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Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor
We must, indeed, all hang together or,
most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
We must all hang together,
or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Great talents are the most lovely
and often the most dangerous
fruits on the tree of humanity.
They hang upon the most slender twigs
that are easily snapped off.
- Carl Jung
"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?"
Jesus replied:
"'Love the Lord your God with all your heart
and with all your soul and with all your mind.'
This is the first and greatest commandment.
And the second is like it:
'Love your neighbor as yourself.'
All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."
- Matthew 22:36-40
Home is our sanctuary, where we:
relax into being ourselves,
play with our inner child,
paint the walls green and pink,
dig in the dirt,
grow something,
love somebody else,
love ourselves even more,
snuggle with a warm blanket on a Sunday afternoon,
hang "go away" on the door whenever we want,
clean and tidy often... or never,
launch from and return to,
are truly ourselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Success seems to be largely a matter
of hanging on after others have let go.
- William Feather
However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous
Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler
Success consists of going from failure to failure
without loss of enthusiasm.
- Winston Churchill
(also quoted as: "Courage is going from failure to failure
without losing enthusiasm."
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy
The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson
Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford
If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)
Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus
"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki
Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you
shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller
Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous
There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell
Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus
The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill
The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous
If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford
A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson
The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins
Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden
Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot
I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby
The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli
One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins
If one advances confidently
in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with success
unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau
Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper
A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan
A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain
Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather
The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi
Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo
If you love what you are doing, you ARE a success.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison
The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli
The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The man who has won millions at the cost of his conscience is a failure.
- B. C. Forbes
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion.
You must set yourself on fire.
- Reggie Leach
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman,
before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
- John Quincy Adams
Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver
Failure is only the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.
- Henry Ford
It is no use saying, "We are doing our best."
You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
- Winston Churchill
Once we doubt ourselves, success slips beyond our grasp.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
- James Joyce
The majority of men meet with failure
because of their lack of persistence
in creating new plans to take
the place of those which fail.
- Napoleon Hill
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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