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Funny Look Quotes
Funny Quotes about Look

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However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain


 

I don't have to look up my family tree,
because I know that I'm the sap.
- Fred Allen

I buy expensive suits.
They just look cheap on me.
- Warren Buffett

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield


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I am fond of pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill

The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown

And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The question is not what you look at, but what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau

Could a greater miracle take place
than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?
- Henry David Thoreau

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations...
The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts.
They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
- Winston Churchill

What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
- John Lubbock

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are those that look at things
the way they are, and ask "Why?"
I dream of things that never were, and ask "Why not?"
- Robert F. Kennedy paraphrase of George Bernard Shaw

It is a mistake to look too far ahead.
Only one link in the chain of destiny
can be handled at a time.
- Winston Churchill

If we are not happy and joyous at this season,
for what other season shall we wait and
for what other time shall we look?
- Abdul-Baha

Don't look for approval from anyone other than yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot

It all depends on how we look at things,
and not how they are in themselves.
- Carl Jung

I look only to the good qualities of men.
Not being faultless myself,
I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

When you are sorrowful, look again in your heart,
and you shall see that in truth
you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
- Khalil Gibran

Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk

Shake structures.
School yourself.
Look twice at a thing,
once upside down.
Answer yourself clearly.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Obstacles are like wild animals.
They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can.
If they see you are afraid of them...
they are liable to spring upon you;
but if you look them squarely in the eye,
they will slink out of sight.
- Orison Swett Marden

Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts

I look to a day when people will not be judged
by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength
which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.
- Marcus Aurelius

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher

Where there is unconditional love,
there is no room for unhappiness.
Whenever I look in the mirror today,
I will say to myself: "That Is The Face Of God."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

Look at this butterfly, so beautiful, so delicate.
I can enjoy this butterfly from a distance,
but if I touched her, she would die.
While not quite as delicate as butterflies,
people also need private space and private time
away from the demands of the world -
even away from the attentions of those
with whom they are most bonded.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

If you look at the human condition today,
not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care,
or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.
- Ralph Merkle

Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours,
I must look her straight in the eyes.
- Prince Charles

Love is an act of endless forgiveness,
a tender look which becomes a habit.
- Peter Ustinov

Creativity is the quality that you bring
to the activity that you are doing.
It is an attitude, an inner approach -
how you look at things.
- Osho

If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln

One will never again look at a birch tree,
after the Robert Frost poem, in exactly the same way.
- Paul Muldoon

To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure
is the most perfect refreshment.
- Jane Austen

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
- Amy Sedaris

If you look deep enough you will see music;
the heart of nature being everywhere music.
- Thomas Carlyle

You have to look at history as an evolution of society.
- Jean Chretien

Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of
necessary evil to the luxury of baseball,
like the odor that follows an automobile.
- Christy Mathewson

The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm
but because of those who look at it without doing anything.
- Albert Einstein

Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau

The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look
like independent thinkers.
- Edgar R. Fiedler

I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough,
it loses all of its meaning.
- Andy Warhol

The freedom we are looking for
is the freedom to be ourselves,
to express ourselves. But if we look at our lives
we will see that most of the time
we do things just to please others ...
The worst part is that most of us
are not even aware that we are not free.
- Don Miguel Ruiz

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same
look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
- Paula Poundstone

It's not what you look at that matters,
it's what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau

Look In The Mirror to See The Face Of God.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India,
history will look upon the act of
depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It is not the beauty of a building you should look at;
its the construction of the foundation that will stand the test of time.
- David Allan Coe

Look deep into nature, and then
you will understand everything better.
- Albert Einstein

For time and the world do not stand still.
Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or the present
are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy

Anthropology demands the open-mindedness
with which one must look and listen,
record in astonishment
and wonder that which one would not have been able to guess.
- Margaret Mead

Look at everything as though you were seeing it
either for the first or last time.
Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
- Betty Smith

All you have to do is look straight and see the road,
and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk.
- Ayn Rand

If you look into your own heart,
and you find nothing wrong there,
what is there to worry about?
What is there to fear?
- Confucius

Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or the present
are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience
in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I look for what needs to be done.
After all, that's how the universe designs itself.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up,
with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.
- Heather Locklear

A man should look for what is,
and not for what he thinks should be.
- Albert Einstein

When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise,
life will have given me the truth, and taken in exchange -
my youth.
- Sara Teasdale


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