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Funny Taxicabs Quotes
Funny Quotes about Taxicabs

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

Well, they had a lot of the things they found in his possession.
They had the map, you know, that marked the route of the parade.
They had statements from the bus driver and the taxicab
driver that hauled him somewhere.
- Henry Wade

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,
and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Robert Benchley

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.
- Tom Lehrer


 

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
- Joe E. Lewis

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch


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You may as well laugh at life,
because it's certainly laughing at you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What would be the use of immortality to a person
who cannot use well a half an hour.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste
the sky as well as the earth.
- Henry David Thoreau

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The length of this document defends it well
against the risk of its being read.
- Winston Churchill

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
- Mark Twain

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

It's not very heroic to slay dragons.
Dragons are generally very peaceful and well behaved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

Trust your own inner guidance.
Have faith that your steps are
carrying you toward your dreams.
Keep your eyes on the heavens
and believe that your feet will carry you well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A well-developed sense of humor
is the pole that adds balance to your steps,
as you walk the tightrope of life.
- William Arthur Ward

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hatred is blind, as well as love.
- Oscar Wilde

Being angry harms your physical,
emotional, and spiritual well-being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.
- Native American traditional

Hold on... Joyfully.
Holding-on does not have to be
a desperate teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody
- John Churton Collins

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The simplification of life is one of the steps to inner peace.
A persistent simplification will create an inner and outer well-being
that places harmony in one's life.
- Peace Pilgrim

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

Well-behaved women seldom make history.
- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Imagine for yourself a character,
a model personality whose example you determine to follow,
in private as well as in public.
- Epictetus

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at
seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
- Jean Kerr

Before we acquire great power
we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it?
If not, we should be sincere enough to admit
that we love evil too well to give it up.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
- Henry David Thoreau

You are defined by your habits - choose well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep,
so a life well spent brings happy death.
- Leonardo da Vinci

If you want reality to be different than it is,
you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.
- Byron Katie

If you don't have any fight in you, you might as well be dead.
- Scott Caan

Never hurry.
Take plenty of exercise.
Always be cheerful.
Take all the sleep you need.
You may expect to be well.
- James Freeman Clarke

Resistance to the organized mass can be effected only
by the man who is as well organized
in his individuality as the mass itself.
- Carl Jung

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

I was losing interest in politics,
when the repeal of the Missouri Compromise aroused me again.
What I have done since then is pretty well known.
- Abraham Lincoln

Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing
diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as
well as increasing levels of exercise.
- Linford Christie

If the money we donate helps one child or can ease the pain of one parent,
those funds are well spent.
- Carl Karcher

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich,
for the hopes of the instructed
are better than the wealth of the ignorant.
- Epictetus

When the well's dry, we know the worth of water.
- Benjamin Franklin

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
- Henry Ward Beecher

It is better to have a fair intellect that is well
used than a powerful one that is idle.
- Bryant H. McGill

Well-timed silence is the most commanding expression.
- Mark Helprin

The only faith that wears well and holds its color
in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction
and set with the sharp mordant of experience.
- James Russell Lowell

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising
food as raising money to buy food.
- Frank Howard Clark

A well-spent day brings happy sleep.
- Leonardo da Vinci

It is better to travel well than to arrive.
- The Buddha

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
- Claudette Colbert

For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so,
a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
- Thomas Jefferson

Well done is better than well said.
- Benjamin Franklin

The home to everyone is to him his castle and fortress,
as well for his defence against injury and violence,
as for his repose.
- Edward Coke

Have the will to be well, to be happy, and to live in joy.
- Ernest Holmes

To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day.
- W. Somerset Maugham

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun.
When that happens I tell myself just to go out and
play as I did when I was a kid.
- Thomas J. Watson

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give
ourselves the gift of living well.
- Voltaire

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb.
Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
- Leon Spinks

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Dave Barry

What is once well done is done forever.
- Henry David Thoreau

The interests of a nation, when well understood,
will be found to coincide with their moral duties.
- Thomas Jefferson

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I
am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers.
- Imelda Marcos


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