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Funny Memory Quotes
Funny Quotes about Memory

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A life rooted deeply lives and grows in memory.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
- Albert Schweitzer

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what
you were worrying about one year ago today.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland


 

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations...
The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts.
They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
- Winston Churchill

A life, deeply rooted, lives and grows in memory.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb


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When we lose one we love,
our bitterest tears are called forth
by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.
- Albert Einstein

You can't go home again because home has ceased to exist
except in the mothballs of memory.
- John Steinbeck (Travels With Charley)

There'll always be working people in my poems because I grew up with them,
and I am a poet of memory.
- Philip Levine

Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche

Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream.
- Khalil Gibran

Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
- William Gibson

Home is one's birthplace, ratified by memory.
- Henry Anatole Grunwald

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
- Jean Baptiste Massieu

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
- Charles R. Swindoll

All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying
to get back to where it was.
- Toni Morrison

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory,
or even how much you know.
It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
- Anatole France

Memory is the mother of all wisdom.
- Aeschylus

There is a magic in the memory of schoolboy friendships;
it softens the heart,
and even affects the nervous system
of those who have no heart.
- Benjamin Disraeli

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
- Lewis Carroll

Science and technology revolutionize our lives,
but memory, tradition and myth frame our response.
- Arthur M. Schlesinger

The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

So long as the memory of certain
beloved friends lives in my heart,
I shall say that life is good.
- Helen Keller

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority
is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.
- Leonardo da Vinci

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
- Abraham Lincoln

People in cities may forget the soil for as long as a hundred years,
but Mother Nature's memory is long and she will not
let them forget indefinitely.
- Henry Cantwell Wallace

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which
occur more frequently in memory than in life.
- P. D. James

A friend knows the song in my heart
and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Donna Roberts

The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness;
and knows that yesterday is but today's memory
and tomorrow is today's dream.
- Khalil Gibran

Have a talk with your mind
(it really is something separate from yourself).
Lay down the law.
"My life begins TODAY.
I am like a newborn.
I have what I have today;
I have my fingers, my toes,
some people in my life,
some material and financial state.
Yesterday is only a dream -
perhaps a nightmare,
perhaps a cherished memory,
but only a dream - nothing more.
I will make all decisions and actions based solely
on what I have today as a starting point."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never make your home in a place.
Make a home for yourself inside your own head.
You'll find what you need to furnish it -
memory,
friends you can trust, love of learning,
and other such things.
That way it will go with you wherever you journey.
- Tad Williams

Release your burdens - your fears, regrets,
guilts, shames, embarrassments, angers.
One by one, pick up each memory or fear that troubles you,
hold it close, and release it to the Universe.
Release each incident from your past that still bothers you.
Release each fear - your fears about your health,
your family, your job, and every other fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Living in the present moment requires discretion toward memory.
Without memory we'd have amnesia. What good would there be in that?
Offer discretion and discernment for our past
with a broad spectrum of forgiveness.
As for our present moment, delight.
And dedication to remain fully present to all the possibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I have always been amazed at the way an ordinary observer
lends so much more credence and attaches so much more
importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams...
Man...
is above all the plaything of his memory.
- Andre Breton

Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning,
to keep watch over my thoughts, because,
if a line of poetry strays into my memory,
my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
- A. E. Housman

Memory is the personal journalism of the soul.
- Richard Schickel

I'm afraid that the United States is more isolated
today than at any other time in my memory.
- Brent Scowcroft

I think all writing is done through memory.
- Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Another one of the old poets, whose name has escaped my memory at present,
called Truth the daughter of Time.
- Aulus Gellius

A liar should have a good memory.
- Quintilian

Invention, strictly speaking, is little more than a
new combination of those images which have been previously
gathered and deposited in the memory;
nothing can come of nothing.
- Joshua Reynolds

There's a preoccupation with memory and the operation
of memory and a rather rapacious interest in history.
- Penelope Lively

A man's real possession is his memory.
In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.
- Alexander Smith

All vital truth contains the memory of all that for which it is not true.
- David Herbert Lawrence

Some men's memory is like a box where a man should
mingle his jewels with his old shoes.
- George Savile

The issues and challenges surrounding nuclear non-proliferation
are continuously evolving.
They've changed dramatically at several junctures in recent memory.
- Spencer Abraham

Love and memory last and will so endure till the game
is called because of darkness.
- Gene Fowler

Memory is funny.
Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember
but how to control the flow.
- Tobias Wolff

I shall go the way of the open sea, to the lands I knew before you came,
and the cool ocean breezes shall blow from me the memory of your name.
- Adela Florence Nicolson

I think one of the finest gifts I can give
my friends in the holiday season is to pause
with a long enough quality to actually SEE them.
My calm, unhurried presence communicates
this gift of a message, "I see you. I recognize you.
I remember our times of together
and am contributing right now to another quality memory.
I value you and honor and take the time,
right this moment to pause long enough to truly notice you."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world.
The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us,
with or without repentance.
- Gilbert Parker

Language is memory and metaphor.
- Storm Jameson

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown

It was a hard time.
It was something I would love to erase from my memory.
- Rafael Palmeiro

Context and memory play powerful roles in all the truly
great meals in one's life.
- Anthony Bourdain

It is sadder to find the past again and find it inadequate
to the present than it is to have it elude you and
remain forever a harmonious conception of memory.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

The past is still visible.
The buildings haven't changed, the layout of the streets hasn't changed.
So memory is very available to me as I walk around.
- Jonathan Lethem

Our sages of blessed memory have said that we must
not enjoy any pleasure in this world without reciting a blessing.
- Shmuel Y. Agnon

I'm very 'spur of the moment'.
I'm always trying to think of fun things to do to create a memory.
- Josh Hartnett

Only people have been through that miserable time will
recall the pass from their deep memory.
- Zhang Yimou

As I like to say, the entire collective memory of the species -
that means all known and recorded information -
is going to be just a few keystrokes away in a matter of years.
- Dee Hock

Was there ever in anyone's life span a point free in time,
devoid of memory, a night when choice was any more
than the sum of all the choices gone before?
- Joan Didion

Whether we and our politicians know it or not,
Nature is party to all our deals and decisions,
and she has more votes, a longer memory,
and a sterner sense of justice than we do.
- Wendell Berry

A memory is a beautiful thing, it's almost a desire that you miss.
- Gustave Flaubert

In the cellars of the night, when the mind starts moving
around old trunks of bad times,
the pain of this and the shame of that,
the memory of a small boldness is a hand to hold.
- John Leonard

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

True scholarship consists in knowing not what things exist,
but what they mean; it is not memory but judgment.
- James Russell Lowell

I've been to too many Dead concerts.
There've been smokin' holes where my memory used to be.
- Ken Kesey

To be here recovers from a state of soul,
from a state of mind.
I have the memory of the heart.
I know what I received.
I must have the will to give back to others.
- Jacky Ickx


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