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Funny Size Quotes
Funny Quotes about Size

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
- P. J. O'Rourke

I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Self-respect is not a function of size, age, or wealth.
Breathe deep, sing loud and sweet,
"I am me, I am unique, I am magnificent."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

If cats were double the size they are now,
they'd probably be illegal.
- Doug Coupland

The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki

What counts is not necessarily
the size of the dog in the fight -
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower quoting Mark Twain


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I'm having a bad day. I am not size six.
My legs are not skinny as sticks,
and dammit, someone's got to pay.
I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself
and that my happiness depends on someone else.
I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall.
You're so shallow.
- Jewel

In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate,
and one size fits all.
- William Randolph Hearst

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food
quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.
- Bryan Miller

If a small thing has the power to make you angry,
does that not indicate something about your size?
- Sydney J. Harris

Psychology is still trying to explain the perception
of the position of an object in space,
along with its shape, size, and so on,
and to understand the sensations of color.
- James J. Gibson

When the size of the group supporting your cause reaches a critical mass,
any legislator or elected official has to pay attention.
- Mark Shields

As a small country, both in size and population,
our future hinges on the quality of our people.
- Hassanal Bolkiah

By the way, Marilyn Monroe was a size 14.
- Issey Miyake

We will cut programs, we will try to rein in the size of the bureaucracy.
We will bring federal pay scales that have become so
exaggerated into line with market rates.
- Eric Cantor

Today's cinema is a global art form,
it is impossible to make movies for a market the size of France,
representing no more than 4% of the world's total.
- Jean-Jacques Annaud

The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas,
never returns to its original size.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise
relationship to the size of his paycheck.
- Adam Clayton

Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.
- Marlon Brando

We like the size of the company today given the environment
and have no plans to split it up and make it smaller.
- Robert Iger

The size of the halls doesn't matter to me too much.
- Doc Watson

There's a feeling that strength is determined by the size of a union.
That clearly is nonsense.
- Arthur Scargill

It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts,
but the size of the fight in the dog.
- Barry McGuigan

A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger,
else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet;
her happiness is to be made as cakes are,
by a fixed recipe.
- George Eliot

I'd always tried not to worry about the size of the
role or the size of the film.
- Kevin Bacon

The magnetic cleavage of the spectral lines is dependent
on the size of the charge of the electron,
or, more accurately, on the ratio between the mass
and the charge of the electron.
- Pieter Zeeman

To the biologist the problem of socialism appears largely as a problem of size.
- John B. S. Haldane

I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby,
she was all very compact and the right size.
- Anna Friel

Never comment on a woman's rear end.
Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end."
Never.
Avoid the area altogether.
Trust me.
- Tim Allen

Well...
Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown -
they had my size.
- Kevin McDonald

Years ago women of my size were considered royalty.
- Camryn Manheim

I am committed to strengthening our agricultural economy
by protecting the unique interests of small and medium
size family farms so that they can continue to operate.
- Sue Kelly

It's not the size of the dreamer, it's the size of the dream.
- Josh Ryan Evans

Headlines twice the size of the events.
- John Galsworthy

There was a lot more music than the size of the place would indicate.
- Bruce Cockburn

Change will not come from above, it will come from below,
from the small and medium size businesspeople.
They do dare to show their faces.
They applaud us and help us financially.
- Vicente Fox

The horror of the Twentieth Century was the size of each new event,
and the paucity of its reverberation.
- Norman Mailer

I overcame size with mechanics.
- Edwin Moses

Cameron and I actually do wear the same size.
It made it very easy for the wardrobe department.
- Toni Collette

When you're dead weight, in the right position,
you win.
And in reality, you wouldn't see someone my size kicking
seven martial arts experts and winning.
- Joan Severance

I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably
end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth.
- Peter Steele

We need a defense budget that's big enough to sustain
an increase in the size of the Army.
- James Talent

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size
of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.
- Chuck Tanner

Life is too short, and I'm Italian.
I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.
- Sophia Bush

There has always been quite a strong black and white
art tradition in Australia,
with quite a large contingent of cartoonists,
given the size of the population.
- Pat Oliphant

Each atom of the Holy Spirit is intelligent,
and like all other matter has solidity,
form, and size, and occupies space.
- Orson Pratt

The NRA was one of the items that we pointed to when
we added money to the labor,
health and Education appropriations bill by reducing the size of the tax cut.
- David Obey

It's kind of bittersweet.
The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act,
but by the size of the heart.
- Yakov Smirnoff

Before the discovery of agriculture mankind was everywhere so divided,
the size of each group being determined by the natural
fertility of its locality.
- Arthur Keith

First, we will focus on the privatization of small
and medium sized enterprises,
followed by the medium size industry and then we will
move on to the heavy industry.
- Ibrahim Rugova

I predict that many teams will go out of business and
the size of the leagues will be greatly reduced.
- Will McDonough

Before my tenure, people didn't seem to think that
citizens had a right to limit the size of their government.
- William Weld

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull.
He therefore approaches his task with full humility,
and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
- Edsger Dijkstra

Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses
possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man
at twice its natural size.
- Virginia Woolf

Size counts.
That's all.
- Gina Gershon

You can judge a leader by the size of the problem he tackles.
Other people can cope with the waves,
it's his job to watch the tide.
- Antony Jay

I really liked watching Bo Jackson run just because
of his size and his speed.
- Jamal Lewis

We are not yet at the point where our size,
our being the drama industry, is sufficient to support
full time professional crews,
and that is very very important.
- Ann Macbeth

Alchemy is the art of far and near, and I think poetry is alchemy in that way.
It's delightful to distort size, to see something that's
tiny as though it were vast.
- Robert Morgan

There is no bullet-proof vest in my size.
- Ariel Sharon

I like jazz, but I could never play it.
You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest,
wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.
- Dave Mustaine

A wisp of gossamer, about the size and substance of a spider's web.
- Monica Baldwin

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

The size of my head though is pretty abnormal.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman

We would sift through every inch of what it was that worked,
or if it didn't, and wonder what was effective in it,
in terms of paint, the subject matter,
the size, the drawing.
- Helen Frankenthaler

It wasn't until late high school and early college
that I gained enough size and skill to make me welcome
on intramural basketball teams.
- Paul D. Boyer

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion
of its size until I campaigned it.
- Ann Richards

I'm a normal teen-ager except for my size.
- Dana Hill

Size is not grandeur, and territory does not make a nation.
- Thomas Huxley

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,'
'round' and 'large.' I thought,
'Come on, we're fat.'
- Kirstie Alley


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