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Funny Hang Quotes
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I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

We must all hang together,
or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin

Any old place I can hang my hat is home sweet home to me.
- William Jerome


 

We must, indeed, all hang together or,
most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone.
To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story.
When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
- Adam Sandler

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot in it and hang on.
- Thomas Jefferson


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Great talents are the most lovely
and often the most dangerous
fruits on the tree of humanity.
They hang upon the most slender twigs
that are easily snapped off.
- Carl Jung

I think I've discovered the secret of life -
you just hang around until you get used to it.
- Charles M. Schulz

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

I wish people could get over the hang-up of subtitles,
although at the same time, you know,
that's kind of why I'm kind of pro dubbing.
- Jodie Foster

There's people that figure if they hang out with you,
all of a sudden they're going to be successes.
I've had two or three stalkers in my life.
- Dustin Diamond

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the
tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to
be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.
- Matt LeBlanc

I'm very happy at home.
I love to just hang out with my daughter,
I love to work in my garden.
I'm not a gaping hole of need.
- Uma Thurman

I'll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women,
and I'll always be a feminist.
- Courtney Love

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull:
How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how
do you get rid of someone who won't go?
- Danny DeVito

I like girls who don't mind that I hang out with my friends.
- Michael Rosenbaum

You know, if you hang around this earth long enough
you really see how things come full circle.
- Patti Davis

The Royal Festival Hall in London is nice;
people hang out there.
I think this inviting, non-exclusive character is very important.
- Esa-Pekka Salonen

I like to hang out with my friends.
I love music.
I like to go to the movies.
I like to eat.
I like to cook.
- Joan Jett

Everywhere you hang your hat is home.
Home is the bright cave under the hat.
- Lance Morrow

I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy,
too.
I want to be the guy that all the girls love and all
the guys want to hang out with.
- Kenny Chesney

Franz Kline, who became known for his black and white paintings,
did a whole series of gorgeous landscapes and wonderful
portraits that may still hang in Greenwich Village.
- David Amram

When the generation after me started getting on the cut,
a lot of them would call me over to hang out or go
jam and scratch and they were always separate from each other.
- Eric San

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
- Joe Rogan

We could hang around for ten years and nobody would
care enough to identify us.
Therein lies the horror.
- Eddie Campbell

Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised
between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death.
- Alexander Chase

If we do not hang together, we shall surely hang separately.
- Thomas Paine

When you get to the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends,
don't go looking for someone.
When it's right, they'll come to you.
- Carmen Electra

Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time;
it's ten to one if they hang long together.
- Douglas William Jerrold

They played Boston.
They played at the Boston Tea Party and through an
amazing chain of events I got to hang out with them
backstage even though I was underage.
- Jonathan Richman

And I like the idea of change.
Because I don't see why we should hang a painting on
the wall and then just not think of it anymore because
it's there like a piece of furniture.
- Minoru Yamasaki

Anything large enough for a wish to light upon,
is large enough to hang a prayer upon.
- George MacDonald

Mostly it would be those who rode in a particular even
would hang out with those who rode in the same event.
- Chris LeDoux

I do like to hang out in the corner and keep my eye on the party,
or be outside in a smaller group.
- Sara Gilbert

A hero is one who knows how to hang on one minute longer.
- Novalis

All human things Of dearest value hang on slender strings.
- Edmund Waller

And then after a while he got me a job at the video store next door.
I used to lock up the store and go next door and hang
out all the time and watch movies and stuff.
- Jason Mewes

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year
because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and
have to take them down the next day.
- Rob Corddry

It was the character of the Packers,
man.
We played for sixty minutes.
We let it all hang out.
There was no tomorrow for us.
We got the adrenaline flowing, and we just let it go,
man.
- Ray Nitschke

Such Roots as are soft, your best way is to dry in the Sun,
or else hang them up in the Chimney corner upon a string;
as for such as are hard you may dry them any where.
- Nicholas Culpeper

I thought I'd do something nice for the band...
I'll hang myself.
- Jason Newsted

I get to pretend I'm flying into space,
and hang out with my friends.
That's what I do for a living.
- Jeri Ryan

I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot.
He was such a nice man.
I really liked his wife Gala, too.
People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me.
- Jerry Hall

If you can't play the blues...
you might as well hang it up.
- Dexter Gordon

I don't need to hang out in a posse and try to act cool.
- Jeremy London

I'm too shy, really to be able to hang out with my heroes for too long.
- Michelle Shocked

Easier to climb up, than to just hang on.
- Ronald Harwood

Knowing what I know of love, I hang back because I
don't like to lie to myself.
- Anne Parillaud

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop

Give him enough rope and he will hang himself.
- Charlotte Bronte

You gotta know when it's time to hang up.
But when I finally go, let me go out on stage,
my perfect ending.
Don't let me go when I'm sick or asleep.
Let me be in motion.
- Bobby Womack

It's long been a cliche in Washington that if you hang
a lamb chop in your window,
guests will come.
- Suzanne Fields

Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men,
and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.
- Cardinal Richelieu

Hang me if I'm guilty.
- Salman Khan

Chemists employed by the police can do remarkable things with blood.
They can weave it into a rope to hang a man.
- Margery Allingham

What you don't want to do is to hang on to the aging
superstar past his prime and take resources away you
can otherwise use to build a better overall team.
- Tom Hicks

Upon the clothes behind the tenement,
That hang like ghosts suspended from the lines,
Linking each flat, but to each indifferent,
Incongruous and strange the moonlight shines.
- Claude McKay

I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind.
- Eric Hoffer

Lou and I met while we were in high school in our senior year.
We were in many of the same classes together and quite
a few times we went over to his house to hang out.
- Phil Harris

I have the life of Riley.
I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon,
pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids,
and work for a couple of hours.
- Sheena Easton

The pressure of survival in the big city will make
you lose sight of your dream...
Hang in there.
- James De La Vega

People let their own hang-ups become the obstacles
between them and personal happiness.
- Lucinda Williams

If you find someone you love in your life,
then hang on to that love.
- Princess Diana

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually.
I walk my dog.
I go grocery shopping.
I hang out with friends.
I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is,
on my off time.
- James Iha

I'm in show business...
I want to hang out with Janet Jackson,
not Jesse Jackson.
- Chris Rock

If people take an interest in you and they think there's half a chance,
they might hang on.
It's dreadful.
- Daniel Day-Lewis

I've cut down on a lot of stuff this summer,
just so I can hang out and be a normal kid for a while.
- Ryan Sheckler

Sell the public flowers...
things that they can hang on their walls without being uptight.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

The cast gets along pretty well, it's a good work environment.
I hang out a lot with Brett Claywell,
he plays Tim Smith on the show.
We play plenty of basketball.
- James Lafferty


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