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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
by Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra


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It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- Yogi Berra

It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra


 

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

The moment a person forms a theory,
his imagination sees in every object
only the traits which favor that theory.
- Thomas Jefferson

He who loves practice without theory
is like the sailor who boards ship
without a rudder and compass
and never knows where he may cast.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I have this theory - that if we're told we're bad,
then that's the only ideal we'll ever have.
- Jewel

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that
his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H. L. Mencken

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

My theory has always been, that if we are to dream,
the flatteries of hope are as cheap, and pleasanter,
than the gloom of despair.
- Thomas Jefferson

There could be no fairer destiny for any physical theory
than that it should point the way to a more comprehensive theory
in which it lives on as a limiting case.
- Albert Einstein

I have just got a new theory of eternity.
- Albert Einstein

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
- Art Buchwald

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- George Carlin

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

I have no fear of the gallows ... They're going to shoot me.
- the movie Love and Death

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

The way to silence religious disputes is to take no notice of them.
- Thomas Jefferson

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

Some people are so heavenly minded
that they are no earthly good.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try, and try again.
Then give up.
There's no use being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields

Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as public opinion.
There is only published opinion.
- Winston Churchill

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It has been my experience that folks who
have no vices, have very few virtues.
- Abraham Lincoln

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

It is the things for which there is no evidence
that are believed with passion.
- Bertrand Russell

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure,
till you know there is no hook beneath it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
- Mark Twain

Science may have found a cure for most evils;
but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -
the apathy of human beings.
- Helen Keller

There is no use whatsoever trying to help
people who do not help themselves.
You cannot push anyone up a ladder
unless he is willing to climb himself.
- Andrew Carnegie

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;
he who loves no one has no woes.
- The Buddha

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero,
he no longer is.
- George Carlin

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

I begin with the principle that all men are bores.
Surely no one will prove himself
so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears,
for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
- Albert Einstein

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken


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