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Funny Else Quotes
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.
- the movie The Little Mermaid (1989)

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder


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Thinking is what most people resort to after all else fails.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else

The man who can smile when things go wrong
has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
- Robert Bloch


 

Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

The most difficult thing in the world
is to know how to do a thing
and to watch somebody else doing it wrong,
without comment.
- Theodore. H. White

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal
with the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
- The Buddha

Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty;
it is its own reward.
Everything else is in God's hands.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

So divinely is the world organized that every one of us,
in our place and time, is in balance with everything else.
- Adam Acone

If anyone is unhappy, remember that
his unhappiness is his own fault...
Nothing else is the cause of anxiety or loss of tranquility
except our own opinion.
- Epictetus

A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz

When you follow your bliss,
doors will open for you
that wouldn't have opened for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

Ethics is nothing else than reverence for life.
- Albert Schweitzer

Your time is limited,
so don't waste it living someone else's life.
- Steve Jobs

Forgiving is not a gift to someone else.
Forgiving is your gift to yourself -
a great gift - the gift of happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When all else fails, try thinking.
- Anonymous

We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous

Don't believe me,
don't believe yourself,
and don't believe anyone else.
- don Miguel Ruiz

You can never really live anyone else's life,
not even your child's.
The influence you exert is through your own life,
and what you've become yourself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Persistence prevails when all else fails.
- Anonymous

When you follow your bliss... doors will open
where you would not have thought there would be doors,
and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

Do what nobody else can do for you.
Omit to do anything else.
- Henry David Thoreau

The career of a sage is of two kinds:
He is either honored by all in the world,
Like a flower waving its head,
Or else he disappears into the silent forest.
- Lao Tzu

People that seem so glorious are all show;
underneath they are like everyone else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you really aren't trying to get anywhere else in this moment,
patience takes care of itself.
- Jon Kabat-Zinn

A man can fail many times,
but he isn't a failure until
he begins to blame somebody else.
- John Burroughs

I didn't want to marry anybody else in town.
I want my baby to look like you.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

All things appear and disappear
because of the concurrence of causes and conditions.
Nothing ever exists entirely alone;
everything is in relation to everything else.
- The Buddha

The best way to cheer yourself
is to try to cheer someone else up.
- Mark Twain

Some single mind must be master,
else there will be no agreement in anything.
- Abraham Lincoln

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing -
after they've tried everything else.
- Winston Churchill

The River of Life flows - and all else is our drama.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a man does his best, what else is there?
- George S. Patton

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
- Lee Iacocca

Above all else, my inspiration is friendship.
- Bono

I'm having a bad day. I am not size six.
My legs are not skinny as sticks,
and dammit, someone's got to pay.
I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself
and that my happiness depends on someone else.
I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall.
You're so shallow.
- Jewel

Today, walking the beach, I was reminded of the bounty
of the earth in the form of wild blackberries -
a free feast, with no one else bothering to partake.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Could you risk believing that everything
will unfold just fine if you completely let go
of all concern about everything else,
and simply are here, now - if only for a moment?
- Dmitri Bilgere

Don't take rejection personally.
Don't let someone else's bad day spoil your day.
As long as you never reject yourself, you'll be fine.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship with one's self is all important,
because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Faith is much better than belief.
Belief is when someone else does the thinking.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else,
and for everything you gain,
you lose something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is handsomer than the affectation of love.
Your goodness must have some edge to it, else it is none.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once you respect yourself, there is no longer
any reason to disrespect anyone else.
Once you are confident of your own worthiness,
the worthiness of others ceases to be an issue.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't let anyone else take the measure
of your worth and capabilities.
Always stand proud in who you are.
- Margaret Spellings

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin;
what else does a man need to be happy?
- Albert Einstein

There's a point... when you have to choose
whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life,
or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

One's own religion is after all
a matter between oneself
and one's Maker and no one else's.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Is freedom anything else than the right
to live as we wish? Nothing else.
- Epictetus

Every loving thought is true.
Everything else is an appeal for healing and help,
regardless of the form it takes.
- A Course In Miracles

There is just this moment.
We are not trying to improve or to get anywhere else.
- Jon Kabat-Zinn

Courage is not the absence of fear,
but rather the judgement that something else
is more important than fear.
- Ambrose Redmoon

To be yourself in a world that
is constantly trying to make you something else
is the greatest accomplishment.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
- Albert Einstein

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir

I am an optimist.
It does not seem too much use being anything else.
- Winston Churchill

Embrace your uniqueness.
Time is much too short to be
living someone else's life.
- Kobi Yamada

A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.
- George Savile

We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.
- Margaret Mead

How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

You are important. You are the star -
the only star - of your own life show.
Everyone else is a bit player in the great drama of your life.
Be of service to humanity, but never be anyone's doormat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What each must seek in his life never was on land or sea.
It is something out of his own unique potentiality for experience,
something that never has been and never could
have been experienced by anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell


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