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Funny Experience Quotes
Funny Quotes about Experience

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Choose to be as a young child -
fully awake, eager for the next experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson [also attributed to Oscar Wilde]

What this country needs is a credit card for
charging things to experience.
- Tom Wilson

I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- the movie Thelma & Louise


Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- Milton Berle

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
- Oscar Wilde

Experience keeps a dear school,
but fools will learn in no other.
- Benjamin Franklin

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It has been my experience that folks who
have no vices, have very few virtues.
- Abraham Lincoln

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
- Dan Stanford

Everything is discursive opinion instead of direct experience.
- A. R. Ammons

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and
nothing so hard to apply.
- Josh Billings

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
- Don Marquis

Experience is a great teacher.
- John Legend

You cannot create experience.
You must undergo it.
- Albert Camus

The sky is the limit.
You never have the same experience twice.
- Frank McCourt

Judgment comes from experience - and experience comes from bad judgment.
- Walter Wriston

Not the fruit of experience, but experience itself,
is the end.
- Walter Pater

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability
to learn from the experience of others,
are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams

Do you know the difference between education and experience?
Education is when you read the fine print;
experience is what you get when you don't.
- Pete Seeger

Experience is a good school.
But the fees are high.
- Heinrich Heine

Fully experience THIS moment -
breathe in, breathe out - nothing more.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Good judgment comes from experience,
and often experience comes from bad judgment.
- Rita Mae Brown

Information's pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience.
- Clarence Day

Every moment is an experience.
- Jake Roberts

There's a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked.
It's impossible to be mature without having lived.
- Amy Grant

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot
be realized until personal experience has brought it home.
- John Stuart Mill

Experience is the teacher of all things.
- Julius Caesar

Color is an intense experience on its own.
- Jim Hodges

All experience is an arch wherethrough gleams that
untravelled world whose margin fades for ever and for ever when I move.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Experience comprises illusions lost,
rather than wisdom gained.
- Joseph Roux

When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it.
- Albert Camus

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Skill is the unified force of experience,
intellect and passion in their operation.
- John Ruskin

Deep experience is never peaceful.
- Henry James

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.
- Fred Brooks

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Franklin P. Jones

Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise
in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
- Ambrose Bierce

Most of the images of reality on which we base our
actions are really based on vicarious experience.
- Albert Bandura

All experience is an arch, to build upon.
- Henry B. Adams

Conviction without experience makes for harshness.
- Flannery O'Connor

Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
- M. Scott Peck

The experience of God, or in any case the possibility of experiencing God,
is innate.
- Alice Walker

The value of experience is not in seeing much,
but in seeing wisely.
- William Osler

The main thing experience has taught me is that one
has to sort of hone their relationship to time,
you know.
- John Frusciante

Few people even scratch the surface,
much less exhaust the contemplation of their own experience.
- Randolph Bourne

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
- Auguste Rodin

Experience is the only prophecy of wise men.
- Alphonse de Lamartine

A woman's life can really be a succession of lives,
each revolving around some emotionally compelling situation or challenge,
and each marked off by some intense experience.
- Wallis Simpson

Bitter experience has taught us how fundamental our
values are and how great the mission they represent.
- Jan Peter Balkenende

Experience teaches only the teachable.
- Aldous Huxley

What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
- Isadora Duncan

Excellence is not a skill.
It is an attitude.
- Ralph Marston

I'm not a genius.
I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Forgiveness ... is the finishing of old business
that allows us to experience the present,
free of contamination from the past.
- Joan Borysenko

Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous

My path has not been determined.
I shall have more experiences and pass many more milestones.
- Agnetha Faltskog

Man learns through experience, and the spiritual path
is full of different kinds of experiences.
He will encounter many difficulties and obstacles,
and they are the very experiences he needs to encourage
and complete the cleansing process.
- Sai Baba

Good judgement comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgement.
- Jim Horning

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell

We are each responsible for all of our experiences.
- Louise L. Hay

My experiences have taught me a lot and I'm happy with my learnings,
if not with what I went through to learn.
- Ally Sheedy

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
- John W. Gardner

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning
the instrument as one goes on.
- Samuel Butler

All that I know I learned after I was thirty.
- Georges Clemenceau

Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside.
Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.
- Karl Kraus

I think we are a product of all our experiences.
- Sanford I. Weill

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed.
Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute
with love, grace, and gratitude.
- Denis Waitley

Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning,
to keep watch over my thoughts, because,
if a line of poetry strays into my memory,
my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
- A. E. Housman

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens
we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.
- Andre Gide

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something
he can learn in no other way.
- Mark Twain

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