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Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
Life is like dancing.
If we have a big floor, many people will dance.
Some will get angry when the rhythm changes.
But life is changing all the time.
- don Miguel Ruiz
Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes.
Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow.
Let reality be reality.
Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.
- Lao Tzu
The River of Life is timeless.
It is not unchanging, but it is timeless,
and it changes in its own time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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When the music changes, so does the dance.
- African Proverb
Love is an undulating energy that moves through you,
within you, and radiates out of you,
and changes everything.
- Bartholomew
Prayer doesn't change God, but changes him who prays
- Soren Kierkegaard
As in geology, so in social institutions,
we may discover the causes of all past changes
in the present invariable order of society.
- Henry David Thoreau
If your home is not a place where you can truly
kick-back and be yourself - both physically and emotionally -
consider making some changes in your way-of-life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Face the facts of being what you are,
for that is what changes what you are.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Our creator is the same and never changes
despite the names given Him by people here
and in all parts of the world.
Even if we gave Him no name at all,
He would still be there, within us,
waiting to give us good on this earth.
- George Washington Carver
Every decision you make - every decision -
is not a decision about what to do.
It's a decision about Who You Are.
When you see this, when you understand it, everything changes.
You begin to see life in a new way.
All events, occurrences, and situations
turn into opportunities to do what you came here to do.
- Neale Donald Walsch
I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions,
but laws and institutions must go hand in hand
with the progress of the human mind.
As that becomes more developed, more enlightened,
as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered
and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances,
institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.
- Thomas Jefferson [inscribed in the Jefferson Memorial]
LOVE LETTERS TO YOURSELF
This is taken from a love letter (a gentle reminder)
I wrote to myself recently.
Live in your joy today.
Be authentic. Love yourself. First.
Love others from your own abundance.
Life Changes. Circumstances change.
Sometimes you try to fit your old way
of being into new circumstances
rather than becoming new yourself.
Embrace transformation as an opportunity.
And keep on writing love letters to yourself.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
The River of Life has no judgments.
The River flows with no concept of good and bad - right and wrong.
The fields and dreams of men may be nourished by the River of Life,
or flooded and covered with silt, and the River just flows.
Men may catch fish and live on the River of Life,
or they may founder in a storm and drown, and the River just flows.
The River of Life is timeless.
It is not unchanging, but it is timeless,
and it changes in its own time.
The River of Life knows no obstacles.
The River can cut through solid rock - in its own time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I confessed recently to an old friend,
"I realized I was looking at you,
in your visit, through old glasses.
Speaking old words.
Telling old stories.
I realize that in my life I've made so many
physical changes and I need to give my spirit time to catch up."
Time for my spirit to look at my friend
through the new glasses of current life experiences.
Old friends are precious.
They become even more treasured when they are wrapped
in the currentness of life experiences
and not relegated to the past in which they once lived.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen
Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous
I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill
Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky
We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall
Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited
He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson
Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson
No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis
The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau
Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett
Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen
I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou
To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill
The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz
You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado
It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin
Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek
When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown
The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous
Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain
God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)
Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau
Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus
If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow
Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous
The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain
Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw
We must let go of the life we have planned,
so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
- Joseph Campbell
Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches,
letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights.
- Pauline R. Kezer
The most dangerous phrase in the language is,
"We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper
You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous
It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung
When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin
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