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Funny Good Day Quotes
Funny Quotes about Good Day

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Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Relax. Take a day off.
Go for a long silent walk in the woods.
The world will still be there tomorrow -
as good and as bad as ever.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I could talk food all day.
I love good food.
- Tom Brady

Cagey trial lawyers have figured out there's a pretty
good likelihood their case -
no matter what its merit -
will literally get its day in court because of favorable judges.
- Dennis Hastert


 

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist
to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast.
It keeps him young.
- Konrad Lorenz

Why live?
Adding one to my count of days, or postponing
a feared death by another day do not inspire me.
I live to experience something new each day -
to learn something new, meet a new friend,
bring joy into someone's life,
feel the wind newly on my skin,
touch a new fear, a new anger,
and with focused intent and good fortune,
find an ample measure of my own joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Start living now.
Stop saving the good china
for that special occasion.
Stop withholding your love
until that special person materializes.
Every day you are alive is a special occasion.
Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
- Mary Manin Morrissey


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It is always a good day to be grateful for all of life -
grateful for large blessings and small.
Especially to be grateful for the symbolic blessings -
the rainbows and butterflies that come into our lives
when we least expect and most need them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every day is a good day to make a resolution
for beginning a new way of living,
but the New Year's Day holiday provides a good focus
for reviewing our lives and resolving
to live each day with conscious attention.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I live to experience something new each day -
to learn something new,
meet a new friend,
bring joy into someone's life,
feel the wind newly on my skin,
touch a new fear, a new anger,
and with focused intent and good fortune,
find an ample measure of my own joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The good news is that you aren't
as important as you thought you were.
Relax. The weight of the world
is not on your shoulders.
Take a day off.
Go for a long silent walk in the woods.
The world will still be there tomorrow -
as good and as bad as ever.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Tonight, late, when I'm still not done with the day
but must comply with sleep,
I can whisper, "There was done a little good today.
Today I changed myself and the world, just a little.
And yes, I loved." Most days, that is enough.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I like strong girls, as long as they don't get snappish.
And furthermore I think it important that you are good
buddies and she does not get angry when you don't have your day.
- Jonathan Brandis

The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day,
and of doing good once in a year.
- Voltaire

I will work with a director who has good material because at the end of the day,
that's what counts.
- Javier Bardem

I'm one of those fortunate actors who gets to work pretty much every day.
I've had a run of good fortune and work with some terrific
people who have hired me.
- Rob Paulsen

Our criteria for good data feeds are that they need
to be dynamic enough to be interesting,
something that users want to attune to throughout the day,
etc.
- David Rose

Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic
and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion.
- James Carville

No good poem, however confessional it may be,
is just a self-expression.
Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?
- C. Day Lewis

A good thing is I've been playing tennis I think every
day for the last two months.
I really haven't had a day off.
I've been doing things that I did used to do.
- Stefan Edberg

I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day.
And if you are not, just know that in every new minute
that passes you have an opportunity to change that.
- Gillian Anderson

Her face betokened all things dear and good,
The light of somewhat yet to come was there Asleep,
and waiting for the opening day, When childish thoughts,
like flowers would drift away.
- Jean Ingelow

Yes, you who called us godless, we found our faith in Adolf Hitler,
and through him found God once again.
That is the greatness of our day, that is our good fortune!
- Robert Ley

Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from,
but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders,
saying to myself, 'It's going to be a good day!'.
- Lindsay Lohan

Every day, nay every moment, try to do some good deed.
- Abu Bakr

Some fine day, Democrats may figure out how to get
on the right side of the value divide -
how to define America as a place of the common good
and not a playground of the strong.
- Todd Gitlin

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when
they have to kill a family member because they are the devil.
But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
- Emo Philips

The Navy has changed a great deal.
Not that the officers of my day were bad,
because I served under a lot of good officers,
believe me.
But there were a few bad ones, too.
- Ernest Borgnine

If you don't think every day is a good day,
just try missing one.
- Cavett Robert

Rock and menopause do not mix.
It is not good, it sucks and every day I fight it to the death,
or, at the very least, not let it take me over.
- Stevie Nicks

At first, I spend about four hours a day writing.
Toward the end of a book, I spend up to 16 hours a day on it,
because all I want to do is make it good and get it done.
- Tracy Kidder

Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good.
- Ovid

I got good notice from that show, and on the last day of filming Townies,
Twentieth Century Fox called wanting to meet with me
about a development deal.
- Jenna Elfman

On the day of the show, I sit down with someone that
speaks very good English and someone who speaks the
local language very well and work out what I'm going to say.
- Phil Collins

What you make up in your heads sticks if it's good,
falls out if it's bad.
If we still remember something a day after we made it up,
it might be worth building on.
- Benny Anderson

Events like this mean we can give something back to
the people that support us,
and hopefully everyone will have a great day and we
can put on a good show for them.
- Nelson Piquet

I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week.
Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free.
It's just good to be associated with that man.
He's a great guy.
- Patrick Warburton

I abhor averages.
I like the individual case.
A man may have six meals one day and none the next,
making an average of three meals per day,
but that is not a good way to live.
- Louis D. Brandeis

You have to be able to be a good loser.
You have to be okay knowing you're going to fail every
day in something without getting mad and upset.
- Dan O'Brien

One day of practice is like one day of clean living.
It doesn't do you any good.
- Abe Lemons

Nothing good bursts forth all at once.
The lightning may dart out of a black cloud;
but the day sends his bright heralds before him,
to prepare the world for his coming.
- Augustus Hare

You have to count on living every single day in a way
you believe will make you feel good about your life -
so that if it were over tomorrow,
you'd be content with yourself.
- Jane Seymour

My ideal day would be to get a good work out in,
listen to music, talk to my family and friends on the phone,
read and go to a good movie.
- Steve Nash

Ants are good citizens, they place group interests first.
- Clarence Day

And I'm a slow writer: five, six hundred words is a good day.
That's the reason it took me 20 years to write those
million and a half words of the Civil War.
- Shelby Foote

Life repeats itself mindlessly -
unless you become mindful, it will go on repeating like a wheel.
That's why Buddhists call it the wheel of life and death,
the wheel of time.
It moves like a wheel: birth is followed by death,
death is followed by birth;
love is followed by hate, hate is followed by love;
success is followed by failure,
failure is followed by success. Just see!
If you can watch just for a few days,
you will see a pattern emerging, a wheel pattern.
One day, a fine morning, you are feeling so good and so happy,
and another day you are so dull,
so dead that you start thinking of committing suicide.
And just the other day you were so full of life,
so blissful that you were feeling thankful to God,
that you were in a mood of deep gratefulness,
and today there is great complaint
and you don't see the point why one should go on living...
And it goes on and on, but you don't see the pattern.
Once you see the pattern, you can get out of it.
- Osho

I coined a word the other day, but I forgot what it was.
It was a good one, it came to me in a dream.
- Michael Nesmith

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett

I look back on my life like a good day's work,
it was done and I am satisfied with it.
- Grandma Moses

Every day is a good day to be alive,
whether the sun's shining or not.
- Marty Robbins

The only thing that could spoil a day was people.
People were always the limiters of happiness except
for the very few that were as good as spring itself.
- Ernest Hemingway

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does,
loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases
him like a prostitute in the night.
- Chanakya

Dick Cheney said he was running again.
He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.'
Yeah,
that's always the sign of a man in good health,
isn't it?
- David Letterman

Right from day one, you know when you've written a good song.
- Joan Armatrading

I intend to fight and I want to win.
But my priorities are basically to be a good Brother and a strong one,
and to try to be a good father one day.
- Mike Tyson

To this day, I don't like people walking on stage not looking good.
You have to look good.
If you feel special about yourself then you're going to play special.
- Benny Goodman

And at the end of the day, if the movie's no good,
I'll live to fight another day.
- Scott Caan

Thanksgiving, man.
Not a good day to be my pants.
- Kevin James

I saw a very good Hollywood film the other day.
It was about Cole Porter.
- Julie Harris

We pay a price when we deprive children of the exposure to the values,
principles, and education they need to make them good citizens.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

I do wash my hands in innocency, before God and the face of you,
good Christian people this day.
- Jane Grey

So you get two good hours on the field about every day,
you get about an hour and a half in the meeting room
and that's pretty much all you need to thoroughly coach your team.
- Steve Spurrier

Some days I'm lucky to squeeze out a page of copy that pleases me,
but I get as many as six or seven pages on a very good day;
the average is probably three pages.
- Dean Koontz

If your parents didn't have any children,
there's a good chance that you won't have any.
- Clarence Day

Miserable is a good thing, though.
If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
- Jake Roberts

I'm a girl from a good family who was very well brought up.
One day I turned my back on it all and became a bohemian.
- Brigitte Bardot

I would love to direct some day.
It's a good job for a control freak.
- Joshua Leonard

I wouldn't mind starting to ride some more if I had
a really good horse to just work a little bit with every day.
- Robert Duvall

Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch
Life from the side lines.
For those who play the game, an hour may be a year,
a single day's work an achievement for eternity.
- Helen Hayes

It felt good doing a physical job, and going home each
evening feeling like I had really done a day's work.
- James D'arcy

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman:
Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- Emo Philips


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