of humor, and be kind.
It's the same qualities I require from a man.
- Catherine Deneuve

Intelligence is really a kind of taste:
taste in ideas.
- Susan Sontag

Music produces a kind of pleasure
which human nature cannot do without.
- Confucius

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux
pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
- Wilson Mizner

All differences in this world
are of degree, and not of kind,
because oneness is the secret of everything.
- Swami Vivekananda

If in our daily life we can smile,
if we can be peaceful and happy,
not only we, but everyone will profit from it.
This is the most basic kind of peace work.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

When you have a good mother and no father,
God kind of sits in.
It's not enough, but it helps.
- Dick Gregory

The finest kind of friendship is between people
who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
- Anonymous

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
- Ambrose Bierce

That's the motivation of an artist -
to seek attention of some kind.
- James Taylor

It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people
think they can be happy without money.
- Albert Camus

There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.
- Conrad Hall

Here's kind of my motto - if you're not happy at home,
you're not happy anywhere else.
- Angie Harmon

Birds have wings; they're free; they can fly where
they want when they want.
They have the kind of mobility many people envy.
- Roger Tory Peterson

A generous heart, kind speech,
and a life of service and compassion
are the things which renew humanity.
- The Buddha

Experience demands that man is
the only animal which devours his own kind,
for I can apply no milder term to
the general prey of the rich on the poor.
- Thomas Jefferson

The question is not whether we will be extremists,
but what kind of extremists we will be...
The nation and the world are in dire need of creative extremists.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I wanted to be with the kind of people I'd grown up with,
but you can't go back to them and be one of them again,
no matter how hard you try.
- Ethel Waters

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
- Jorge Luis Borges

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
- Kin Hubbard

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney

I would be most content if my children grew up to be
the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly
of building enough bookshelves.
- Anna Quindlen

To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men,
is the same as saying of some kind of food that it
is very good but that most people can't eat it.
- Leo Tolstoy

Be kind whenever possible; and it is always possible.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

I think it's really important to design things with a kind of personality.
- Marc Newson

The easiest kind of friendship for me
is with ten thousand people.
The hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez

Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.
- Guy de Maupassant

When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim

Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into
the kind of statue likes,
and then placing it in the most convenient niche it has.
- Randolph Bourne

Life is about more than today, and more than yourself.
What will your legacy be?
What will your great-grandchildren be told about you?
Creating a legacy does not have to be a burden,
it can be your joy and can create
your satisfaction with living each day.
What kind of world do you want to leave your great-grandchildren?
What can you do today to help create that world?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of
questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just
in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams

Every contrivance of man, every tool,
every instrument, every utensil, every article designed for use,
of each and every kind, evolved from a very simple beginnings.
- Robert Collier

Some people strengthen the society just by being the kind of people they are.
- John W. Gardner

This film cost $31 million.
With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
- Clint Eastwood

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
- Thomas Fuller

I am a deeply religious nonbeliever -
this is a somewhat new kind of religion.
- Albert Einstein

I do love Italian food.
Any kind of pasta or pizza.
My new pig out food is Indian food.
I eat Indian food like three times a week.
It's so good.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.
- Juliette Lewis

A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.
- Harold MacMillan

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
- Philo

To carry each other is not a burden at all
but a kind of privilege.
- Bono

Mama and Daddy King represent the best in manhood and womanhood,
the best in a marriage, the kind of people we are trying to become.
- Coretta Scott King

Words are also actions,
and actions are a kind of words.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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