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Funny Success Quotes
Funny Quotes about Success

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However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain


 

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

Success consists of going from failure to failure
without loss of enthusiasm.
- Winston Churchill
(also quoted as: "Courage is going from failure to failure
without losing enthusiasm."


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Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- Rita Rudner

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
- Carrot Top

The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you
shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller

I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety.
- Aeschylus

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
- Jonathan Winters

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
- George S. Patton

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

Success in almost any field depends more on energy
and drive than it does on intelligence.
This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
- Sloan Wilson

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined,
worthwhile, personal goals.
- Paul J. Meyer

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain

Don't aim for success if you want it;
just do what you love and believe in,
and it will come naturally.
- David Frost

The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on
the rungs of opportunity.
- Ayn Rand

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with,
but whether it is the same problem you had last year.
- John Foster Dulles

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
- Lily Tomlin

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it...
Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.
- Tennessee Williams

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Formula for success: rise early, work hard,
strike oil.
- J. Paul Getty

The one phrase you can use is that success has a thousand fathers,
and failure is an orphan.
- Alan Price

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something
you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- George Burns

The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill

The most important single ingredient in the formula
of success is knowing how to get along with people.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Develop success from failures.
Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
- Dale Carnegie

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The man who has done his level best...
is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure.
- B. C. Forbes

Success is a lousy teacher.
It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
- Bill Gates

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.
- Salvador Dali

Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.
- Jon Bon Jovi

Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus

Action is the foundational key to all success.
- Pablo Picasso

Success is simple.
Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.
- Arnold H. Glasow

The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
- Ambrose Bierce

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not
for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
- Logan P. Smith

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating
only the top half of each slice.
- Barbra Streisand

In order to succeed, your desire for success should
be greater than your fear of failure.
- Bill Cosby

One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe


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