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Funny Indecision Quotes
Funny Quotes about Indecision

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INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous

The risk of a wrong decision is preferable
to the terror of indecision.
- Maimonides

Indecision may or may not be my problem.
- Jimmy Buffett

There is no more miserable human being than one in
whom nothing is habitual but indecision.
- William James


 

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
- Oscar Levant

Indecision and delays are the parents of failure.
- George Canning

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind,
he's full of indecision.
- Oscar Levant


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I'm plagued with indecision in my life.
I can't figure out what to order in a restaurant.
- Chuck Close

I've never been able to plan my life.
I just lurch from indecision to indecision.
- Alan Rickman

Indecision is a virus that can run through an army
and destroy its will to win or even to survive.
- Wendell Mayes

All around me insisted that my doubts proved only my
own ignorance and sinfulness;
that they knew by experience they would soon give place to true knowledge,
and an advance in religion; and I felt something like indecision.
- Maria Monk

The only thing we don't do together is get in front
of an actor and show any indecision at all about what we think.
We don't always agree, so we meet privately,
then one or the other will approach the actor.
- Bobby Farrelly

Our system provides for a winner to take office on January 20th,
and he is expected to take command of the ship of state.
Failure to do so, characterized by hesitation and indecision,
will harm the national interest.
- Richard V. Allen

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
- Tommy Cooper

If I decide to be indecisive, that's my decision.
- Roger McGough

When ordering lunch, the big executives are just as
indecisive as the rest of us.
- William Feather

The word tomorrow was invented for indecisive people and for children.
- Ivan Turgenev

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth

I used to sell furniture for a living.
The trouble was, it was my own.
- Les Dawson

I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

It's just random chance, baby; get used to it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In those days he was wiser than he is now;
he used to frequently take my advice.
- Winston Churchill

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
- Albert Einstein

Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

When I stand before God at the end of my life,
I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Erma Bombeck

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips

The poet may be used as a barometer,
but let us not forget that he is also part of the weather.
- Lionel Trilling

My father always used to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
- Lee Iacocca

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul
and tools that were limiting.
In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone.
- Jaron Lanier

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be,
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
- Frank Howard Clark

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
- Nafisa Joseph

I wouldn't attach too much importance to these student riots.
I remember when I was a student at the Sorbonne in Paris,
I used to go out and riot occasionally.
- John Foster Dulles

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father
coming on a white horse to rescue me.
- Christine Keeler

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down -
at least he did until he dropped dead.
- Cesar Romero

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would
happen if there was a zombie attack.
- Simon Pegg

We cannot solve our problems with the same
thinking we used when we created them.
- Albert Einstein

There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.
- Billy Sunday

I used to tell my husband that,
if he could make me "understand" something,
it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly.
Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's a lot of downtime.
That's the toughest part of the day.
- Michael Jordan

Some dreamers demand that scientists only discover
things that can be used for good.
- John Charles Polanyi

I think I've discovered the secret of life -
you just hang around until you get used to it.
- Charles M. Schulz

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions.
- Ted Koppel

Lawsuits should not be used to destroy a viable and
independent distribution system.
The solution lies in the marketplace and not the courtroom.
- Don Henley

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used,
and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
- Dave Parnas

Moral power is probably best when it is not used.
The less you use it the more you have.
- Andrew Young

I have been through various fitness regimes.
I used to run about five miles a day and I did aerobics for a while.
- Sting

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older,
I'm grumpy and terrible with them.
As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party,
you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young,
the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
- John Ciardi

Win as if you were used to it,
lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is better to have a fair intellect that is well
used than a powerful one that is idle.
- Bryant H. McGill

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
- Charlie Chaplin

Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons.
Science is used to raise money for the expeditions,
but you really climb for the hell of it.
- Edmund Hillary

"Think simple" as my old master used to say -
meaning reduce the whole of its parts
into the simplest terms,
getting back to first principles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar
haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
- Sam Ewing

My father used to sing to me in my mother's womb.
I think I can name about any tune in two beats.
- Yancy Butler

I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time.
I don't believe in diets.
Have four pints one night, be healthy the next.
- Sophie Ellis Bextor

It is only after years of preparation that the young
artist should touch color -
not color used descriptively,
that is, but as a means of personal expression.
- Henri Matisse

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used
exclusively for the benefit of the people,
to whom they belong.
- Fidel Castro

Life should not be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!"
- Hunter S. Thompson

Friendship, like credit, is highest when it is not used.
- Elbert Hubbard

Be a yardstick of quality.
Some people aren't used to an environment
where excellence is expected.
- Steve Jobs

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery

I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to
have half my brain sucked out.
- Max Walker

My mother used to tell me man gives the award,
God gives the reward.
I don't need another plaque.
- Denzel Washington


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