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The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West

Life is a constant oscillation
between the sharp horns of dilemmas.
- H. L. Mencken

The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein


 

The difference between school and life?
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

Men and women belong to different species and communications
between them is still in its infancy.
- Bill Cosby

There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant


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Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband
a month before she marries him
and what she thinks of him a year afterward,
and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken

Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea
between the shores of your souls.
- Khalil Gibran

You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie

Today is the bridge between acceptance and faith.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite
smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol
before, after and if need be during all meals
and in the intervals between them.
- Winston Churchill

Every mind must make its choice
between truth and repose.
It cannot have both.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
- Khalil Gibran

Our relationships live in the space between us which is sacred.
- Martin Buber

Life is a balance between rest and movement.
- Osho

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

The pendulum of the mind alternates
between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong.
- Carl Jung

What is happiness except the simple harmony
between a man and the life he leads?
- Albert Camus

Suspended between earth and sky,
my humanity draws from both,
my tendrils reach for the energies of each.
Spirit and Ground - equal yet opposite,
the lightness and the solidarity,
the ephemeral and the substantial.
The substantial is no more and no less
than the ephemeral - merely different.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.
- E. Joseph Cossman

The difference between the impossible and the possible
lies in a persons determination.
- Tommy Lasorda

Love is the veil between lover and lover.
- Khalil Gibran

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
- Bruce Feirstein

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food
quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.
- Bryan Miller

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant
intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
- Sigmund Freud

Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict
between thinking and feeling.
- Carl Jung

Laughter is day, and sobriety is night;
a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both,
more bewitching than either.
- Henry Ward Beecher

As every divided kingdom falls,
so every mind divided between
many studies confounds and saps itself.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Sometimes new love comes between old friends.
Sometimes the best love was the one that was always there.
- Anonymous

I distinguish, between nationalism and patriotism.
- Michael Ignatieff

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne

If we open a quarrel between past and present,
we shall find that we have lost the future.
- Winston Churchill

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner:
that,
in the dinner, the sweets come last.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

The details are the very source of expression in architecture.
But we are caught in a vice between art and the bottom line.
- Arthur Erickson

One's own religion is after all
a matter between oneself
and one's Maker and no one else's.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Do more than is required.
What is the distance between someone who achieves their
goals consistently and those who spend their lives
and careers merely following? The extra mile.
- Gary Ryan Blair

Tradition is like a second-hand store.
It is best to sort carefully
between the treasures and the trash.
See everything with new eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
- the character Morpheus in the movie The Matrix

Do you know the difference between education and experience?
Education is when you read the fine print;
experience is what you get when you don't.
- Pete Seeger

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations.
There is more logic in humor than in anything else.
Because, you see, humor is truth.
- Victor Borge

Whenever you're in conflict with someone,
there is one factor that can make the difference
between damaging your relationship and deepening it.
That factor is attitude.
- William James

I don't paint things.
I only paint the difference between things.
- Henri Matisse

The rate of interest acts as a link between income-value and capital-value.
- Irving Fisher

Lovers embrace that which is between them
rather than each other.
- Khalil Gibran

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans
is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt,
too.
- Oscar Levant

A friend or co-worker shares a political,
religious, economic, or social opinion
that is opposite to yours -
does that drive a wedge between your hearts?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Music is the silence between the notes.
- Claude Debussy

The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.
- Vince Lombardi

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
- Steve Jobs

In matters of truth and justice,
there is no difference between large and small problems,
for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.
- Albert Einstein

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul
and tools that were limiting.
In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone.
- Jaron Lanier

There's always a period of curious fear between the
first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down.
- Don DeLillo

Music fills the infinite between two souls.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between
his inner vision and its ultimate expression.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

There's a world of difference between truth and facts.
Facts can obscure truth.
- Maya Angelou

What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman
in the midst of this world,
where each person is clinging to his piece of debris?
What's the proper salutation between people
as they pass each other in this flood?
- The Buddha

Birth and death; we all move between these two unknowns.
- Bryant H. McGill

The glue that holds all relationships together -
including the relationship between; the leader and the led
is trust, and trust is based on integrity.
- Brian Tracy

There's a big difference between a handout and a helping hand.
One's charity, the other's friendship.
- Little Joe' Cartwright in Bonanza - Rain from Heaven

The difference between work and play lies 100%
in the attitude of the participant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers

The difference between men friends and women friends
is that men tend to do things together,
women tend to just be together.
- Art Jahnke

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
- Arnold J. Toynbee

Joy increases and suffering decreases
as one masters the distinction between events
and one's feelings about those events.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are asking the nations of Europe
between whom rivers of blood have flowed
to forget the feuds of a thousand years.
- Winston Churchill


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