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Funny Knot Quotes
Funny Quotes about Knot

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When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot in it and hang on.
- Thomas Jefferson

Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the
poet spends his life patiently trying to untie.
- Jean Cocteau

When you get to the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt


 

Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political
knot that would not yield to the tongue.
- Ambrose Bierce

We might knit that knot with our tongues that we shall
never undo with our teeth.
- John Lyly

Knots Landing is the best thing that ever happened to me.
- Ted Shackelford


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It worked well because Don Murray didn't want to be on Knots anymore.
- William Devane

Everything I have in life comes from Knots Landing.
- Ted Shackelford

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we
tie ourselves into knots of boredom.
- Walter Annenberg

When I saw The Player, I came out with knots in my
stomach because it was so true to my experience.
- Douglas Wood

Knots was about the relationships that were built over many years.
- Joan Van Ark

One of the things I was so glad that happened to me
on Knots was that I learned to relax.
- Ted Shackelford

A show like Knots or any other show that can be called
a soap opera does terribly in syndication because if
you're a viewer and you miss a week you don't know what's going on.
- William Devane

You know, when they called me about the role,
I thought Knots Landing was a show about a houseboat with Andy Griffith!
- Donna Mills

We learn the rope of life by untying its knots.
- Jean Toomer

You only have a few years to play this game and you
can't play it if you're all tied up in knots.
- Willie Stargell

We had at our disposal the first operational jet,
which superseded by at least 150 knots the fastest
American and English fighters.
This was a unique situation.
- Adolf Galland

If you look closely at a tree you'll notice it's knots and dead branches,
just like our bodies.
What we learn is that beauty and imperfection go together wonderfully.
- Matthew Fox

If my impressions are correct, our educational planing
mill cuts down all the knots of genius,
and reduces the best of the men who go through it to much the same standard.
- Simon Newcomb

A lot of student directors used to pick other students
to be in their graduate films,
so.
I ended up doing a couple of them just for fun.
Eventually, I got an agent through a friend and I did some commercials;
then I got Knots Landing.
- Brian Austin Green

I had been doing plays in New York and on a whim we
packed up and moved West,
I started doing commercials and plays and guest star
spots on TV and one thing led to another and I got Knots Landing.
- Joan Van Ark

It was an instinct to put the world in order that powered
her mending split infinitives and snipping off dangling participles,
smoothing away the knots and bumps until the prose
before her took on a sheen,
like perfect caramel.
- David Leavitt

Don Knotts was a really big influence,
especially on the Steve Allen show.
I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
- Tim Conway

One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.
- Martin Short

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing.
- Don Knotts

Well, they put me in a booth and then did some nice
things to the speaker to make it come out sounding ok.
- Don Knotts

Mainly, I thought of Barney as a kid.
You can always look into the faces of kids and see what they're thinking,
if they're happy or sad.
That's what I tried to do with Barney.
- Don Knotts

I felt like a loser.
I was unhappy as a child most of the time.
We were terribly poor and I hated my size.
- Don Knotts

I don't think actors get good training today.
I put my training to use in everything I do.
- Don Knotts

I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
- Don Knotts

We began to do little things, have little scenes where
we just talked about things that had nothing to do with the plot.
In fact, in the beginning, they didn't want us to do that.
But as time went on, you see that in so many shows.
I think we were the first to do that.
- Don Knotts

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast,
to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.
- William Congreve

This tragic brow, these closed eyes,
eyebrows raised and knotted.
- Frederick Leboyer

You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
- Village People

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music
played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- George Carlin

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

All good music resembles something.
Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the
objects and feelings which motivated it.
- Jean Cocteau

Music is something that always lifts my spirits and makes me happy,
and when I make music I always hope it will have the
same effect on whoever listens to it.
- Aaron Carter

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing
the inexpressible is music.
- Aldous Huxley

Music's staying power is a function of how timeless the lyrics,
song and production are.
- Gary Wright

When words leave off, music begins.
- Heinrich Heine

Who hears music feels his solitude peopled at once.
- Robert Browning

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture.
The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
- Frank Zappa

Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you,
following you right on up until you die.
- Paul Simon

Music is the fourth great material want,
first food, then clothes, then shelter,
then music.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
- Billy Wilder

Any good music must be an innovation.
- Les Baxter

Music is a moral law.
It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,
flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.
- Plato

My music, my songs are 100 percent inspired by girl power.
- Paulina Rubio

Music is my religion.
- Jimi Hendrix

Music happens to be an art form that transcends language.
- Herbie Hancock

Nothing separates the generations more than music.
By the time a child is eight or nine,
he has developed a passion for his own music that is
even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
- Bill Cosby

Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.
- Jean Paul

Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for
the education of its virtue.
- Plato

My music had roots which I'd dug up from my own childhood,
musical roots buried in the darkest soil.
- Ray Charles

If a composer could say what he had to say in words
he would not bother trying to say it in music.
- Gustav Mahler

If you want to make beautiful music,
you must play the black and the white notes together.
- Richard M. Nixon

Music doesn't lie.
If there is something to be changed in this world,
then it can only happen through music.
- Jimi Hendrix

There's nothing like music to relieve the soul and uplift it.
- Mickey Hart

Music is the shorthand of emotion.
- Leo Tolstoy

But when you get music and words together,
that can be a very powerful thing.
- Bryan Ferry

Everywhere in the world, music enhances a hall,
with one exception: Carnegie Hall enhances the music.
- Isaac Stern

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated,
totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
- Aimee Mann

Music is the best means we have of digesting time.
- W. H. Auden

The iPod completely changed the way people approach music.
- Karl Lagerfeld

I think music in itself is healing.
It's an explosive expression of humanity.
It's something we are all touched by.
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
- Billy Joel

I don't know anything about music.
In my line you don't have to.
- Elvis Presley

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
- Kin Hubbard

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.
- Ludwig van Beethoven


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