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Funny Busy Quotes
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous


 

Happiness walks on busy feet.
- Kitte Turmell

Beware the barrenness of a busy life.
- Socrates

Keep busy - with tasks that inspire you,
motivate you, or please you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb

Get busy living or get busy dying.
- Stephen King

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants.
The question is: What are we busy about?
- Henry David Thoreau

O man you are busy working for the world,
and the world is busy trying to turn you out.
- Abu Bakr

Success usually comes to those
who are too busy to be looking for it.
- Henry David Thoreau

In times of great stress or adversity,
it's always best to keep busy,
to plow your anger and your energy
into something positive.
- Lee Iacocca

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy
person has no time to form.
- Andre Maurois

To say "too busy" is merely
to say "confused priorities."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it.
Go out and get busy.
- Dale Carnegie

Let the refining and improving of your own life
keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Inaction breeds doubt and fear.
Action breeds confidence and courage.
If you want to conquer fear,
do not sit home and think about it.
Go out and get busy.
- Dale Carnegie

Wonder what opportunities you pass, unwittingly,
because your hands are so busy clasping
what you think you have always known.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job,
tell 'em, Certainly I Can. -
and get busy and find out how to do it.
- Theodore Roosevelt

He who is too busy doing good
finds no time to be good.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and
to go on with one's life as if it were interminable.
I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when
he was dying of tuberculosis.
- Leon Edel

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream,
fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be,
that they're all asleep at the switch.
Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.
- Florence King

When I'm on vacation here in the States,
I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.
- Vince McMahon

I've been so busy I haven't had a chance to go crazy.
I don't party like I used to.
- Sarah McLachlan

The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.
- Lionel Hampton

Here, on the river's verge, I could be busy for months
without changing my place,
simply leaning a little more to right or left.
- Paul Cezanne

In the choice between changing ones mind and proving
there's no need to do so,
most people get busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

I have never regarded myself as this or that.
I have been too busy being myself to bother about regarding myself.
- Rex Stout

You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.
- Dorothy Dix

We all need to look into the dark side of our nature -
that's where the energy is,
the passion.
People are afraid of that because it holds pieces of us we're busy denying.
- Sue Grafton

I was aiming for the cooks that I've talked to by teaching
an online course and by traveling,
listening to people who are really busy and harried but want to be cooking.
- Sally Schneider

Painting's not important.
The important thing is keeping busy.
- Grandma Moses

If your business keeps you so busy that you have no time for anything else,
there must be something wrong, either with you or with your business.
- William J. H. Boetcker

My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.
- Hilary Duff

Well, we spend an awful lot of our time working and doing experiments.
It's very busy up on the shuttle.
- Sally Ride

Always gotta keep busy or the voices start telling me to do wild things.
- Steve Brown

I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive.
I've seen it all, I was here first.
- Kurt Cobain

I try not to worry about rewriting books that worked well the first time.
I'm too busy writing new books to worry about things
that are already in print.
- Laurell K. Hamilton

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too
busy listening to other voices to listen as closely
as he should have to the one coming from inside.
- Stephen King

I have a very busy life, and not many people who have
a career and four kids go out a lot to the movies.
- Meryl Streep

Because when I have been busy at the United Nations during crises,
it has meant working day and night.
- Pauline Frederick

The single moment when I knew that I had to get busy
and do more was around the death of my son.
- Bobby Rush

They usually have two tellers in my local bank,
except when it's very busy, when they have one.
- Rita Rudner

I was too busy looking into Yeltsin's eyes to notice
what was under the table.
- Lennart Meri

Big Brother is watching...
look busy.
- Brandon Boyd

Why should I ask the wise men: Whence is my beginning?
I am busy with the thought:
Where will be my end?
- Muhammad Iqbal

He not busy being born is busy dying.
- Bob Dylan

Sad people dislike the happy, and the happy the sad;
the quick thinking the sedate,
and the careless the busy and industrious.
- Horace

Man can never know the kind of loneliness a woman knows.
Man lies in a woman's womb only to gather strength,
he nourishes himself from this fusion,
and then he rises and goes into the world,
into his work, into battle, into art.
He is not lonely. He is busy.
The memory of the swim in amniotic fluid gives him energy, completion.
The woman may be busy too, but she feels empty.
Sensuality for her is not only a wave of pleasure
in which she has bathed,
and a charge of electric joy at contact with another.
When man lies in her womb, she is fulfilled,
each act of love a a taking of man within her,
an act of birth and rebirth, of child-bearing and man-bearing.
Man lies in her womb and is reborn each time anew
with a desire to act, to BE.
But for woman, the climax is not in the birth,
but in the moment the man rests inside of her.
- Anais Nin

Yes, this is Mango himself.
Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a
phone interview right now.
- Chris Kattan

I am so busy doing nothing...
that the idea of doing anything - which as you know,
always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and
then forces me to have to drop everything.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

I've been with certain stars; some are caring and pay
attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and some are too busy.
Elvis never seemed too busy.
- Minnie Pearl

I am endlessly busy, bringing up five young kids,
and trying to keep up with the three older ones.
I still spend most of my life driving car pools.
- Danielle Steel

Americans are far more remarkable than we give ourselves credit for.
We've been so busy damning ourselves for years.
We've done it all, and yet we don't take credit for it.
- Ray Bradbury

I never think too far into the future.
I'm too busy thinking about tomorrow's news.
- Matt Drudge

I know how I like to be treated, so I always start by saying,
'Could you give me a moment of your time,
I know you're very busy,' and usually,
they will.
- Arthur Godfrey

I love doing motion pictures and expect to be as busy as I want to be in them.
- Jeffrey Hunter

Your problem is you're...
too busy holding onto your unworthiness.
- Ram Dass

I am busy touring all over Europe, Japan,
and Australia.
- Suzi Quatro

As a writer, one is busy with archaeology.
- Michael Ondaatje

The day of fortune is like a harvest day,
We must be busy when the corn is ripe.
- Torquato Tasso

I grew up in a very open-minded family.
My father died when I was very little,
so my mother was really, really incredibly busy trying to provide for us.
- Sonia Braga

My husband is exceedingly busy.
For some time the talk of his going had been slack,
but just now again there seems to be a move to get him sent to the front!
- Sarojini Naidu

Within reasonable limits, a professional player should keep busy at music.
- Teddy Wilson

Abel has left mathematicians enough to keep them busy for 500 years.
- Charles Hermite

Currently I am working on another three books,
doing a lot of magazine work, am shooting for fifteen stock agencies,
plus my own photo library - all this keeps me quite busy!
- Nigel Dennis

My mother was kept very busy with her sewing;
sometimes she would have another woman helping her.
- James Weldon Johnson

Meanwhile, Cynthia and I are busy fixing up a real
old house that we just bought in Hollywood.
With two children now, we just couldn't live in our
small rented home any longer.
- Kent McCord

Some people are so busy learning the tricks of the
trade that they never learn the trade.
- Vernon Law


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