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May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous


 

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
- Abraham Lincoln

After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her,
and after half an hour
I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
- the movie Take the Money and Run (1969)

All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house
with the conscious design of doing me good,
I should run for my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.
I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends
and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that.
That's what's insane about it.
- John Lennon

Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
he fearful are caught as often as the bold.
- Helen Keller

Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval -
a thing which, to the general run of the human race,
is more dreaded than wolves and death.
- Mark Twain

He is a man of courage who does not run away,
but remains at his post and fights against the enemy.
- Socrates

If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up.
Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
- Michael Jordan

Oh yes, the past can hurt.
But, you can either run from it or, learn from it.
- the movie The Lion King

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

Most children threaten at times to run away from home.
This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
- Phyllis Diller

May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

Most people never run far enough on their first wind
to find out they've got a second.
- William James

All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away.
- Joan Chen

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
- Twyla Tharp

In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves.
The process never ends until we die.
And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I have been through various fitness regimes.
I used to run about five miles a day and I did aerobics for a while.
- Sting

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.
- Joe Garagiola

Run a home like you would a small business and treat
it with the same seriousness.
- Anthea Turner

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas,
purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.
- Marcelene Cox

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically,
by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
- Gore Vidal

If nominated, I will not run; if elected,
I will not serve.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me
want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman

My mother thinks I could have even run a larger company.
- Christie Hefner

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used
exclusively for the benefit of the people,
to whom they belong.
- Fidel Castro

In the long run, men hit only what they aim at.
Therefore, they had better aim at something high.
- Henry David Thoreau

The cost of a thing is the amount
of what I will call life
which is required to be exchanged for it,
immediately or in the long run.
- Henry David Thoreau

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier
weapon than the machine-gun.
- George Orwell

From the solemn gloom of the temple
children run out to sit in the dust,
God watches them play and forgets the priest.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising,
and I smoke.
But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog.
That's all.
- Eva Green

Be avid.
Create apart from perfection.
Risk failure.
Cover your words with sweat.
Run a little
Touch excruciatingly.
Laugh until you cry.
Dance with your eyes closed.
Care.
Understand you die a little in every moment.
Be Enlivened
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down
on the tracks of history
to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
- Denis Diderot

I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week.
I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great.
I can run a marathon, you know.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things...
I play with leaves.
I skip down the street and run against the wind.
- Leo Buscaglia

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift,
run, diet and work.
- Hank Stram

God made me fast.
And when I run, I feel His pleasure.
- Eric Liddell

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball,
most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
- Charles Barkley

Either you run the day or the day runs you.
- Jim Rohn

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy,
Oscar.
- Daniela Pestova

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise,
just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine
it run by a board of gods.
- H. L. Mencken

Security is mostly a superstition.
It does not exist in nature,
nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.
Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
- Helen Keller

A runner must run with dreams in his heart,
not money in his pocket.
- Emil Zatopek

Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb
but how well you bounce.
- Vivian Komori

Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run.
The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.
- Barbara Kingsolver

In youth we run into difficulties.
In old age difficulties run into us.
- Beverly Sills

Like most people I can be lazy, so it's nice to have
a goal or deadline or reason to work out.
I feel better when I get to exercise,
or when I'm outdoors.
I like to hike, swim and run, and I love to play soccer.
- Viggo Mortensen

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks.
I've had them; everybody has had them.
But obstacles don't have to stop you.
If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up.
Figure out how to climb it, go through it,
or work around it.
- Michael Jordan

I like to believe that people in the long run
are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
Indeed, I think that people want peace so much
that one of these days, governments had better
get out of the way and let them have it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

What I was proud of was that I used very few parts
to build a computer that could actually speak words
on a screen and type words on a keyboard and run a
programming language that could play games.
And I did all this myself.
- Steve Wozniak

Only good comes from being honest and true.
Only harm and suffering cone from falsehood.
It doesn't always feel as if good comes from truth and honesty,
but, in the long run, it does.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One ought never to turn one's back
on a threatened danger and try to run away from it.
If you do that, you will double the danger.
But if you meet it promptly and without flinching,
you will reduce the danger by half.
Never run away from anything. Never!
- Winston Churchill

When I was young, I was too slow.
I thought I must learn to run fast by practicing to run fast,
so I ran 100 meters fast 20 times.
Then I came back, slow, slow, slow.
- Emil Zatopek

In television, women can really run anything.
It can be a comedy, it can be a drama,
it can be genre, it can be anything.
But in films, women are still getting to the top.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

I think he intends to run for president...
I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters.
- Pat Toomey

We measure our days out in steps of uncertainty not
turning to see how far we've come.
And peer down the highway from here to eternity and
reach out for love on the run.
- Al Stewart

If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives,
you can only win.
- Shelley Long

I like all these little animals that run and eat and hide all the time.
I like their faces, They seem to be scared and curious at the same time.
- Catherine Deneuve

If the right people do the right things,
we can walk, we can have a future.
But if people don't put time into it to make it run in a right way,
I don't think your team will work.
- Tim Hardaway

The key to winning baseball games is pitching,
fundamentals, and three run homers.
- Earl Weaver

Now, al Qaeda's on the run.
Afghanistan is no longer a base of operations.
The Afghan government is a friendly government that
is trying to bring democracy to its people.
- Condoleezza Rice

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world,
is run by evil morons.
- Rudy Rucker

The whole wood seemed running now, running hard,
hunting, chasing, closing in round something or -
somebody? In panic,
he began to run too, aimlessly, he knew not whither.
- Kenneth Grahame

Flavor Five is a book with recipes using five ingredients
to possibly be cooked in just five minutes.
It will be very user-friendly for the home cook on the run.
- Rocco DiSpirito


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