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The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- Yogi Berra
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra
It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
The important thing is this: to be able, at any moment,
to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
- Charles Du Bos (1882-1939), from his book Approximations (1922)
(not Charles DuBois or Maharishi Mahesh Yogi)
The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson
The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II
The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln
Uh-oh. My past is throwing clods at my future again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step - large and small -
with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I Act with Bold Courage:
Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step -
large and small - with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is best when I wish neither to hurry the future nor to slow it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
We work with the people not out of pity
but out of respect for their potential for growth and development,
both as individuals and as communities.
- Jimmy Yen
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
- Oscar Wilde
Nothing is more important in our national life
than the welfare of our children.
- Harry S. Truman (when signing the National School Lunch Act in 1946)
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
"I" is a non-stop storyteller, spinning tales
of the past, the present and the future -
constantly editing, interpreting
and directing this inner movie.
- Josh Baran
We are now at a point where we must educate our children
in what no one knew yesterday,
and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet.
- Margaret Mead
We stand today on the edge of a new frontier ...
a frontier of unknown opportunities and perils -
a frontier of unfulfilled hopes and threats.
- John F. Kennedy
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker
If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely.
It is absolutely touch and go.
Each one of us could make the difference.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
CHOOSE your future, and take ACTION -
be the hammer, not the nail.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
We won't have a society if we destroy the environment.
- Margaret Mead
Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet.
We all breathe the same air.
We all cherish our children's future.
And we are all mortal.
- John F. Kennedy
Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The golden age is before us, not behind us.
- William Shakespeare
Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The girl of my dreams is my mother's shadow,
cast upon the distant movie screen of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous
Life is no brief candle to me.
It is a sort of splendid torch
which I have got a hold of for the moment,
and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible
before handing it on to future generations.
- George Bernard Shaw
I attain Inner Peace by Intending my future, and never Expecting it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Stop wishing and fearing the future
long enough to be fully present in TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Believe in yourself,
in your vision for your future
and in your ability to take a small step
each day toward achieving your vision.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Republicans are men of narrow vision,
who are afraid of the future.
- Jimmy Carter
How paramount the future is to the present
when one is surrounded by children.
- Charles Darwin
The distinction between the past, present and future
is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
- Albert Einstein
Dream with Powerful Vision:
I open my mind to Spirit,
and trust my intuition to deliver inspiring visions of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
- Malcolm X
I predict future happiness for Americans
if they can prevent the government
from wasting the labors of the people
under the pretense of taking care of them.
- Thomas Jefferson
The secret of health for both mind and body
is not to mourn for the past,
nor to worry about the future,
but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
- The Buddha
I open my mind to Spirit, and trust my intuition
to deliver inspiring visions of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life cannot be lived fully or joyfully if
our thoughts are focused on regretting the past,
preoccupied with anticipating the future,
or lost in the mind-fog of unconscious habitual behavior.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
For time and the world do not stand still.
Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or the present
are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy
Future generations are not going to ask us
what political party were you in.
They are going to ask what did you do about it,
when you knew the glaciers were melting.
- Martin Sheen
Let us honor all children,
and put ourselves into service
preparing a magnificent
earthly home for future generations.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Every thought we think is creating our future.
- Louise L. Hay
Forgiveness does not change the past,
but it does enlarge the future.
- Paul Boese
Training yourself to live in the present -
without regretting the past or fearing the future -
is a recipe for a happy life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There is a great future in front of you,
you can leave your past behind.
- Joel Osteen
I trust my intuition to deliver
powerful visions of my inspired future,
and I empower my intent to
transform those visions into reality.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Create your future from your future not your past.
- Werner Erhard
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down
on the tracks of history
to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
We take care of the future best by taking care of the present now.
- Jon Kabat-Zinn
The ultimate test of a man's conscience
may be his willingness to sacrifice something today
for future generations whose words of thanks will not be heard.
- Gaylord Nelson
There are all kinds of futures.
There is a hoped-for future,
there is a feared future,
there is a predictable future,
and there is an unimagined future.
- Werner Erhard
The lessons of the past provide the path to the future.
- Anonymous
Gain happiness by living in the present -
without regret for the past or fear of the future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Fill your heart with the creative power
to accept the past,
decorate the present
and transform the future.
- Osho
A friend is someone who understands my past,
believes in my future,
and accepts me just the way I am.
- Anonymous
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
- Thomas Jefferson
Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
- The Buddha
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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