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I'm not talking about lust.
A woman in lust wants chocolate.
A woman in love wants diamonds.
- the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Nothing is more cheerful than talking
about our friends' shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra


 

Recovery begins with embracing our pain
and taking the risk to share it with others.
We do this by joining a group
and talking about our pain.
- John Bradshaw

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.
- Plato


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Nothing I say can explain to you Divine Love
Yet all of creation cannot seem to stop talking about it.
- Rumi

I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family,
together, all of us laughing and talking,
loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.
- LaToya Jackson

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're
talking about real money.
- Everett Dirksen

Citizen Kane is perhaps the one American talking picture
that seems as fresh now as the day it opened.
It may seem even fresher.
- Pauline Kael

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry,
you are talking about every person on earth.
- Alex Haley

I'll let the racket do the talking.
- John McEnroe

The only think I like better than talking about Food is eating.
- John Walters

Campaign behavior for wives:
Always be on time.
Do as little talking as humanly possible.
Lean back in the parade car
so everybody can see the president.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The politicians were talking themselves red,
white and blue in the face.
- Clare Boothe Luce

Thirty was so strange for me.
I've really had to come to terms with the fact that
I am now a walking and talking adult.
- C. S. Lewis

I don't think we're going to save anything if we go
around talking about saving plants and animals only;
we've got to translate that into what's in it for us.
- Jim Fowler

In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue.
If we have enough friends, we may go on for years,
intending to leave, talking about leaving -
instead of actually getting up and leaving.
- Erica Jong

If you have never experienced the practice
of daily journaling, give it a try. I highly recommend it.
When I say "journaling," I am not referring to a diary
in which to record the events of your life,
I am talking about a place to record your feelings -
a friend with whom to share your troubles, fears, hopes, and dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The dialogue between client and architect is about
as intimate as any conversation you can have,
because when you're talking about building a house,
you're talking about dreams.
- Robert A. M. Stern

The next major explosion is going to be when genetics
and computers come together.
I'm talking about an organic computer -
about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.
- Alvin Toffler

When you read God's Word, you must
constantly be saying to yourself,
"It is talking to me, and about me."
- Soren Kierkegaard

If the present Congress errs in too much talking,
how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people
send one hundred and fifty lawyers,
whose trade it is to question everything,
yield nothing, and talk by the hour?
- Thomas Jefferson

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us,
is a very nice thing...
you are talking about the Internet,
you are talking about cell phones,
you are talking about computers.
This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world.
- Jimmy Carter

When Talking Heads started, we called ourselves Thinking Man's Dance Music.
- Tina Weymouth

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which
we never know what we are talking about,
nor whether what we are saying is true.
- Bertrand Russell

We probably spend more time talking about individual
players in our coaching sessions than anything else.
- Hayden Fry

Don't have sex man.
It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
- Steve Martin

Well, usually when you talk about a mandate,
you're talking about an overwhelming win.
I don't think by any measurement the 2004 election was an overwhelming win.
- Lincoln Chafee

The people who know nothing about music are the ones always talking about it.
- Nat King Cole

Leary can get a part of my mind that's kind of rusted shut grinding again,
just by being around him and talking.
- Ken Kesey

You're surfing with all this glamour,
and a lot of people are talking about Gwyneth,
JLo, and Cameron.
- Steven Cojocaru

I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to
pay my bills and save some money.
But it was very enlightening, by the way.
I'm talking about light from the gutter.
- Susan Powter

There is a difficult leap between talking about balancing
the budget and actually doing it.
- Kevin Brady

I love Bill Clinton.
I think we should make him king.
I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg -
everything.
- Tim McGraw

I've been in on the beginning, the rise,
peak, collapse and end of the talking picture.
- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

Many times I've gone on tours with Paul Anka.
He would have someone sitting behind him to keep people
from even talking to him.
You were almost in a little restricted area there.
- Ben E. King

I got well by talking.
Death could not get a word in edgewise,
grew discouraged, and traveled on.
- Louise Erdrich

All objects, all phases of culture are alive.
They have voices.
They speak of their history and interrelatedness.
And they are all talking at once!
- Camille Paglia

I never thought I'd be in a position where people would
be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
- Fiona Apple

You don't see artists sitting around a lot,
talking about ideology.
They find out what they believe, and what they're doing,
by doing it.
- Peter Coyote

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know
at least somebody's listening.
- Franklin P. Jones

Travelling is almost like talking with those of other centuries.
- Rene Descartes

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
- Arthur Miller

When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise.
- Lauren Bacall

Because I was extremely uncomfortable talking about
sex with him at all and particularly in such a graphic way,
I told him that I did not want to talk about these subjects.
- Anita Hill

Men don't even ask me out.
I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date,
and I'm talking years here.
I spend my life more and more alone.
- Anna Nicole Smith

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
- Joe Rogan

Being in therapy is great.
I spend an hour just talking about myself.
It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
- Caroline Rhea

I've seen it too many times in Hollywood.
Talking about a relationship in public can jinx it.
And if you have your picture taken together,
you might as well start packing your bags.
- Gina Gershon

Talking about a materialistic thing,
I get about 13 times more royalties from Europe than I do from America.
- Elliott Carter

I get bored talking about myself, but I can talk about the work.
- Glenn Close

Whenever a critic mentions the salary of an actor,
I'm thinking, He's not talking about the movie.
- Harold Ramis

I'm talking like 10, 12 years old.
Either junior brings Mom and Pop or Mom and Pop bring the kids.
I'm talking young here, not a college drinking crowd.
- George Thorogood

But I have been avoiding talking about what I'm doing
now because it's frustrating for people to hear about
things that aren't available yet.
- John Frusciante

I'm tired of the industry, tired of playing the whole game -
the dressing up,
the red carpet.
I hate talking about myself.
- Drea De Matteo

No, we're not looking at how to control criminals...
we're talking about banning the AK-47 and semi-automatic guns.
- Howard Metzenbaum

I really don't like talking about money.
All I can say is that the Good Lord must have wanted me to have it.
- Larry Bird

I was always talking about what I could and would do,
and you would always make rhymes about the competion
even though we werent thinking about competition.
- Kool Moe Dee

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war,
we're really talking about peace.
- George W. Bush

My attitude towards drawing is not necessarily about drawing.
It's about making the best kind of image I can make,
it's about talking as clearly as I can.
- Jim Dine

Stop talking.
Start walking.
- L. M. Heroux

Although there exist many thousand subjects for elegant conversation,
there are persons who cannot meet a cripple without talking about feet.
- Ernest Bramah

Over there, Kevin McHale, I feel like I'm talking to someone I know.
It's just a total different atmosphere.
- Latrell Sprewell

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even
when you know what you're talking about.
- Kin Hubbard

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society,
sucking up everything and giving nothing.
Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.
- Elsa Maxwell

In the space of three weeks, I met a fair bunch of
the guys who were just starting those little programmers' co-ops,
and everybody was talking about starting businesses.
- Esther Dyson

Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about nothing.
- Michelangelo Antonioni

When I'm talking to a large audience,
I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
- Red Barber

Fifty years ago people were talking about Sydney's sprawl,
but nobody does anything about it.
- Harry Seidler


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